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Hey /adv/, would it be bad to trick some one into falling in love with you by making small moves that eventually lead to them loving you be wrong?

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Polo oder Hemd?

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>be me

>senior in highschool, female, a bit
overweight but a 6/10 on average, and a 7.5/10 on my best days i'd say

>no serious relationship yet, just 5th grade fooling around once

>all guys i like are notinterested.jpg

>never going out, popular kids dislike me due to being a pretentious little faggot in the past. only weebs, furries, outcasts seem to hang out with me and i can feel they don't enjoy my company that much either

>randomly met a guy online that i kinda like, talked a bit but he seems uninterested af in me, even as a friend. (we have common interests also)


How do i:
being to befriend the popular kids

become less awkward when going out?

become less boring? i have varied interests but when it comes to talking to a completely new person i just freeze and don't know what to talk about... or i don't know how to keep the conversation going

And eventually.. get a bf?

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im sorry if this doesnt deserve its own thread but i cant sleep. im also sorry if i misspell anything because i cant stop shaking. im shaking so much my back hurts

long story short my "friend" knows im a virgin with BDD and OCD and i dont like being near girls because i hate myself. another friend is moving to colorado and his polyamerous gf is staying the next few months here. only a month later they start fucking each other.

i always act polite and as kind as i can be but im also obviously uncomfortable near girls so she pretty much knew that she couldnt flirt with me. id would have expected my "friend" to understand but apparently he just doesnt care. he couldnt have just kept it in his pants? couldnt wait till i was gone?

ive wanted to kill myself for years because im miserable. i see a hideous monster every time i look in the mirror. im sick of feeling miserable and now i know i have no friends. i dont know what to do

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I'm graduating this December with a degree in management information systems. I started applying for jobs and they all involve mild to heavy use of programming. I don't feel confident in my ability to be anything more than a detriment to the workforce. Is this normal? Do employers expect a lot out of college grads? Was my past 4.5 years a waste?

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I decided to end a 3 year relationship because she was just really boring. No hobbies of her own but started getting critical of mine. She tried to spite me by moving out ASAP 2 weeks ago, leaving me with no furniture or her $500/month help with bills. I have a solid lower middle class job so I was able to quickly purchase my own bed and adjust for the loss of income (if anything I was spending more than $500/month on her). I've been kinda lonely but content with my new life living alone in my condo.

Today she texted me saying she missed me. I knew where this was going so just cut to the case and we met up for dinner. After dinner she broke down crying so we went to my place, embraced for an hour then she left. Turns out as soon as she moved out her job knocked her job to glorified part timer, she can't find anywhere else to work. Her parents are drunks and that's who she moved in with. Her parents have no parking so she has to park in dark streets and walk home. All in all, her life has turned into a living hell.

She's not begging for me to take her back. She understands that it was her fault the relationship ended. But it's pretty obvious that is what she wants and frankly might be the only option apart from being homeless if her job situation gets worse. I'm kind of emotionless to the whole thing. Would I be wrong to think she might have learned her lesson now that she knows I can live independent without without her?

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sigh......

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>be me
>27 yo
>in love with a woman
>We've been best friends for the past 4 years
>she's the one. No doubt
>problem is that she has a bf, this relationship has lasted several years before i even met her
>last year
>confess my love
>she rejects me, but we kinda stay friends
>she thinks that she's hurting me with this, so she has tried to cut me off her life several times, but we always end up the same way we were before.
>4 months ago
>this time is for fucking real. She cuts me off her fucking life
>Her boyfriend even calls me and tells me to stop bothering her. I don't ever speak with the fucker
I'm a well rounded individual: I've had girlfriends before, I have a good job, I'm in good shape and I'm confident in my life. But I have severe depression, combined with the fact that I really do love her more than anything, so much that I'm willing to be just friends with her.
I've planned killing myself twice since then and the only thing that made me back up is hoping that things between me and her will get better.
Obviously I try not to act like this is the case.
>I've been sending her messages to her phone, but she always ignores them
>her fucking bf called me today, he says that he warned me before and now he wants to have a word with me. I tell him we should meet up and talk (I have no fucking clue why i did that, he wanted to talk on the phone).
I don't even know what to do. I'm a fucked up piece of shit.

