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My GF wont have sex with me 2017-06-09 01:45:35 Post No.18399985
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My GF wont have sex with me
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For starters i just graduated high school and im gonna be going to college about an hour away from where my girlfriend lives. She's going to be a senior in high school. We've been dating for about a year and a half and we're both virgins. Awhile into the relationship i brought up how i'd really like to have sex with her and other emotional shit. I dont remember her exact response but it was essentially no she wasnt ready. I said okay. The second time i asked was around my 18th birthday, she said the same thing. After a year i asked again and she cried and said the same thing, i felt bad and comforted her. I asked two more times with the same result over the course of a couple months. I asked again a couple weeks ago and tried to ask what about sex is she not ready for, because we've been together for a while now. I've been ready. Again she cried, i felt bad. It feels like no matter what i say or ask or how i word it the answer i get is just gonna be no and tears. Im not sure if there's something deeper like maybe she was raped but im sure she would have told me by now it that were true. The farthest we've gone if you dont count dry humping is oral sex. I've eaten her out maybe 3 times and shes given me a half-assed blowjob that lasted for about 20 seconds because she didnt like the taste of my precum. If anything it feels like were really close friends. Some decent advice would be much appreciated.
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>>18399985
>any advice would be much appreciated
>haven't had sex for almost two years
>despite asking and waiting
>I'm going to be going to college
>she's a senior in high school
Get a new girlfriend. There are a lot of girls in college. If you want to get your dick wet, try pursuing them. Besides, you aren't going to be spending as much time with her anyway because of the hour long drive.
>If you think she's worth waiting for, wait for her.
>If you are really wanting to get laid, dump her.
Those are pretty much the options available to you.
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>>18399985
If you feel like sex is important to you in this relationship, express this. Tell her you feel like she's not communicating the real reason why she doesn't wanna have sex.
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Stop being a horny douche nozzle.
If someone isn't ready to have sex, they're not ready.
> If anything it feels like were really close friends
If you can't handle it, break up.
Fucking children.
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My Little Brother Just Got Caught Cheating, Could Lose All Our Inheritance 2017-06-09 01:41:30 Post No.18399975
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My Little Brother Just Got Caught Cheating, Could Lose All Our Inheritance
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2017-06-09 01:41:30
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So basically I'm 18 my brother is 17. My dad says that if one of us gets into university we get 50% his inheritance which is a lot because my dad owns a law firm. When I failed high-school my dad said im an idiot an if my brother doesn't get in to university he will have given up hope on his sons and will just leave his will to charity. My brother is in grade 11 just got caught cheating so they scanned all his past work through a software and caught a lot of it. He is getting 50s in every class now when he previously had 90s. Now he can't get into university
I turned to /adv/ because I don't even know what questions to ask. What can I do in this situation?
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just admit to yourselves you lost the inheritance and take the steps you normally would take.
stop cheating and stop relying on money, if your dad isn't a total cunt you'll still get it but pretend its gone forever and just move on
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your dad is a faggot and so are you
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>>18399975
Tell your dad that hes an sob who has nothing better to do than pressuring his offspring with the prospect of poverty, and pressuring them so hard that they are so afraid to fail they'll resort to desperate measures just to please their father and earn a bit of cash.
Also tell your father that you're not a worthless human being if you don't get into uni and he's a fucking dick for thinking so.
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How do I win this situation back? 2017-06-09 01:02:52 Post No.18399865
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How do I win this situation back?
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2017-06-09 01:02:52
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So here is the story
>Got invited to a friend's party
>she invited her crush as well. But her crush clearly told her that he doesn't like her.
>her crush hit on me. I know she likes him but I still talk to him
>he ended up tell me he liked me the day later
>carry on the story we got invited to another friends birthday party
>three of us was there. It was awkward because he stuck with me the whole night while she danced like crazy then left earlier
>everyone knew what's up
>the next day I text him first to tell him kind of hide the thing between us in front of people because I knew my female friend gone nut on us
This is where the story went crazy. He might have misunderstood my opinion so
>I ask him if he likes me as if he interested in me not only as a friend
>he told me he liked me as a friend
And we don't talk since then after my last text say something like okay I got it bla bla
Now I lose two people as once. I don't talk to him nor to my female friend. How do I turn the table? Advice please.
Plus I really like him. Any chance that I can win him back?
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Don't mean to be a dick but shit happens, grow up move on and make new friends, not the end of the world. Next time don't show interest in a friends 'crush', at least not so soon, in the same night, at the same party, in the same room..
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>>18399865
Are you a man or a woman? Your advice is going to differ based on that fact. Your reluctance to state it in the first place makes me think you're an attention whore regardless of gender, but talk like a normal person not trying to hide shit and I'm sure /adv/ is willing to give you something that isn't 18 year olds.
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>>18399932
I'm a girl not a man.
