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>>18236190
The real question is, do you want to die?

>>18236194
No, but if I'm going to be poor the rest of my life I might as well be

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Don't be a fag and go to the ER you Jew

If you don't have years and years of documentation that you are autistic there is no point. You can't prove you're autistic after you're old.

>>18236166
Just because you act like a muppet every now and then doesn't make you autistic

Actual autism is undeniable and obvious, all the "normal guy but he says hes autistic" people are a fraud and just suck in social situations and try to make an excuse for it by calling it autism

>>18236166
You may have issues but how the hell are we going to diagnose them with such little throughput here?
Plus autism is a meme, you're going to be accused of it for whatever tardednezs anyway.

Short of it is, follow the normal path to getting your mental health checked - talk to a professional, and for the love of dick don't go in like a hypochondriac claiming you know exactly what's up.

>>>/g/

never heard about being screened out for hotmail.

but i'd like to take this opportunity to say that outlook, the service hotmail has switched to using, is a COMPLETE PILE OF FUCKING SHIT. i have NEVER seen a company change a fully functioning system for the worse as bad as hotmail. it was great before. it ran fast, it was smooth and as functional as you'd need it to be.

then they changed it. they changed the design to this gay ass tablet interface shit. it's SLOW. its fucking slower than my arthritic grandmother going up a flight of stairs. it bugs out. it freezes. did i mention how fucking slow it is? i can't search my inbox, or view an email, or start typing an email without waiting 20 FUCKING SECONDS for each action to process. i cant believe it. they fucked it up so bad, it was fine before. why did they do this?

i sincerely hope whoever was behind these changes is shot. someone NEEDS to be punished for this decision.

>>18236109
Good idea. Sorry about posting here. Thanks!

>>18236057
No, they wouldn't, unless she goes back to the normal cock immediately after.

>facepalm

No.

4chan.

Stop believing in "roasties" you dumb motherfuckers.

You penis is not that fucking big.

The vagina is meant to spit BABIES. Guess what, a baby head is fucking three times thicker than your cock will ever be.

>>18236062
Do you mean literally immediately after? Like minutes after?

Would there really be no slight long term change, even if the one night stand guy was much thicker than the previous guy?

>>18235973
She broke my heart. Dumped me for another dude and humiliated me. I became an autistic misogynist who always thinks women are trying to fuck me over behind my back and when a female shows interest on me it's absurdly hard for me to make a move because I'm so sure that she's just trying to fool me.

I'm working on that though. Trying to build up some self-esteem and make my moves before getting attached.

should be a humbling experience that pushes you into making yourself better than you were before.

at least that's how my 2 major break ups have been

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>should be a humbling experience that pushes you into making yourself better than you were before.
this!
>got dumped
>depressed
>worked out a lot, fucked a bunch of girls
>fell in love again
>got dumped
>repeat

honestly, I don't know if I'll make it this time. I don't have the energy for this shit anymore.

Are there no public transports where you live or something?

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>>18235971
>Don't want to drive drunk and risk ruining my new car.
Are you joking? Is that seriously the reason why you don't want to drink and drive?

Anyway, what about public transportation? Uber? Taxis?

>>18235971
Just don't drink too much so.

>>18235935
Hi anon, I was taking Paroxetine too few monthes ago. Do you see a psy ?

>>18235935
It get worse, so my psy gave me another one : abilify. I still have negative thoughts when I am alone, so I manage to see a lot of people every night after work.

The negative thoughts might come because Paroxetine makes you more active, especially if you have say hypomanic phases or something, but you sound like you're being treated for general anxiety, in which case it might make sense to take Xanax or Seroquel and if that doesn't help Promazine or Truxal.

I've been knocked around a bit but my situation isn't the same. I never depended on them. Don't depend on someone you can't trust.

I really wouldn't tell anybody else this about myself if I didn't think it would help keep them from being abused. It's embarassing.