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i'm 26 years old, trans mtf, and have 3 roommates; two gay men (A and B) and their mother (c). i don't know what to do, i can't afford to rent my own apartment, and i don't know how to find roommates, my current friends are all struggling with money as well. my current roommates are arguing very loudly every single day from 7:00am until 10:00pm, minus a few hours in the mornings and evenings when "A" leaves to do care-taking. when "B" argues with "C" or "A", he turns his electric voice box machine up really loud and makes sure to keep the buzz running after he's finished talking; will kick the dinner table during dinner when arguing with"A" and slams things in general. "A" is constantly making very loud, sudden, and rude noises throughout all hours of the day, starting at 7am. i have to constantly have headphones in where i live, and when i get out of the shower i hear my roommate "A" burp really loud right when i open the door, or during dinner, or otherwise any other time when my headphones aren't in. i can hear his voice behind his burps, trying to project them louder or longer. he does this every 20 minutes or more frequently. i ignore him when i'm in the same room although over the course of 15 months, i've become increasingly irritated by this. the bathroom is always constantly getting drool and other disgusting things spilled on the floor and everywhere from "B". can't refrigerator, "B" threatens to contaminate the food in the fridge, has thrown away my food that i bought, has made false accusations and called the police multiple times including once where i just got out of the shower and officers with guns drawn came in the house.

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I'm a 24 y/o male, athletic (track and field + firefighting) had a few girlfriends but never sex. It might seem crazy but I had 3 girlfriends, all of them very religious. I had 2 muslims ones, were extremely into me (did everything except vagina/anal penetration) but I didn't want to convert to islam. The other gf had her life centered around me and back then, I didn't have the time.

I was always repulsed by whores and escorts but I'm getting old and I'd like to try with women whom I'll never have a chance with IRL. I went to one of the best escort agency and the girls all looked amazing. Their rate is 240$/h, I don't know if it's good but they all seemed clean and polite. They offer everything, even "gf experience" (don't know what it means)

What should I know? Is it safe? Will it get me into trouble? What's your opinion on it, morally?

>they are as beautiful as pic related

What

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>22 years old and neet
>too lazy to have even part time job and fear unfamiliar thing
>have autism
>I have to study to get a job but I spend my whole day on 4chan and can't study more than 2 hours
>parents keep asking and nagging at me to study moar
>"did you study?
>then i respond "yes, I did"
>feel guilty
IDK exactly what to do and if i go on like this, I will be loser... How can i get a study motivation? I think I lost interest about study.. and don't want to do..

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I broke my charging charger and decided to still use it. I tried to pull it out and got electrocuted how can I pull it out safely? Idk if it was an actual electrocution it just felt like a painful vibration and now my finger stings a bit.

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Next week I'm gonna try lsd. Any advice (not my pic)

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>be me
>get invited to small houseparty by qt3.14
>Complete fat KHV and only invited out of pity
>Will know absolutely no one there
>awkward aspie entire life
>I have probably talked for an hour total over 4 years of uni and made zero friends
>Have never had a conversation last more than two minutes

Don't want to be a robot anymore. I'm 25 and going to be old as fuck in a year or two and will probably never have this chance again

How do I not embarass myself and be a complete wallflower? How do I learn to fake conversate? I have never drunk before but my current plan is to get drunk and then go. Is this a stupid idea?

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This is a pretty gross question, but I don't know where else to ask.

My anus is irritated, itchy, or comfortable at least 40% of the time. It also smells. If I put my hand anywhere close to my butt crack then my fingers will smell bad enough that I probably need to wash my hands.

Obviously I wipe every time I have to go, until the paper is completely white. I shower every day, and when I do I typically rub the soap bar between the cheeks and then rinse out.

What am I doing wrong?