Anonymous
Have I not experiemted enough? 2017-06-09 11:16:35 Post No.18402623
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Have I not experiemted enough? 2017-06-09 11:16:35 Post No.18402623
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: gosdisgust.gif (2MB, 245x219px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 245x219px
Have I not experiemted enough?
Anonymous
2017-06-09 11:16:35
Post No. 18402623
[Report]
[View this topic]
I hear so many people say shit like "Your college years are supposed to be used for sexual exploration" and what not. I am a 26 year old male now and I didn't have and have not had ANY sex during or after or before my college years.
So now I feel like I am screwed because now I don't know what I really want sexually or relationship wise. Like how do I know I actually don't like having sex with short girls if I have never had sex with a short girl? How do I know I am not into midgets if I have never had sex with a midget? You see where I am going with this?
Its just a weird conundrum. Basically, I am afraid now because I know next to nothing about relationships or sex. I feel like some old ass dude who knows nothing.
I am more concerned about relationships than sex though. I don't know what I want relationship wise because I have never been in one.
I guess what I am trying to ask is.. to the people who have been in a relationship and who have had lots of various sex I guess, What did you learn? Like what tid bits of info can you pass along to me that I can learn from? Maybe sex with short girls is universally horrible? Maybe sex with girls with large butts is not ideal if you have a small penis?
This is all shit that one might discover while exploring their sexuality or relationships or whatever the fuck.
I am just trying to learn more I guess.
35 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
You still have some time left.
The clock is ticking though.
>>
Go lurk /r/relationships on Reddit.
>>
>>18402626
What am I supposed to do though? I don't have the charisma to get a girl to take off her pants without paying. I honestly don't know how these dudes can actually convince women to take off their pants and have sex with them.
What the fuck are they saying to these women!? Or is it less about saying and more about they these dudes have?
File: 1496867623616.png (205KB, 380x375px) Image search:
[Google]
205KB, 380x375px
Sup
I'm not inexperienced with girls sexually, but I've only been in one 6 month relationship because reasons.
Now I'm in the position where there is a girl who is possible relationship material, and another who I've just been sexting so far.
My question is do I let potential relationship girl know about the other one in early stages?
I could see it as either making her jealous and wanting me more, or putting her off because she thinks I'm just fucking around
Interested in your thoughts
14 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
you're quite the good catch aren't you?
>>
>>18407410
not sure what you're getting at breh
>>
File: 1495823412668.gif (2MB, 378x285px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 378x285px
bump
Anonymous
complicated tick removal 2017-06-11 11:01:00 Post No.18407378
[Report] Image search: [Google]
complicated tick removal 2017-06-11 11:01:00 Post No.18407378
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Are there any medfags here?
I found a tick attached to the inner side of my buttock.
My butt is hairy and I coulsn't see it. I also can't help anybody for help with this.
I tried to pull it with the tweezers anyway, but I simply couldn't grasp it well
in the end it's abdomen got rippped, but all the other parts are still attatched.
So do I have to do anything with it, or can I just leave it like that? Will it die now? Also, is there any other way to get rid of it?
24 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
you done goofed. in such cases, you have almost no other option than to let a doctor remove it.
you can be lucky and it will get out on it's own. but it can also easily happen that it gets infected. especially since it's so close to feces and such. you should definitely observe it closely. if it gets elevated, red or warm, go see a professional. disinfect it often and make sure your hygiene is very good (shower often, wipe thoroughly/with wet wipes). next time, don't try to get eid of a tick you can't grasp optimally. a trick i heard of is to burn them with a lghter so they let go. but around your ass hair, that might be a very stupid idea and now it's too late anyways.
>>
>>18407389
Just to add on to what this anon said, you can light a match, blow it out and instantly put it on the tick to burn it without the flame. Other than that, this post is spot on.
>>
>>18407378
You should try to remove the mouth part too, with tweezers.
If you don't manage to, clean the wound well and if any symptoms appear (fever, rash) go to a doctor.
File: bigstock-Business-gossip-Women-in-the-72048943.jpg (459KB, 1024x683px) Image search:
[Google]
459KB, 1024x683px
Greetings /adv/
Earlier this year I broke up with my ex, and tried to deal with it like adults.
However, she and her friend have since maintained a vendetta against me.
The friend in particular is literally insane (I used to pick her up from the hospital from time to time), and her hatred of me in particular was one of the reasons for the break-up.
Now both bitch about me often behind my back, and every time I turn up to events with that social circle they cause massive dramas (the friend especially, as she's a shite acress but very good at crying on cue).
