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How do I quit caffeine?
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Replace it with something less harmful, like smoking, or the cocaine.
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>>18684585
>How do I quit caffeine?
By not drinking it.
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Drink green tea lots
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How do I ask an acquaintance/gril to hang out alone?
I reconnected with a girl from last year who lived in the dorm next to me.
We've been going to parties together recently but parties aren't very good for building any kind of relationship.
Probably could've made a move but to spergy so I avoided it.
Help me not spill spaghetti.
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b-bump
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Some variant of
>"Hey anonnette, how have you been? Let's catch up sometime."
Boom. Stop overthinking it and just ask.
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Panic attacks are almost non stop. I feel my heart racing, like I'm gonna puke. I want to run. I moved away from my family for the first time and I miss home so fucking much. When do I get used to it? Am I fucking crazy? I don't know what the fuck to do. I don't wanna work 8 hours a day to come home to a shitty little apartment with roommates who I obviously can't count on for emotional support. What the fuck am I gonna do when my parents die, or if my sister dies before me? When do the panic attacks stop? I can't even fucking eat
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You should get a therapist maybe? 4chan not renowned for solid usually
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>>18684743
I guess I should. I just wanna go home
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Fuck me I have become that guy....
Okay so basically I like this chick a fair bit but she is somehow related to me. I need to know what she is to me if she is my aunts cousins daughter.
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>>18684554
lol what
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>>18684554
according to this site
http://www.eogen.com/Relationships
I think it would make her your 2nd cousin? If that's what you're asking
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Once removed I think
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How do I deal with shitty roommates?
I live with three other people who are deadbeat losers.
They never clean up after themselves, the apartment always smells like weed from them smoking 24/7, they always have their loser friends sleeping on the couch, and I notice my stuff (food, dishes, etc) being used without being asked.
I was a pushover beta in the beginning so I didn't seem like a dick but now I don't care.
I'm paying thousands of dollars to live in shitty on-campus housing so I want to make my living space the best it can be.
What's the most authoritarian way handling this situation?
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Move.
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>>18684553
Possible option but Uni only allows room changes, even for the upperclassmen apartments, 3 weeks into the semester.
It's also an application that can be denied so that's not 100%
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>>18684567
suck it up and next time don't move in with people you don't know. especially in university
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How do I shitpost properly? 2017-09-03 08:58:46 Post No.18684338
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How do I shitpost properly?
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I really need to know how to make a "quality" shitpost. Examples would be much appreciated.
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>"why do people ____" thread
>race baiting threads
>threads that are heavily one-sided
>acting like a retard, intentionally
>acting like a retard, unintentionally
>posts that will easily spur emotional responses - anger works best
>name-calling
just a few
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Quality shitposts are reserved only for nips and australians. Move to one of these countries (Australia is full so you'll have to fuck off) and learn their ways.
Shit shitposts are really easy. Every board usually has a sticky saying "avoid these types of posts" like in >>18684346 and you just do these posts. Usually with an image of Trump (be sure to refer to him as drumpf) or that one blacked hand.
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Love is important, but lust is strong.
I can't stay in a committed relationship because ai have uncontrollable list with women.
I want to care for a girl I love, but I also want to fuck every girl in the world.
wtf do I do?
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>>18684314
>Find a girlfriend who is so good that you don't want anyone else
>Find a girl who is good enough and control your lust
>Don't date and fuck around
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>>18684314
You are not a base animal. Exercise free will and discretion/restraint. Casanova would be disgusted by you.
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>>18684314
Some people just really enjoy sex, there's nothing wrong with that. Try to find a gf that has a libido as high as yours.
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I need help... Beta here
Find girl I like, flirt a lot.
She jokes about how I should be a drag queen, ect.
All fun
Suddenly brings up she is done with men because of her ex.
Was going to ask her out.
How fucked am I.
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She is mentally unstable. Avoid. Trust me.
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>>18684121
Yeah maybe. I do seem to get the crazies... but 2 years dry man. Two fucking years...
