When is the right time to tell a woman that I am a former sperglord

Don't. Fake it until you make it. If they're observant, they'll be able to tell without you saying it.

>>18236468
If she actually cares about you then just tell her this and she will understand if she aint a dick

>>18236468
After you have sex with her. Then she'll understand why you were so bad as opposed to just thinking that you are horrible at sex, and if by some miracle you actually perform well, it'll knock her socks off.

Just joking hint at it from time to time.

>oh man, i don't even want to talk about high school, i was such a loser
>haha, if i had all the time back I spent playing on these back in the day

>>18236501
I wasn't really that much of a loser in highschool, I was a skater/stoner and had lots of friends, didn't really become a loser until I started having mental health issues around 20. I'm not even technically a virgin, but I never got past that awkward teenage sex stage because I just gave up.

It's hard to say anon, in a way saying to just totally ignore it is good advice, but we like to open up to people we care about. I'd say bring up the subject when the time feels right, and if she's not a douche, she'll understand. It seems like there's a stereotype about the insane amount of sex you're supposed to have as a teen but I feel like half of us don't really.