Many members of that social circle believe the lies because crying is convincing, and while the lies are not true, I can be unlikeable in other ways (something I'm working on) so it's a convenient reason to justify general dislike for me.
But, also within the group are people I like and whom I only really see at group events.
Directly talking to either of them or making a public comment is likely to stoke the drama, and avoiding all social events with the wider group probably means I won't be able to see the friends I like. I also don't want my reputation continually dragged through the mud for literally no reason, as I have said nothing uncivil to or about either of them since the break-up.
Halp pls.
tl;dr ex and exes best friend propagating hate and lies about me amongst social circle. What do?
11 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18407236
Could you just call the cop? Slandering could be considered a crime where you are, right?
Alternatively if you couldn't go to law enforcement maybe you could try agree & amplify tactic. This is where you just nod and exaggerate their lies further, so people would just go meh what a joke then proceed to ignore it altogether.
If not, keep your cool and just go deny their lies when somebody asked you about it since you denying it outright could stir people's suspicions.
>>
My ex had bipolar and towards the end our relationship was basically built of drama and the social capital that comes from being able to complain about how shitty your relationship is.
When I ended it suddenly all the meaning and worth within that evaporated and my ex had a hard time dealing with that. She'd come to every single social event that I was at and get kind of ridiculous, trying to point out how unreasonable I was being in trying to emotionally manipulate or hurt her in some way. Lots of people took her at face value because they are empathic and not wanting to upset her, but eventually, over time me being fair and reasonable and realistic and her being unfair and unreasonable and prone to fantasy meant that more and more people were tired of her shit and while initially being unsympathetic towards me began to see what I'd been putting up with. The less people who tolerated it the more fantastical her claims became and the more the drama ramped up until only a few people widely regarded as unstable within our social circle supported her and that kind of cemented her as one of the unstable ones. She actually moved away and left the city.
My advice is keep being a solid stand up kind of guy and eventually their behaviour will start to define and isolate them instead of bring them any sort of social capital or sympathy. Eventually other people do not want their drama every time.
>>
>>18407247
Hmm, interesting suggestion. Sadly slander is really hard to prove in my area, and I can't really afford to go to court.
I've tried the agree and amplify thing but a lot of it is behind my back, which is why it's especially hard to fight because most of it happens between others (as in, I'm at the party, then they cry and tell the lies afterward when I'm not there).
Brit anon. My wife went out on last night on Saturday night at like 8pm. Before she went out, I asked where she's going, how long for, who with etc. but she was very reluctant to share anything, just saying she is going out "with friends" and will be back at 11pm. Ok. Fine. I'll just wait til 11.
When it is 11pm and I am expecting her at home, she texts me saying "Back at 12". At 12 she texts me saying "Back at 1" and at 1 she texts saying "Back at 2". I texted her asking where she is, asking questions that went ignored. To me, she is totally taking the piss by texting me like some autistic robot with no added information about where she is, who she is with etc. She didn't answer her phone either, the entire time. I am sure it is her new fashion model friend who is driving her to be like this, to piss me off. At 2am I drew the line and told her she can either text me or call me telling me what she is doing or she can go sleep at a hotel or McDonalds. She ignored this. She comes home at 2.45am like there is no problem and has a bit of an attitude, thinking its funny I am pissed off / upset. I don't mind if she goes out, I'm not that controlling, but I live 500 meters from a recent terrorist attack that happened last Saturday in the UK, so I am more nervous than usual about her going out alone and I have no idea where. What do?
30 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18407156
>I don't mind if she goes out, I'm not that controlling, but I live 500 meters from a recent terrorist attack that happened last Saturday in the UK, so I am more nervous than usual about her going out alone and I have no idea where
Have you told her this? And is there a reason she's not equally concerned about it?
>>
>>18407156
>Brit
KEK
>>
>>18407165
She doesn't seem to really worry about terrorism risk. When it comes to going out without telling me where the fuck she is going, when she is back and being disrespectful, should I retaliate and just walk out for a few days to see if she likes it? How do I deal with her just ignoring me.
Anonymous
Boyfriend's have a small dick and bad teeth 2017-06-11 07:32:32 Post No.18406946
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Boyfriend's have a small dick and bad teeth 2017-06-11 07:32:32 Post No.18406946
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: IMG_0320.jpg (313KB, 1500x1096px) Image search:
[Google]
313KB, 1500x1096px
Boyfriend's have a small dick and bad teeth
Anonymous
2017-06-11 07:32:32
Post No. 18406946
[Report]
[View this topic]
I feel disgusted by my bf because his dick is really small ( short and thin) also he had bad teeth hygiene he fixed that a bit but still looks bad (at least doesn't smell that bad anymore)
So now i have a very high libido and have tried to have sex with him but afterwards I always feel like shit so now I avoid it. What should I do?