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7 years ago I got out of an emotionally abusive relationship that had lasted 5 and a half years. She didn't like my friends so she made me get rid of them, she made me quit weed, when she denied me sex she wouldn't let me masturbate, when we had sex it was extremely restrictive and she would almost always have her bra and/or shirt on during sex, she didn't like me looking at her vagina, she didn't suck my dick or let me eat her pussy, she would get angry when I made physical advances, she would get furious if I came before her, she would call me stupid constantly to belittle me so that I wouldn't be able to ever compete with her, and she would threaten to break up with me if I didn't do things like fix the air conditioning in my car or fail to carry a little notebook with a list of things that she didn't like me to do. Every moment with her was walking on eggshells, and constant emotional torture. She was a literal sociopath. It broke me.
I had one relationship after that, but it ended badly. It's been 6 years since that relationship tfw no gf hits me hard everyday, I cry about it almost every single day, and I'm scared that eventually when I do get a girlfriend that I am going to be too much emotional baggage, and what I'm really scared of crying during sex and that she won't be willing to work that out with me and think I'm a pussy.
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I've grown and healed a lot but the trauma that faces me is a daily occurrence. I've grown a thick spine since, but I'm scared that a girl won't understand or we won't be able to get intimate properly because the very thought of receiving sexual pleasure from a girl is so meaningful to me and something I've been deprived of enjoying most of my life and when getting a blowjob I might cry and it would ruin everything, but I desperately want it. I'm scared of girls because of all the girls out there this bitch got to me first, or at least accepted me into a relationship first.
I want to be able to be vulnerable with a girl I love, I want to be safe in her arms and as pathetic as it sounds, coddled. I want a fulfilling relationship with a girl someday, but I don't know how anyone would want to deal with me.
I'm so confused, how do I deal with this?
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>>18684076
You stop being a pussy and realize the past is the past.
You're getting ahead of yourself, get girls that are friends before you even start thinking about crying during sex or shit. You're no where close to that according to your posts.
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A girl who is worth it and who is "the one" (i.e. who cares for you) will understand.
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how do i make friends? i have a stutter and am a very homely girl. accepting compliments is hard for me. i also have trust issues. creating topics of discussion too, is something i struggle with. do i just talk about recent events? the weather?
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Learn to enjoy your own company first
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>>18684046
Find something you like and find communities to support it. Also I doubt you are homely.
Maybe you are a hommie but you aren't homely if you like SU.
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The stutter is something you'll probably have to live with, so embrace it. A speech teacher may be able to help reduce it. When trying to make discussion I usually try to stick with hobbies/interests or current events. Doesn't have to be anything too exciting or extravagant, you are just making small conversation.
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How to get a grip and move on? 2017-09-03 05:08:41 Post No.18684011
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How to get a grip and move on?
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I've recently been rejected by a girl I've had a crush on for months, though she was pretty chill about it. Rather than telling me a straight "no", or anything that'd make me keep my distance, even if it meant thinking "wow what a bitch" at first, she went with "I don't know if it'd work out between us", and we quickly changed the subject.
Now, I do know I have no chance with her, in fact she's going out with a friend of mine, which kinda sucks for me. Since confessing my feelings she's been a little closer to me, however, and that's a double edged knife that's making me go haywire: I enjoy spending time with her and will go slightly out of my way to do so, but then torture myself inside because I've got no chance with her and no right to demand attention from her on the phone and whatnot.
The three of us(and some other friends) are hanging out tomorrow, at this Japanese practice event. Keeping my distance from her, as suggested by some, is cumbersome because she's part of my "inner" circle of friends, and that'd mean keeping my distance from all of them.
I've been trying to look for another girl to crush on, but loneliness and helplessness keeps dragging me back into thinking of her. We spent time one-on-one after I told her I liked her, and it went great. Since then I've thought more about things like sharing a meal, watching stuff together, chilling, hugging, cuddling, etc., which I didn't really do before.
How do you guys suggest I get over this girl? I know this text is too long and more of the same, but I just need to hear a few words of advice to hopefully get myself out of this situation. Thanks.