I'm a few years old than them so I thought talking to my female crush would be okay. We just talk. No big deal.
The second night at the party I toned down by not talking to him so much. And the next day ask him about me and him to make it clear for three us. Now it turned out ugly and I lose two people at once.
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Is 22 yrs too old to start all over again?
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>>18399589
god i hope not
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Listen, 22 is very young in the grand scheme of things. Now is the time to follow your passions. Do what you love to do and, on the side, try to make money doing what you love
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Man I fucking hate you, wtf you're just starting you young cocksucking faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be an autistic fuck
>have a therapist while teen
>having normal conversation and take a joke a bit too far and bring up Antifa
>also never talked to him about politics before
>turns out he's a massive liberal cuck and thinks pepe and kekistan memes are a symbol of the alt-right
>he also supports the Berkeley riots and Antifa in general
>i try to stop talking about it but he keeps bringing it up
>he talks to my mother (like me, a conservative patriot) and tells her in becoming an alt-right nazi
>fucking hell
>mother agrees with me but won't let me leave
>he's a very argumentative person and doesn't let things go
>im not looking forward to dealing with this shit
advice?
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>>18399507
He's not a very good therapist if he's arguing with you about this. How is that helping you heal? Why don't you ask him how your political views have anything to do with your mental health issues.
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>>18399518
asking him about it probably wont help, itll just give him another reason to not shut the fuck up about it
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Report him to his manager.
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2017-06-08 10:52:12 Post No.18399446
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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2017-06-08 10:52:12
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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Guys: do you notice when women wear perfume/use scented lotions and body wash?
What do you think of it?
What scents do you prefer (e.g. specific things like "rose" or "cinnamon", or more general like "fruity" or "woodsy")?
What scents do you dislike?
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>>18399455
yes.
No specific preference desu, I just generally associate one with a girl I like, and then like it. IDK what "woodsy" is though but it sounds terrible and like sandelwood so dont go for that one.
Just pick whatever smelly shit you like and dont over do it
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>>18399455
I dislike Britney Spears but thats because my alcoholic ex girlfriend used it to cover up the alcohol smell.
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So, I found out my ex cheated on me the past few months of our relationship. Before we broke up he began to get more and more distant, would snap and me at any provocation and finally said he felt "the magic is gone". He was a jerk by then so I moved on, until today I found out what was up.
The thing is, my ex is 24 and the girl is 15. And he has been fucking her and got the kind of photos of her that could land him in jail. Now the only thing I am wondering is. Do I call her and try to explain to her what kinda snake he is? Or just go straight to her parents with the evidence?
pic unrelated.
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>>18399400
>cheated on you
>is banging someone underage
Okay. So. He's obviously a douchebag, but do you, OP, think he's worth sending to jail and sentencing to a lifetime of being a sexual offender?
If so, please pass Go and proceed straight to his parents.
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>>18399412
He's banging an underage girl. By definition that makes him a sex offender and pedo.
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This is why feminism is cancer.
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Women treat me like a child 2017-06-08 10:28:25 Post No.18399376
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Women treat me like a child
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2017-06-08 10:28:25
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Hey guys
So here is my problem : I'm having hard time to be "respected" by women of my age or older.
I'm 23 actually. My main issue is that I look very young (people easily give 16 years old). Now, keep in mind I dress as an adult (no sweat-shirt or sneakers as it makes me even more young looking).
I have a good shape (I went to the gym for three years).
The thing is, I also have a "cute" face, making things even harder.
Women tend to be very sweet with me but in an annoying way.
I don't really know what kind of attitude should I adopt. Should I embrace this youngish look and hope to meet a girl who like manga looking guys ? Or should I work on being confident in a manly way ? Remember that it's very difficult because of my face, I can't even grow a beard.
If someone want to tell me to do a fighting sport to "man up" or whatever I already did muay thai for two years and I intend to come back this years but still it didn't resolve anything.
I'm kinda lost, I wish I could just be considered like a man with sexual desires and not a kid.
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>>18399376
>wah girls think I'm cute
No one cares dude. Live with it.
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>>18399376
Use it to your advantage
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What do you mean ?
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>Graduated highschool a week ago
>College in August
>Already reached the point where I leave my room for 2-3 hours max a day, usually just to exercise a bit and eat
I'm gonna go nuts. What are some things to do outside?
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>>18399294
join something and make friends
>urrrrr but normies reee I'm a special awakened memer
join something and make friends
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>>18399303
this. but let's face it, you'll just find some excuse not to do this. Unless you stop making excuses, nothing will change
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>>18399311
not OP here
cheap pleasures and money drive me to come out of my den
>I'm better than that.
guess you could prove it by staying inside longer
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>have sex with escort to lose virginity
>only women to show me any kind of affection and thinks I'm attractive so gives me some services free
>fall in love with escort because she's the only woman in my life besides family that have showed me any kind of respect or affection
FML
How do I stop this bullshit?
