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>>18278929
>Islam will accept just about anyone who could pass as non-white
>I literally have albinism (I basically look like Hitler's Aryan poster boy)
Kind of sucks. Guess they're just going to brutally murder me when they take over my country.

jesus fuck. no one gets away with rape. if they did then fucking blame the one who is in authority. your goiymspolice justice court.

>>18278929
Despite what 4chan says, Getting laid isn't hard.

Just work out, go out and you'll get some pussy. Everyone I know gets some pussy from time to time

The Sweden crisis seems to be super overblown to me. I went in northern Sweden for work and it was literally 100% white Scandinavian. As a Spaniard I stood out

Alcohol. Lots of it. Just be in tune so you don't get shit faced and embarrass everyone.

>>18278919
that won't work either. i'm pregnant...

>>18278921
Oh you're a woman? Don't worry about it at all. If you were the man then you'd be genuely fucked but for you just smile all the time. Giggle too.

>pros
You get an expert opinion and proper treatment
>cons
You no longer get to worry yourself into a pool of hypochondria at 3am after consulting webMD for 5 hours straight?

>>18278850
>cons
>You no longer get to worry yourself into a pool of hypochondria at 3am after consulting webMD for 5 hours straight?

Isn't that a pros
And in your opinion should I go get diagnosis.

>>18278850
I want to get diagnosis for depression and anxiety BTW.should I?

>>18278611
where did you get this 25% number and why cant you pick one of the other 3 billion+ women on the planet

>>18278611
Having kids with someone related to you in any way increased the likelihood detrimental recessive traits will appear in your offspring. So yeah if you want a flipper baby go for it.

>>18278642

But everyone is related to you. Every human being is a blood relative of every other human being.

A half-cousin is only marginally more related to you than a random person from your ancestral homeland.

>>18278592
Yup. To men, niceness and politeness often appear as flirting. I literally had to explain this to my gf like 4 times when guys she was friends with on Facebook suddenly started asking her out.

>>18278592
If you smile and talk with guys a lot EVERYBODY will see your behavior as trying to date them eventually.

Solution?
Stop being so nice to everybody. I know, it is shitty advice. But if you are beautiful young girl, there isnt any other solution.

>>18278592
When you are at work the only thing you should be talking about is work. Work is not a social function, its fucking work.

Not too late to go to university to study a subject your passionate about. I would know, I'm 29 in August and by September I'll be moving 4 hours away to go to university to study robotics.

Hardest part is knowing where to invest your time, nobody but you can help you with that I'm afraid.

>>18278618
Right now the only thing I can think of that I'm remotely interested in as a career is photography. Its just a hobby of mine but my family keeps telling me to pursue it more, but photographing weddings and elementary school portraits doesn't interest me at all.

>>18278706
>but photographing weddings and elementary school portraits doesn't interest me at all.
Suck it the fuck up. You're 29 and that infectious youthful candy in your head is gonna run out very soon. You need to get started right away or you are doomed to be mediocre for the rest of your life. I'm a few years younger than you and don't want to give you tough love but I was a dishwasher for two years and had less than a dollar in my bank account at several points in my life. My life changed for the better when I went back to school.

>>18278512
he forgot who he was? that's severe disorientation. a drunk schizophrenic in a warzone would probably still remember his name. your father shouldn't neglect going to a doctor.

sometimes severe stuff happens out of nowhere, only once. I went temporarily blind for a few hours once, and there was no good explanation.

Still though, this is pretty serious. Forgetting everyone's name is not a small deal. Lots of people with dementia still remember their names.

>>18278512
Take note anon, write that stuff.

Best case scenario its an iron deficiency dementia a few pill and he will be okay.Take him to the doctor.

>>18278512
Im not a doctor but have medical training.. I recommend you take him to Doctor.. Most of the times its nothing but because of his age its best just to get him checked out... Please stay with him keeping a eye out on him, keep track of any signs of major issues.. If he shows signs of distress like breathing heavy, cold skin or anything that could be a serious life threat call 911 and get him to a hospital.. Again could be nothing but no one here is able to see his vital signs or check him out so its best to have a dr do so just to be safe... I am truly sorry this is not much of a help and i hope things work out best wishes..

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>>18278322
probably about 25 mate , cut yourself some slack and relax for a few years you've got time

>>18278333
hey I'm turning 25 this year and I still don't want to move out, even though I could easily pay for it
why is this bad

>>18278322
Why don't you move, then?

