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You should workout every other day
And mby during your workout drink a protean shake??? Then you can do shit like this...
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>>18725323

at this young age it is possible.

2 years ago a 17 y old started training in my section and at the beginning Ive made a bet with one of the guys. I've said that there is no hope for this kid as he is to slow and lazy.

Ive lost the bet.

Just remember if you start martial arts just keep going. 97% of people that pick up martial arts train for up to 3 months and just waste their time and most of all they waste the time of people in their section. These people are weak. Even if you arent the best just keep going.

>>18725348
I was actually really good and adept at it, even the first day (not bragging).
I've lost that. Too fucking slow. my body weighing me down.

Any tips on how to become fast at attacking and defending? How should I train?

What. The. Actual. Fuck.
You are BENT op. For real. You legit got mad and slapped a dude for not telling you his dick was big? What in the fuck are you thinking???
Jesus christ i cant even this thread.

>>18725273
this must be bait

>>18725273
Don't be an idiot thinking you can't work with someone you dated. You can only convince yourself of that if you make it all fucking dramatic, drunkie-pants.

Also, try texting him that you're sorry and that you really want to try, but gently and sober next time.
This is exactly how I felt when I first saw my boyfriend's dick. We've been together over 6 years now. Took me a while, but it's manageable. He likes that I can't deepthroat it, he likes seeing me struggle to suck it, he also takes extra satisfaction in finding that perfect position that doesn't hurt me (there's many). It gets better as the time passes. I still would rather his dick be smaller, but he's a great guy so what can I do.

>>18725168
I actually just went to the dentist cuz I noticed a pocket in one of my gums. My tooth had been a little sore around the gums and it had receded a bit, and when I gently touched it it started bleeding, so I stuck a tiny plastic toothpick into the gum and realized I had a pocket. I don't wanna lose my teeth, and I know pockets are a fuckfest for bacteria, so I got that shit checked out. She cleaned out the pocket, including a small but irritating piece of tartar. She said I'd probably gotten the pocket because I grind my teeth like a motherfucker in my sleep and I'd gotten lazy on wearing the night guard. That and my nail biting habit. That was two days ago, and my tooth is already looking better. I've always had amazing teeth, like never had a cavity in my life despite drinking multiple cokes a day and being very shitty about brushing my teeth

>>18725209
did she tell you how deep it was and how likely your gums were to reattach completely?

In general tooth pockets seem to be a small issue if it hasn't progressed very far but somehow I've gotten a ridicculously deep one from one visit to the dentist to the next

>>18725240
She didn't tell me, but I saw her check the 1-3mm box on her computer so that's not too bad. She said my gums will probably heal just fine, or at least not recede any further. It's weird and I don't understand gums very well, because when I had braces my gums grew super aggressively, but then there she was talking like it's possible my gums just won't grow anymore

>>18725137
Classic gypsy problems, I really dont know how to solve it, but I could visualise it like it was happening in front of me, every time I had problems with those subhumans I just ignored them, like remove your car and pretend they werent talking to you, there's no way to reason with them, you kinda fucked up by getting police involved, now they are out for you and because they dont have jobs and just leech out of govt money they have tons of free time to spend in petty revenge

>>18725176

I would normally ignore it, but they took my picture, live 2 doors down and have threatened to stab me, when she got arrested I could hear her talking about her kids to the officer.

honestly I'd love to just ignore this but it doesn't feel like something I can ignore.

>>18725226
I understand, I was saying that should have been your attitude there and then, right now I'm not sure what you can do, just be careful where you go, and be aware of your surroundings until this blows over

>>18725061
because black women have higher amount of testosterone than women of other races? maybe you're just a racial fetishist

>>18725061
>I am just wondering why I don't like them?

As a white guy take this opinion as obviously bias

When I look at different races they look more or less like different kinds of primates. Africans seem most to resemble gorillas, others like chimps. Asians look sorta like orangutans. The only ones who don't look like they're a few generations removed from a primate are the rest of the white people.

But you should see it from the point of view of the black people seeming the most like yourself so its weird you don't find them attractive.

Let me say that I don't think people are actually like primates, no matter the race. I'm probably fucked up.

Maybe it has more to do with them being uncultured. All low culture comes from the blacks. Your talk-songs are all about abusing skanky whores, getting wasted on illicit substances, selling said substances, driving a few blocks down and slaughtering the neighboring tribe, just like you did in the old country, at least you don't boil and eat them like you used to, but that may just be a precaution against aids. You have been in contact with some white culture, and now you have lost your own identity and culture. This is actually a good thing, because your identity and culture sucks.

>>18725041
See the xan man

>>18725122
I'm looking for natural alternatives.