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>How do I stop this bullshit?
You stop seeing her and being in contact with her.
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>>18399112
I did but the more I desire her.
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>>18399118
yeah that will blow over eventually, it will be a rough time but you will manage eventually.
>thinks I'm attractive so gives me some services free
She does that to give you a feeling of being special/attractive, because she knows that if she builds up a "relationship" with you she can drain you for a long while.
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My boyfriend overheard my best friend saying that I could do better than him and that my ex boyfriend was hotter.
He is obviously very insecure and he doesn't want me to hang out with her anymore.
How do I calm him down?
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>>18399060
reconsider friendship with your cunt friend?
I assume she's a tryhard like Phoebe
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>>18399068
She's like a sister to me. We grew up together and I've known her since I was 3.
She was really a cunt, in this case, but she says shit like that a lot. She is just jealous of every guy I date in a stupid way.
She's more like a Rachel.
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Ah the jealousy type, he's a keeper. Play your cards right and you can even make him rob a bank.
Your 'best' friend wanted to make a wedge in your relationship since you're probably paying less attention to her now. She won't stop unless you do something about it.
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How to have sex with a newbie 2017-06-08 04:56:11 Post No.18398604
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How to have sex with a newbie
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I'm dating a guy right now. We've been friends for a few years, but it has become a serious relationship in last 3 months. I like him a lot since we have a number of things in common and he brings home a commanding salary so he's not a robot loser.
He's never had sex before, but I have. How should I make him feel comfortable and slowly make romantic moves on him?
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>>18398604
if he doesn't initiate what makes you think he even wants to...
Your case is weird. How old is he? 15?
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>>18398623
He's 27.
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>>18398624
holy f
ahem
good for you two:
What do you often do on dates?
There must be a lot of situations that could lead to sex during those 3 months
buy condoms, wear a revealing accessible dress, make him dinner, then ask him if he would like to consummate your relationship
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I'm a straight guy that has an opportunity to fuck this gay guy with a nice butt. I'm curious about being a top, but I'm on the fence because it is against my morals. What do?
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>I'm a straight guy
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Maybe you're a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale. If you want it, go for it. If you don't want it, don't. It's that easy.
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When in Rome, my dude.
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My boyfriend accidentally hit me when he sat down last night. I have a large couch with three cushions and was seated on the right. He flopped down at the other end and somehow his fist came down and punched me hard in the leg at the same time. It pissed me off more than it hurt but he wasn't very sorry. He didn't ask if I was OK or seem to care. It was only 7 but I just didn't even want to hang out with him anymore and went to bed. If I punched him by accident I would be sorrier than that. Am I overreacting because I'm already thinking of breaking up with him or is he a clumsy asshole?
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Idk, tell him about it, but it's possible he didn't even realize it hurt that much
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I'm always shocked by these type of questions because it's unusual that this is the first time something like this has happened.
Has he always been this rude? Did you say anything to him about how he should have responded?
My guess is he's been an insensitive jerk the whole time you've been dating and now you're getting tired of it. Tell him m either to man up or get out.
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>>18400878
Stop being oversensitive. Women have a much greater threshold to pain. You're just mentally trained to think otherwise. You're overreacting.
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Boyfriend has mommy issues? 2017-06-09 05:33:46 Post No.18400536
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Boyfriend has mommy issues?
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I've been in this relationship with a guy for 6 months (we're both 18). Recently I've tried to encourage him to open up about any kinks he has. He told me about some thing and honestly it's not really a kink, he likes to call me mommy. He doesn't really address me that name during sex , I often here him say it during cuddling . He'll embrace in a fairly tight manner and calls me mommy. He rests his head on my chest and loves it if I slowly run my hands through his hair. My boyfriend will ask questions like " you won't leave me right mommy" or "do you love me mommy". It's odd cause these questions are pretty retorical. What do I make of this?
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whats up with /adv/ and this really bad larping?
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>>18400536
It's called mommy play, it is a sub genre of femdom, and contrary to popular belief about 50% of males who are into this had a positive relationship with their mothers.
If had to describe it, it's not that he didn't get any of this affection as a child, or something. Is that he experienced this as a child and wants to continue feeling that way.
I don't believe it's in any way unhealthy, but it is pretty odd. But I'm no psychiatrist or anything so don't take my word for it.
It can obviously turn creepy. Specially if you look at it with Freudian concepts.
But as long as he's not asking you to imitate his mother, or calls you by his mother's name. Or asks you to call him "son". It's probably fine.
P.S. Call him a good boy.
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>>18400536
Well... I can identify with wanting my hair stroked (feels good, yo) and cuddling up to my fiance's amble chest but not the actual mommy part. That is freaky as fuck to me.