How do I get myself a clingy girlfriend? I want someone who will

>>18406195
be-careful what you wish for

Get a gf with BPD

>>18406205
>get a girlfriend who will turn around and become bitch mode and cheat on you
Wew.

>>18406195

You don't want one, you've just watched too much anime.

>>18406195
Yeah that sounds stupid. Go and fix your despair first, then acquire gf

Dude, you can't talk to your gf, that's not what they're for, they're for fucking. Get a good, close male friend for emotional support instead. If you pour your little bleeding heart out to your girl, you're gonna dry up that pussy fast.

>>18406263
Girlfriend =! Hooker

>>18406195
I've had a clingy girlfriend.

The problem isn't the clinginess, if you're cool with that it's fine... The problem is the reason for the clinginess. That's usually abandonment issues, self esteem issues, etc.. it's not pretty when you look at it as a package deal.

>>18406328
Who said you were gonna pay her? A girlfriend is someone who is attracted enough to you to 1. Want to fuck you whenever you want to 2. Not be a bitch and try to make you do things and buy things for her. If you can't get into her pants without begging or paying, you're doing it wrong and need to work on yourself.

If you need someone to talk to, again, a girlfriend is not it. What you need is a friend or a psychologist.

>>18406366
=! Means does not equal. He's treating gfs like whores onlynused for emotionless fucking.

>>18406404
=/= is more common

>>18406429
It doesnt matter if it is, != is still valid

>>18406202
I'm not OP but I want the same thing he wants I'm fine with yandere maybe cause I'm sadist but if she is cute I might become the yandere

>>18406202
Basically this friend, you want a clingy girlfriend until you actually get a clingy girlfriend and see what it really is like.

wanna date me op?

See you later when you post your next thread on dealing with a psycho ex girlfriend :/

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>>18406366
>"H-hey anon, can we hang out tonight? Maybe watch a movie and cuddle...I don't feel like having sex"
>anon races to computer
>furiously types up a new thread
>"all women are such absolute bitches! They are so shallow and demanding. I'm going MGTOW"