>>18235928
>Don't depend on someone you can't trust.
I thought we were going to be a good couple and improve eachother lives. And now i'm stuck. Thank you for your reply though. All I want is my independence and freedom, but I juts finished school and still looking for a job.

Leave that POS or be the POS and stay. I don't feel bad for women who stay in abusive relationships. Kinda hope they get beaten to death actually for being so stupid.

>>18235887
In a similar situation, I guess most people here are ignoring you because they dismiss it as you being an asshole, but I think it's understandable, not saying it's right, but understandable, I'd guess some part of your brain is already like "MINE!" and gives you the urge to fight if you see that threatened. That's what I think, my similar situation was a girl was into me, I wasn't into her, but when another guy was into her I got really jealous, and I still didn't feel attracted to her, it doesn't seem to make sense, only on a "primal brain" level, or something like that. IMO just let them be, if they get together or not, you know you didn't want friend Are you by any chance also insecure about your choices? As in, you get anxious looking back on wether you made the right choice, about pretty much anything? That could be a factor.

inb4 people saying: "hurr you're a bad person and that's it"
,

>>18235942

I fucked up, it should say:

"...if they get together or not, you know you didn't want friend A."

You could possibly like friend B which would explain the jealousy.
Hook up with B

Whether she wants sex with you or doesn't, trust me the only way is if you bring it up.
But I think she's doing it for attention primarily, don't give her that too easily.

>>18235857
She is probably having doubts on the relationship with her current boyfriend and lining up other leads in case her current relationship fails. Who knows honestly.

>>18235857
tin brown eye fist saturn?

>>18235850
>acts like it's nothing.

I mean it might be nothing OP. Consider her side of this. She just got a new job and wants to impress her boss. She's probably way out of her league and wants to become him one day. You should have more faith/trust in your girlfriend.

Have you told her you want to spend more time with her?

>>18235850
Her behaviour is suspicious but I would expect that if she was cheating on you, she would avoid talking about him.

What industry does she work in?

t. an experienced cheater guy

>>18235845
Not using shitty furry webcomics as a thread starter.

>>18235845
1) Not using retarded terminology.
2) Socialising
3) Losing half or more of you self awareness so that you can tramp over people without feeling bad, instead rationalising.

Using social media and >>18235902
>3) Losing half or more of you self awareness so that you can tramp over people without feeling bad, instead rationalising.

>>18235803
How fat are you?
Be honest.

Go to the store and get some prilosec. Helped me immensely when I had acid reflux. Also, go on a diet and quit drinking soda. Do Kombucha for a week (tastes like straight vinegar unless you get the stronger/stranger flavors but it's worth it for the colon clensing). Watch what you eat and don't eat so many acidic foods. Digestive health is #1 for happiness in life. If your gut bacteria are out of balence it can cause other diseases and even psychological problems. Take care of your gut and it will take care of you. Practice saying "No, I'm not going to put my body through that" when you're about to eat junky shit. Good luck. It's going to take some discipline but you can do it!

>>18235828
176 lbs 5'11

>>18235790
He's married and no good job probably realized his life is goin no where with the stresses of life too, im surprised he hasn't jumped off a bridge yet

That sounds more like BPD than Bipolar. You shouldn't mix them up, they're nothing alike.

>>18235790
You are really, truly fucked if you stay with this train wreck of a man. Seriously. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. THERE IS NO TREATMENT. NO CURE.

I lived there. It's he'll and not worth it. Do NOT believe whatever bullshit you are feeding yourself during the calm times. If you have kids, it's affecting them. When I saw the affects on mine, I was heartbroken, as I thought staying with him was best for them. That was my worst decision.

Get out now. Trust me. Or save this answer and read it through your tears in another ten years when nothing has changed, except you are depressed and worn out.

>>18235716
Best for what?

>>18235716
if you like working with computers/infosec, or math, yeah, they're fine degrees.

>>18235728

In general, I guess. I just wanted /adv/'s opinion on undergraduate degrees