25 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Coach him on technique or something? I don't know what else you can do, his penis won't get any bigger
>>
Teach him some better positions. Tell him to brush his teetb, then eat some beef. Fingers aren't just for turning pages. Add some toys unless he's a sensitive cuck as well.
>>
>>18406946
are you fat?
File: US Military.jpg (23KB, 600x366px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 600x366px
What branch of the U.S. Military do I join, excluding the Coast Guard?
I've mostly been looking towards the Air Force, but I was wondering if anyone had anything to say about it all. I first looked at Marines, because I wanted to have a rigid, harsh lifestyle like that, but I decided not too because your chances of any experience outside of the Marines is minimal.
I then looked at the Army, but decided that if I'm going to do something like that, I might as well go for something that will give me experience, and as an aspiring Computer Science major, the Air Force or Navy is definitely worth it.
So now what? I heard the Air Force is best, because it gets better food, pay, and other such things, but I also heard that their on-base living isn't that great cause their bases are smaller.
What say you all?
11 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18406892
Navy SEALs?
>>
>>18406893
Why though? Do they offer Computer Science experience? What are the pros to it? What's to say that if I want to join Navy Seals, then I just don't go and join Marines?
If Navy SEALs can offer experience after the Military in a Computer Science field, then please say so and how and how I would get into that.
>>
Bump?
Anonymous
Alone and see no way out 2017-06-11 06:22:24 Post No.18406804
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Alone and see no way out 2017-06-11 06:22:24 Post No.18406804
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: IMG_0318.jpg (93KB, 837x1081px) Image search:
[Google]
93KB, 837x1081px
I'm stuck in a relationship I don't want to be in, because I've had only abusive ones previously and this one at least is not. I am not attracted to him at all, but i cannot afford to live alone financially or emotionally (I have social anxiety and no family here). I am also afraid that if I find another partner is going to be abusive (if I find anyone at all, I am female, in my 30s and most people my age and up are already married with kids) I don't want to have kids so that's another issue that will keep me from finding a partner (that's really a non negotiable)
Then I have a steady job but I don't like my job, it could be a lot worse though, really the job is not my problem but rather location, I hate this town and I would like to leave. It's a small town and it brings a lot of bad memories, also the population of single people is really low, hard to find anyone here. Even friends since I am of foreign origin and you'll always get that "tag" attached to you (because of my looks) and barely anyone wants to look past it (I'm not a white immigrant, those have it a bit easier). Talking about looks I am not very attractive but not ugly either, just average I guess. I did however get a lot of bullying in my teens and also from ex partners regarding my looks and my race.
I have no family (at all) nor friends (only a few acquaintances here and there).
Since it's next to impossible to leave my situation (into a better one) and the thought of staying like this forever makes me feel dead inside, I see the only way out for me is to kill myself..I am trying to gather the guts and research my method or choice which would be either hanging (pressing the carotid first in order to pass out quickly and not feel the asphyxiation) or maybe charcoal burning, suggestions?
15 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18406804
Did you grow up with an alcoholic father by any chance?
and yeah no... killing yourself is not really the way out.
>>
No my father was not alcoholic but there was a lot of emotional abuse going on at home and I come from a third world country. As soon as I turned 18 I left there. I barely have contact now. The few times I've been back briefly I felt unappreciated To say the least. I've been through 2 abusive relationships (one of my abusers still lives nearby). That caused me to socially isolate. I've also moved many times now i am tired of moving and I can't afford it to do all on my own (especially emotionally) I've been always able to pay for my own, but that doesn't matter, nobody wants me.
>>
I know most people are against suicide but my family wouldn't really care or even find out soon, there's literally an ocean between us, also I would do it somewhere where nobody Who knows me would find me.(like in a forest or hotel room far away in other country) I would get rid of any ID so it would be like I just disappeared from this world.
I just need to know a safe fool proof method and gather the mental strength and hope I will go out quickly
bacon sand
I need some work related advice 2017-06-11 06:18:59 Post No.18406791
[Report] Image search: [Google]
I need some work related advice 2017-06-11 06:18:59 Post No.18406791
[Report] Image search: [Google]
I need some work related advice
bacon sand
2017-06-11 06:18:59
Post No. 18406791
[Report]
[View this topic]
well at work
i was working as a backup for a department
and ive njto been told what that means
but ive basicly been covering for this one guy
who didnt show up.