>>18278301
Nope youve already spread your legs and lost his respect. You are basically a cum rag to him now. End friendship and find someone who loves you back, without sex

>>18278306
I don't want romance, I want friendship

You don't need to end the friendship, and don't listen to anybody who says "he lost respect for you, you're just a worthless cum receptacle lol." That's how jaded assholes on 4chan think, it's not how everybody thinks.

Honestly it doesn't have to be any more complicated than telling him "I still have feelings for you and I don't think this FWB thing is good for me. Can we just go back to being friends?"

>>18278294

Drink heavily until it goes away. Time heals all wounds.

L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N my friend

Stop talking to her, avoid her entirely is possible. Focus on new shit like getting a job or improving your work relationships and finding new hobbies
Sounds cliché as shit but it really does work

>>18278228
I cant help but feeling so anxious whenever i feel the way i do now, but i refuse to accept some sort of medicine and have always had a clean record.I just wish i had a way out, and with it a new chance. but whenever im gone for long i think about loose ends, and unreasolved issues.

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>>18278234
but no matter how I play it in my mind, i really do just love the younger sister, and have grown to resent and hate my S.O 275 without a doubt if i ever finally got that last push i could kill her and our kids,without issue. I dont want your pity, I would wish that on a Advice board you tell me what you would do if you were in this same situation.

Where will killing them get you?
Think about that.

But really, you really feel bad about your life.
Have you ever been with another girl? I don't mean sexually, but emotionally, too.

When was the last time you REALLY felt alive and happy?

you can start it with fake conflict over any physical object. your phone, her phone, the remote, the last slice of pizza, alcohol, etc etc etc.

tickle fights are another easy transition

>>18278206
Thank you for the advice, but apparently I'm more socially autistic than I thought, could you go into more detail about the initiation process, I understand the general gist of it, but, for example say she has the remote, wat do now?

>>18278213
you gotta play it by ear, which is difficult due to autism i know

so she has the remote, but she's also playing something you don't like. you say (false rudely) "change the channel to this show" and she says "no fuck you" and you grab lightly at the remote saying "gimme that" and she pulls it away saying "no stop!" and then you move in closer and grab it more seriously

the ABSOLUTE MOST IMPORTANT THING for autists like you and i is that you make sure the attitude for the entire thing is PLAYFUL and not ABUSIVE so you smile and laugh while you're doing it and don't actually hurt her or anything. tickling instead of headlocks is a good way to communicate the playful aspect of what you're trying to do.

if she ever seems annoyed, ABORT

This is shit. I'm going through this, too, at least right now don't have an episode, so I'm just lethargic.
I personally felt a little bit better when I finished school.

I actually went through the same thing recently. The thing that really helped was drinking more water and nofap

>>18278219
sometimes i feel like taking a weird retreat to the mountains or something like that would spark something in my head but i still literally have no idea

bail as fast as you can. sounds like you two are at completely different places in your lives . you sound like an adult and she sounds like a child

>>18278029
I'm 9 months older than her....fuuuuck me, desu.

I wasted so much time...my gut has been telling me that. She was a 2nd grade teacher's assistant and sometimes got pissed when I asked if she wanted more out of life and she literally told me, she has this job as a filler until she gets married.

Made $13K a year and said she was successful.

I worked part-timish and brought in $85K....

Should have never answered that CL ad. How do I do it guys.

I'm on my way to get a ton of money and don't want this bitch anywhere near my shit until I boot her.

>>18278021
Wait, so what does she do? I don't understand. She's on her phone all the time, looking at what?

I'm just curious, because you lost me on the kids spelling their own name and unicorn in murica part.

It sounds like you already decided to drop her dude. What's keeping you? Why haven't you already?

>>18278009

I dunno. There is no right answer, there is only the answer that you want. Don't depend on an anonymous Taiwanese basket-weaving imageboard to make incredibly nuanced and personal decisions for you. Be your own man, faggot.

Depends on what it is, and why.

For instance, I wouldn't be bothered if a girl didn't want to do anal, because she tried it on the past and didn't like it.

If it was because they liked the shape of their ex's dick better, well, I don't think that's a situation that would realistically come up.

So what is it, OP?

Nope.

She'd do those things again if you were Chad.