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how do i get a thicc servile qt 3.14 gf that i can use as my cum dumpster

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I'm going to get a gym membership for the first time in my life. I'm already in fairly good shape but I've never actually worked out in a gym. Any advice? Any rookie mistakes I should avoid?

Irrelevant pic is me; ~18 y/o and 5'4 (manlet or minichad -- you decide).

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Hello. Both me and my girlfriend are 27 years old. The first signs of aging start showing on her, but not me. In your experience are we going to have issues because of this despite the popular opinion that same aged couples last longer? I still consider her sexy and erotic but damn if I do see walking those 21-22 yrs around.

Pic unrelated, just a nice type of plant that I want to have one day.

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What do you believe is a healthy amount of weed to consume?

I want to lead a healthy lifestyle. I'm thinking about consuming about 3 grams a month.

Is that detrimental to your healthy?

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I feel that my brain has died. I am not learning anything new because I have trouble remembering new concepts or anything the lecturer says. I am stuck, how do I get out?

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Hi do u know how to quit smoking? :c

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Lingering urge to fuck friend who was my crush who currently has a boyfriend who is also my friend.

[spoiler]Pic-related[/spoiler]. Help me.

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Shes 22 I'm 25.

Usually when my gf does bad on a test or something negative happens like that, she gets a little depressive and just wants to be alone and cry and such. Not always though. So yesterday was one of those days, and I just asked if she wanted me to come over. She said she wants to just go in her room and cry and sleep, plus her roommate is having friends over so she just wants to hide in her room. But that she will tell me how she feels when she gets home from work. I took that as a soft no and just carried on, figuring we wouldn't hang out tonight.

She texted me when she got home saying she was gonna eat a pizza.. then 30 min later that the friends hanging out turned into a party situation (which seemed predictable to me) and then 30 min later that shes having a "sort of nice time" but is still super sad about her test failure. Another hour, hour and a half goes by and she sends me more texts saying whatever bla bla and then she says "I miss you so much"

I immediately replied saying something like thats ridiculous, i asked you to come over today you said you would just be in your room and sleep and then you realized you had a party in your house and still didn't invite me and now you're saying you miss me? Makes no sense.

She said she is sorry that she frustrated me and eventually later in the night just said im sorry that im crazy, although I don't know if that was pertaining to her depressive states or the situation that night.

I'm just so annoyed at this crazy bullshit. Who says no to a hang out cuz going to bed early, doesn't invite you when its clear youll be up late, and then say that they miss you so much?

Am I overreacting?

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3 years ago i started telling people in gay to try and get a leg up in life and get a personality change going. I came out to family, friends, and co workers.

3 years later I'm tired of lying. I've been dating a guy and hate it. I hate sucking dick. I wanna have sex with a woman again, but I've built up so much by being gay I can't just let it collapse. I need a way out.

Please, how can I convincingly switch to women publically and dump my boyfriend?

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What would you do if you found out a classmate you were e-stalking out of curiosity is a lot more interesting than you've imagined? I know it’s a weird question, but I’d like to get more acquainted without it coming off too weird.

Backstory
> 1st year uni
> settle in quite well everyone mingles well
> Guy in my lect/tutes, avg looking, doesn't talk much, carries himself well, a bit of a loner
> He studies with groups and stuff in tutes and labs, but to a minimal, doesn't really have a group of classmates he hangs out that I know of (this is actually problem, no mutual friends)
>don't know his name, but didn't know half the class anyway

F.Fwd to 2nd semester.

> look at a board relating to lab registrations and found his name, curious, so I look him up on fb
> Wall is actually of him climbing Mt.Everest with his group
> timeline of him flying helicopters, sailing across Tahiti, skydiving over beaches, surfing in Fiji, scuba diving in the Maldives

It’s so surreal someone like this even exists outside of some huge insta personality, let alone someone who quietly blends in with a crowd.
I've never seen him smile before and in each of his photos he's got this huge smile like he's having the time of his life. I admit I've fallen pretty hard. I'm genuinely curious about the stories and experiences he has to share.

I've been fighting the urge to tell my friends about this for almost a month, because I know it'll complicate things, considering we didn't make a good first impression.
Is there a way I can reconcile this? How would I go about approaching him? I have no mutual friends, I see with him once a fortnight and I already have a group, it’ll be just awkward to sit next to him. Has anyone been in a similar situation that can help me? pleeease?

>mfw listening to 'Friends' by Bieber on loop for the past few days since I saw him in campus lounge with the song playing, it fit the situation so well, it’s been stuck in my head since.

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For those of you who saw my infatuation thread last night. This is an update to that..

Girl told me today she's interested in me. She lives across the ocean. She's not closed minded to the idea of a LDR since we both have busy lives. Honestly I think that would work for me.

Problem- I ALWAYS self sabotage myself when I encounter a good opportunity. I'm excited this girl likes me, but I'm really stressed. I don't know why, but whenever a girl likes me I go into stress mode and always end it before it starts. Pic related has pretty much been me the past 8 years.

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So I'm starting to really despise my little brother. He dreads driving our older family car. So much so that he will have the rest of his family work around his distaste for the car. Explanation below.

I commute far away and I take one of my family's newer cars to work, because the older car is used to transport my dog to the dog park (he loves playing there) and because the newer car gets better mileage. This leaves only the older car at home and as mentioned above, he hates driving it.

I'm working full time and he basically sits around at home all day, only leaving to get food, or hang out with friends.

He claims he doesn't like driving the car because it's "embarrassing" or something to that effect. We are not in an extremely wealthy family and we all live quite frugally except my brother who is extremely materialistic and always needs to have the newest phone, be up to date with whatever fashion trend there is, and drive a new, flashy car. Note, he doesn't have a job, nor is he searching out for one, to support such proclivities.

Pic related is what he's so horrified to drive.

>inb4 just move

It's complicated and although I'm making enough money to do so, it wouldn't make financial sense.

Sorry if my post seems jumbled, just a bit upset right now

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How do I stop using degrading and horrible porn, and switch back to nice, healthy porn?

Nofap isn't an option. Pic unrelated.

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I need some advice.

Should I go to college (not an american) and learn a shitty degree, or should I start saving my money and use the time to learn investment on crypto.

With college I may be able to fuck teens, but with crypto I may be able to become rich and fuck both teens and milfs.

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on a scale of 1-10 how evil would it be for me to use the recent death of my dog to get sympathy laid, don't get me wrong i'm i cared about him alot but i'm also kindof a shitty person/oppurtunist