I just put my dick in a jar of peanut butter but my gf is allergic to it. What's the best way to make sure I don't kill my gf?
Get some gay guy that loves peanutbutter to lick it off for you.
>>18486675
But then I'd have AIDS
Do a barrel roll.
>>18486676
This is the fate you chose.
>>18486682
Alcohol my man
I wonder how this was resolved?
>has gf
>still doing weird shit to try to get closer to the feeling of a vagina than using a hand (I assume that's the goal)
like this is just low quality bait. that or you have a terrible relationship.
also just why? why waste the peanut butter? don't you know its a good low cal protein option? it's actually a good food. you wasted an actual good food for what?