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My dude, how old are you? I remember having similar "problems" a couple of years ago, then maturity hit me and I realized most of those girls I've had crushes on weren't really worth it per say, yes you may feel really attracted towards a specefic individual but by the end of the day you may realize you were in love with the idea of her as a girl rather than her actual person.
I'd say keep your distance but as you said she is in your inner circle, then maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to start socializing with new types of people, I know for a fact sometimes we enclose ourselves and limit our own attitudes to those that are expected from us at a specific group of friends, maybe hanging out with other people may give you a better grasp of who you actually are, without having to base your whole life on a certain girl.
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>>18684056
Thanks for replying!
I'm 20, so basically still a kid.
>you may realize you were in love with the idea of her as a girl rather than her actual person
I recognize that's usually how it goes for young people like me, but I really don't think that's the case. I've known this girl for a long while now and developed this crush as I got to know her more and more.
>maybe hanging out with other people may give you a better grasp of who you actually are
There's a group of people I hang out with at uni, but that's the only place where we get together. No one really wants to do anything outside as a group, though I've gone to a nearby shopping center with one of them after class one day to play the new Crash trilogy.
Alas, it'd fall into a "how do I meet new people and make friends?" thread or something. I just started talking to these guys and they seem okay, so maybe I'll try to hang out with them.
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My gf found out I cheated on her, she constantly keeps telling her friends she's done with me but keeps finding a way to talk to me or get my attention, now she hasn't messaged me for 3 days, is she really done for good or should I give her space?
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If you cheated on her it's probably better if you just leave her alone and move on.
Whenever you are in a argument it will come up, when you do something that annoys her it'll be on her mind and when you fuck up then she'll drill it into you.
Also you cheated on her. There's a level of toxicity in the relationship that made you cheat otherwise you would have been happy in the first place.
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As they say, if you loved the first girl, you would have never cheated on her.
Dump her and go fuck many bitches instead of being a dick who's upset a chick called him out and is too attached to dump you herself.
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>>18684073
This
18. looks are 8/10. Liked this girl since I was 11 but she never felt the same way. when I'm 15 I gave up even though I loved her. 16 become good friends with her and that she's interested in me. tells me she likes me 2 or 3 times. plays me 2-3 times but am blinded by her lies and beauty. was with group if friends and one if them says he can get nudes from anyone. gave him her snap thinking she would never do anything like this. just a test pretty much. 2 days later guy sends me a nude from her. tell best friend. just between us but someone else finds out through my best friend (was an accident). he tells her. she gets pissed and says it's all my fault and that I'm a terrible person. realize she's manipulative and trashy. I'm seeing her again next year through a school academic league and there's no way around it.how do I confront her? she has some popularity bc she's pretty but also isn't the most popular. do I ignore her? need help plz.
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>>18683914
this situation is fun. appreciate that.
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>>18683914
You're 18. How about not giving a shit and focusing on your studies. Sounds like high school garbage to me.
Worry about "love" when you are 20 something. For now just focus on getting to the point where you can support yourself.
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Met a girl at my new job, see her 1-2 times a week , really cute, really nice, only problem is shes a vegan. I've never actually been friends with/ spent a good amount of time with vegans, so i have no clue where to take them or what to bring them. I know of some good snacks that happen to be vegan, but where would we go out for an actual meal/ what would we eat? any and all suggestions appreciated.
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>>18683905
ask her
"i want to take you out, but i don't know where would be an okay place to go?"
if she's a vegan she fucking knows every place within 100 miles that she's allowed to eat.
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This.
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I just vandalized a car.
I couldn't just sit in my dorm room on Saturday night so I just left and walked around. I started thinking about my failures and whatnot and I got pretty angry and I threw a rock into the air as a sign of defaince towards nothing. It went clean through a parked car's windshield and the alarm went off. I paniced and ran into the woods. then I worked through the woods until I got back to my dorm. And then I wrote this post.
What should I do? I've already fled a crime scene. I don't think anyone saw me
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>>18683897
Don't worry about it anon, freaking out will just lead to dumber actions. Shit happens
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>>18683897
Eh its going to make someone's day really shitty.
Just never do it again.