The head of the department was havving issues whith the machine, and i didnt notice this because i was focused on gettign paperwork done like i have allways been doing
he then yells at me "hey, call the manager" i dont hear him, i step closer and go "huh?" indicating that i cannot hear, he gets pissed, then repeats himself
a few minutes later he gos off at me, clamingi should have picked up on it, and called the manager
here is where things get interesting
part of my job is making sure bins dont overflow with fruit right?
and he will, and im not joking when i say this, sit on a bin that is overflowing, do nothing, and look at me when im accross the room puttign another bin down, then go back to observing the machine running (because thats what he is there to do, andrarly steps outside fo that to help people)
Now thats an issue for 2 reasons
1, its the easyiest way to create a slip hazard
2, its in direct contradiction to what he said to me in regards to the issue he was havving
when i explain to him "I did not do that before you told me, because i was taught when that happens, the person running the machine has to call the manager" He says "aww, fuck you". and stomrs off
no
*now
first off, given this
what the fuck happened
was i in the wrong?
and why has HR fobed this aside because of how long he has been here?
and was how he handed things correct?
14 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
File: chest-bump.jpg (23KB, 482x322px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 482x322px
bump?
>>
Hello?
>>
Dude ok. If I was given 'a pair of hands' or a 'joey' or a 'trained monkey' or any other derogatory term often given to the new guy in a hands on job I'd be looking for a few things. Is he bright enough to show some initiative? Is he driven to take on greater responsibilities? Does he pick up on how it works around here vs how it is supposed to work and will he thus fit into the workplace culture? Is he obstinate, fussy and difficult to communicate with?
Because while it works both ways (you don't have to work there, you don't have to accept the culture, you don't have to go outside of your comfort zone or proscribed tasks or accept personal responsibility for doing so) ultimately they'll be trying to figure out if you are an asset or a liability.
I mean, any new guy at first is basically a handicap because they are slow, they don't know where anything is or why or how and they ask questions. A lot of them have strong opinions on why something should or shouldn't be a certain way. I'm the grumpy older guy who is basically just listening to the bullshit while trying to do two jobs and working out if you are worth keeping, if you are going to stay at this level or if you are suitable for something better and if you are a hard worker who wants to get the job done so they can go looking for further things to get done.
I mean, sometimes you'll be on your own right? Someone will call in sick or be on the toilet or have broken their leg. And that fruit is going to overflow? Are you really just going to sit there saying "but I was told the person watching the machine does that" while pouting? Also new guys, if you work a manual job at speed the paperwork is usually the bit that allows you to nurse your throbbing joints. It often gets given to the trained monkey because they suck at doing the manual bit at speed and then we have to come double check it all and work out if you have enough brain cells to bother training up.
Anonymous
How to properly jack off 2017-06-11 06:17:03 Post No.18406785
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How to properly jack off 2017-06-11 06:17:03 Post No.18406785
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: DAIm8DfU0AAxpYn.jpg (337KB, 1616x2048px) Image search:
[Google]
337KB, 1616x2048px
Whole my life when I wanted to masturbate, I waited for my cock get less hard and just massaged the head. That's much more pleasant and makes edging possible but I'm afraid I won't be able to fuck a girl when I have a chance.
How do you jerk off? Do you do it like in porn? When the guy grabs the shaft and moves his hand back and forth.
14 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18406785
Well I usually masturbate with my door wide open and while my 22 year old sister walks by outside my room.
Yeah, I'm probably sick but it turns me on
>>
>>18406785
>like in porn?
You mean the right way?
I put lube on my hand and stroke the shaft up and down.
Sometimes play with my foreskin and head a bit, but mostly good old fashion up and down movement
>>
What's the point in jacking off past age 14?
Save your energy. Use it to approach women IRL who will rub your cock for you.
Anonymous
How to deal with toxic friends? 2017-06-11 04:11:21 Post No.18406568
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How to deal with toxic friends? 2017-06-11 04:11:21 Post No.18406568
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1495815087278.jpg (255KB, 1000x989px) Image search:
[Google]
255KB, 1000x989px
How to deal with toxic friends?
Anonymous
2017-06-11 04:11:21
Post No. 18406568
[Report]
[View this topic]
Please help me
Kind of recently my friend group formed a hierarchy of sorts; I believe they have started a conspiracy against me. They've started to get together without me and have even escalated to fake inviting me like calling me and harassing me. They've made secret group chats and discord groups where they discuss how to exclude me further. How do I free myself from this? I believe they are being controlled by a ringleader, someone who has a grudge against me, personally. Please give me advice on what to do, its literally driving me insane.
