I am having trouble with this potentially new relationship. I

What. The. Actual. Fuck.
You are BENT op. For real. You legit got mad and slapped a dude for not telling you his dick was big? What in the fuck are you thinking???
Jesus christ i cant even this thread.

>>18725273
this must be bait

>>18725273
Don't be an idiot thinking you can't work with someone you dated. You can only convince yourself of that if you make it all fucking dramatic, drunkie-pants.

Also, try texting him that you're sorry and that you really want to try, but gently and sober next time.
This is exactly how I felt when I first saw my boyfriend's dick. We've been together over 6 years now. Took me a while, but it's manageable. He likes that I can't deepthroat it, he likes seeing me struggle to suck it, he also takes extra satisfaction in finding that perfect position that doesn't hurt me (there's many). It gets better as the time passes. I still would rather his dick be smaller, but he's a great guy so what can I do.

>>18725285
Right, right, I'm in the wrong for wanting sex, but not being able to have sex because of his biology, right? I'm willing to bet money that you'd call me a bitch if, for some reason, I had a yeast infection or a flare-up that made it impossible for me to have sex, or something.

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>>18725297
>>18725299
Please tell me this isn't all women. This is fucked up. I'm an incel and this is legitimately the last thing I want to read.

>>18725273
if this is not a shitty bait this is proof that girls who do something else than being a stay at home wife are mentally ill

>>18725306
>incel
What is that?
And yeah I was terrified when I met my bf because I'd never fucking seen something so huge and I feared for what it would do to my cute fucking pussy. What's so wrong with this?

>>18725297
At least I'm not fucking alone in this.
Fuck, fine. I'll give it a shot.
Probably tomorrow since I'm going to need to sleep this shit off. Grey Goose.

>>18725299
What the fuck are you talking about you crazy fuck?
You went to college for six years and still came out this fucking stupid. Jesus fucking christ.

>>18725308
It is shitty bait let it die.

>>18725273
>But, like, shouldn't he have told me he's got a dragon dildo for a dick?

bitch please, you know how lame and thirsty he would have sounded if he said "yeah babe, just letting you know im HUGE haha"

you overreacted a fuckton

>>18725306
You really don't understand until you find out your main source of pleasure comes from shoving something inside of you with no real way to gauge how far it can go until you go from pleasure to absolute agony. My own boyfriend is the same way. What used to scare me, I now keep on my phone to use as a background whenever we're away from each other for a weekend.
https://imgur.com/a/OaFyH

>>18725309
"Involuntarily celibate", apparently. A virgin who can't get sex at all for one reason or another.

>>18725310
No, you're not alone. Really take her advice, you shouldn't throw away a cuddling relationship just because of a dick.

>>18725311
>>18725314
If you're not going to be helpful, leave the board.

>>18725322
>https://imgur.com/a/OaFyH
what the fuck

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>>18725322
>Tineye has nothing
>google images has nothing
oh come ON i come here to get away from this bullshit not to have it come back to me God fucking dammit

>>18725310
Thanks for listening to me. Also nobody cares what you're drinking, drunkie-pants. Get some advil and water in ya and tuck in, then get ready for apology fest and some dicking. Try what my bf suggested our first time having sex and go for "just the tip".

>>18725330
Is your dick too small? I slept with a married man once had 3 kids had a micro penis. There's hope, bud.

>>18725333
>>18725310
ALSO remember he's a virgin, like you said. He's not going to last very long for the first many trysts, so you're going to have a long time building up endurance to his size, just like he's going to build up his endurance to not blow his wad after thirty seconds. Bring LOTS of lube, and take ibuprofen PM before bed. Trust me.

>>18725338
shut the fuck up you don't know what it's like being poor and having a small dick chick

>>18725342
Never gonna get anything with that attitude.

>>18725322
Be honest OP, you are never fucking an average guy after this.

>captcha: pal grande