>>18725041
causes liver damage and eventual failure quicker than prescription drugs. it's not smart for you to do your research on 4chan, bud.

I would say go see a doctor but it seems like you don't have enough time. Not a doctor, but try cutting fiber and vegetables and maybe water from your diet. Also try telling the prof this and even give him your phone or something so he know you won't cheat if you do have to use the restroom. I'd recommend the latter before the former

>>18725037
Stop eating solid foods starting now and drink homemade fruit smoothies to stop hunger.

>>18725042
>but try cutting fiber and vegetables and maybe water from your diet
You mean adding?

I'd say see a doctor soon and for now, just take a big shit right before the test

>>18725032
>work
>study
>read books
>write
>lift
>join a sports team
>start meeting girls or get a girlfriend
>get into investing
>learn a language
>learn to play an instrument
>start collecting something

>>18725060
>work
I will be in the next few months
>study
Study what? I'm out of school
>read books
I find reading boring
>write
I find writing boring
>lift
Already do
>join a sports team
I'd only be able to join for a couple months cause I'll be moving away
>start meeting girls or get a girlfriend
Idk how to even do this nor can I commit to a long term relationship as I am moving away
>get into investing
Idk how
>learn a language
I was really bad at this school and hate it now
>learn to play an instrument
I did try but I didn't find it fun
>start collecting something
I'm broke

Go to the damn gym more idiot. Literally a social situation. You say you life but i doubt it. Working out one day a week isnt enough anyway. Go find a small gym and get into a program. Go 4 days a week. Get pointers from others, try new lifts, break down barriers. Get swole while youre at it.

>>18724919
only if you stop being so pathetic

I'm talking and acting pathetic only because no one knows me here but irl I'm kinda distant not even a single person knows this about me now ofc this doesn't mean I'm not pathetic but i never show it
>>18724938

>>18724943
the point is that you'll be fine. work on yourself and achieving your goals and you will meet women along the way who you enjoy that enjoy you back. there's nothing wrong with you (aside from definitely being immature). plenty of people don't date through hs. you aren't going to be forever alone because you didn't have a shitty hs relationship.

You're a retard. Leave her alone and move on.

>>18724912
Learn from your mistakes and move on. You had your chance, leave her alone.

>>18724920
>>18724926
no, I will be better if she gives me a chance. I know there's a good chance for her to take me back

I have literally dated a ton of girls and they're all so vapid and stupid

Man.. don't take testosterone. You have a gift. I'm the same way, it allows us to have clarity in every situation compared to fucktards who over react to everything and make bad choices. I'm no pussy, I'm pretty strong physically and I know how to defend myself. When it comes to confrontation with people though I do a lot to avoid it because nothing good ever comes for either side. There is always a better resoulution to be produced by guys like us who have more empathy and, probably, intelligence.

>>18724885
The best thing you can do is work your ass off and excel past their pay grade so that one day you can proceed to shit all over them

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>>18724921
But whats the point? Whats the point of waiting for things to get better ""someday"" (or more likely never)?

I thought 10 years ago that things would get better and they didnt. I really dont have the energy or willpower to wait another 10 years, 20 years, a million years.

Im happy for you that you still have hope but i cant fallow this road any longer. I tried to talk with my doctor about this stuff and my depressive episodes and he just told me "that i should keep an eye on it". Like wtf.

>>18724925
I will leave this shitty company the day my internship is over. Its some fucking requirement by our university that you have to do a 10 weeks internship.

Yes, stay in your basement. The world is a dangerous place. Don't ever let your genes breed on.

>>18724882
There have been 5 terror-style attacks this year in the entire country. Detroit manages more than that on a slow day.

London has 6 million people. Chance of being a victim is extremely slim.

Still a shithole though

doesn't really work like that bud

You have to be 18 to use this site.

>>18724867
You text them "send n00dz"

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>>>/fa/

>>18724820
But they only give specific kinds of advice. I'm looking for opinions of everyday people, a wide range.

>>18724834
they'll still give you good advice

>>18724802
Ya you have a pretty big fear.

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>TFW you're putting the pussy on a pettestal

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>>18724802
Holy shit OP I thought I was the only one who had this.

I'm a complete virgin and have never even kissed a girl or been on a proper date, but I've had a few girls interested in me.

Whenever I've come close to going out with a girl, I get this weird, uncomfortable, sickly feeling in my stomach as if "something isn't right". I start feeling weird and like going through with it isn't a good idea. And I think this leads me to self-sabotage relationships with girls before they even get off the ground.

I don't know why I do this because I genuinely like these girls and I'm constantly sad about being a kissless virgin. But whenever I come close to realising my "biggest dream" I feel sick and uncomfortable. It's probably because it's so alien to me.