14 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18406568
Is that you Jan? LMAO
We're going to go to six flags and guess who's not coming, YOU AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>18406571
its not this explicit, usually its more passive agressive and insidious than this. when i ask why i wasnt invited they say things like "it was last minute" or "we just happened to meet there" and other bullshit with their shit eating jew grins. talk me out of assassinating them
>>
I can link you a guy to get the job done...
File: 1493829606006.gif (456KB, 480x361px) Image search:
[Google]
456KB, 480x361px
19 year old male here. How to get laid?
16 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
tinder.
but you have to be decent looking and possibly be willing to lower your standards
>>
Not OP, but would it help with my autism? I want to tell a cute girl that I'm a sub, and that I've never been good at intimacy. Are there girls that think it's a cute quirk, or just weird? Would it help get me back into srs dating if I found a match on Tinder and it went well?
>>
>>18406520
well, generally speaking, girls like a guy who is experienced and sought after by other chicks. telling a girl that you are inexperienced will usually turn them of, because they will assume something is wrong with you. But of course, there are always exceptions.
Go ahead and try it if you wish, and see how well it works for you. If it works, great. If it doesn't, then just bullshit and act like you get laid regularly.
File: 20151122073054-04f95a2f.jpg (34KB, 480x480px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 480x480px
How do I get myself a clingy girlfriend? I want someone who will always be there for me, someone who I can talk to all the time.
18 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18406195
be-careful what you wish for
>>
Get a gf with BPD
>>
>>18406205
>get a girlfriend who will turn around and become bitch mode and cheat on you
Wew.
File: 1336932561463.gif (746KB, 400x378px) Image search:
[Google]
746KB, 400x378px
How do I get a boyfriend and friends /adv/?
I have been a NEET for 4 years but got a job a year ago, I have met lots of people but failed to get meaningful relationships or normal relationships, I have coworkers to discuss work and other things but I don't have a single friend I can talk to and hang out with. I also seem to have ZERO appeal as a girlfriend because even though I look cute and take care of myself (lots of men stare at me and act really nice with me, also coworkers tell me I'm cute) NO ONE has asked me out.
>take the initiative and ask someone out
I was a NEET for more than a year, I'm shy as fuck and can not look at someone in the eyes when asking for something like shopping and asking help a work. I also have very low self esteem and believe the guy will reject me.
>it is not about looks, it is personality
One of the reasons I got the courage to get a job after being a NEET for so long is because I started to take care of myself, eat better, take care of my skin, work out, etc. I do like the way I look. And diet and exercise has become a fun hobby to me. Most people I know tell me I'm cute both in looks and personality, but that is apparently not the key to get a boyfriend, 90% of the population has a partner. Why do I fail at such a basic task?
I will turn 25 years old in July and have and I'm a kissless virgin. I want to believe this does not affect my work and other aspects of life, I gave up on relationships and libido is very low now, I occupy my mind on mindless hobbies like games, movies, idols and anime. But the closer I get to be a cake, the more it hurts and depression starts to appear again, I'm missing work now (I fear I might lose my job and this is one of the worst things that could happen) and feel like I want to die at least once an hour (this is more due to the fact that my job sucks but having a relationship would take my mind off it, BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE).
14 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18406145
Try and fix your NEET status, rest will come with time. Also online dating might not be a bad idea.
>>
File: why you're single.png (240KB, 637x349px) Image search:
[Google]
240KB, 637x349px
>>18406145
>I look cute and take care of myself
>NO ONE asked me out
Sorry these statements do not fit together. You're ugly. Very ugly. There's literally no other way a girl can be unwillingly single. If men stare it's in shock and morbid curiosity.
>>
Bite the bullet OP post a picture and we will give you the truth and tips
Anonymous
A stranger entered in my room. 2017-06-11 12:59:28 Post No.18406143
[Report] Image search: [Google]
A stranger entered in my room. 2017-06-11 12:59:28 Post No.18406143
[Report] Image search: [Google]
A stranger entered in my room.
Anonymous
2017-06-11 12:59:28
Post No. 18406143
[Report]
[View this topic]
Wtf. I'm a women and a male friend of my room mate literally came into my bedroom while I was sleeping and then he closed the door. Wtf
Why ?
15 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
What? He closed the door while he was still inside? Or he just leaned in to close your door while you were sleeping? If the former, then what happened after and how did you know if you were sleeping?
>>
>>18406151
It just happened. no he opened the door then after a moment he closed the door. But he didn't stay in (God bless) wtf . ?
>>
>>18406164
Just now? What, is it like your room mate and the guy are over? Go out and ask him "Why did you come into my room while I was sleeping?" in front of your friend. See if your room mate can corroborate what he says or if she finds it weird.