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You already know the answer to the question. Go now my child

You said it, it was a panic attack. If you suffer from anxiety, it's a bad idead for you to smoke, to begin with. Also, don't buy weed. Get it from someone who grows (assuming that you don't live in a backwards society where such conduct is criminal), that way you are 100% sure what you're getting. BTW, there are different kinds of weed, you know. Stick with pure sativa strains and dose lightly. Quality vaporizer goes a long way if you want to medicate and not get fucked up. Also, everytime you start to feel like you're losing control, remember that you're a massive faggot.

BTW, I don't think you got the part about the effects of alcohol and THC being the same at all.

>>18529734
Nope just you OP. It's pretty crazy actually, everyone else in the world could get a date EXCEPT you. You're literally the only one. You should get a job in a circus or something, people will pay good money and come from far and wide to see the undateable man.

>>18529734
>Permanent abd unchangeable
Everything you listed you can go to therapy and work on to lessen the effects

If you have an extra chromosome then you have to carry that forever. Or until you find another person with an extra chromosome and make a child with those extra chromosome

My guess is you're 17, 19 tops

>>18529742
>people will pay good money and come from far and wide to see the undateable man
This is absolutely hilarious. It also made me feel terrible. Congrats

>>18529676
Read more. That's always the #1 advise from writers

>>18529998
advice*

>>18529676
Write more. You won't get any better without practice

Bumping with hope

rebumping since I might end up starting sooner than expected. There is surely someone that can help around here

I happen to know a lot of shit related to shit like this, and I can't say I really know about anything that has what you're looking for. Your best option would be to contact someone who's studying to be a nurse and ask for their unused study materials.

They really don't, but it's better to be yourself - even if it means repulsing 99% of the people you meet - than to force yourself to be something you aren't just so people will like you.

>>18536782
I disagree when yourself is a fat lazy unsociable person that hates people for having enjoyment because you don't

>>18536782
I feel like this
>>18536789
I am not this person but I don't appeal to most everybody

>>18536756
>Any advice on how to deal with this in the future?
Use condoms, you moron.

>>18536771
IUD is actually more effective than condoms and birth control. I guess I get worried from ejaculating in them even though its still safe

>>18536756
https://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/unintendedpregnancy/pdf/contraceptive_methods_508.pdf

the rate of failure is 0.05% over the course of *a year*, not from a single ejaculation. the purpose of the device honestly is so that condoms are no longer necessary.

you can use a condom if you'd like, but cut this worrying shit out and stop making up fake statistics to scare yourself.

>>18536701
Also totally unrelated but what's a good way to improve posture?

>>18536701
It's a question of what you bring to the table, and how desirable you can be, not just what you lack or think is "bad".

If all you had were bad qualities, you would be irredeemable. Shit outta luck, as they say. But fortunately for you, you have good qualities. Lucky you! So what is it you bring to the table, anon?

>>18536732
I can make people laugh pretty easily and play Bob in Tekken

I have plenty of friends, nearly all male that share my interests and sense of humor though neither seem attractive to women buy and large

>>18536699

Perhaps you're just shedding a lot.

What is your typical hygiene regimen?

>>18536714
i've been showering once every two days (didn't sweat much) but now that i workout everyday i shower everyday as well.
Armpits are starting to get a bit cleaner but they're still dark and it feels like this is as clean as they'll be

>>18536722

Shower everyday.

Also, that dark shit is probably dead skin from rubbing. Start consuming more antioxidants. It's healthy for your skin

No. I'm a pretty empathetic person but I don't give one shit for homeless people that are more than capable of holding down a job. Ohhh but then you're not empathetic if you don't care for some homeless people. Please, get the fuck out. It's not hard to get a shitty job making minimum wage and you have to start somewhere. The only exception for feeling bad for the homeless you already pointed out are the mentally impaired, physically impaired, or the rare exception of those who somehow just got fucked over in life some way that limits their capabilities to hold down work or be a productive member of society. I've known people that hit rock bottom due to drugs. They were literally homeless themselves but some of them have picked themselves up and made better lives for themselves. If you're complacent with being homeless but you're able to work then you're a piece of shit and deserve no sympathy or monetary compensation for your position. Sadly some homeless people can make like a hundred bucks a day standing on a street corner....Fuck 'em.

Anyway though, some people can't see anything other than some helpless person that they should feel sorry for. You aren't going to change their minds most likely.

>>18536357
The vast majority of homeless people are mentally ill, most mental illnesses are not immediately apparent on causal observation.

The rise in homelessness has mainly been caused by de-institutionalization. While this has been good for many people with mental illnesses it has screwed those whom are not able to get treatment due to being too ill to attend appointments, being unable to afford treatment, or those who are unaware how to get treatment as they lack a support network to show them how to get treatment.

As for means of self improvement; convicts go to half-way houses, men's shelters are extremely full and have hard limits, and family shelter spaces go to those with families with a strong bias for women and children. That of course assumes the individual is capable of even knowing these resources exist, or being well enough to access them. Then of course there are those addicted to drugs who may be turned away from such resources due to their drug use, drug use which can only be resolved through medical intervention.

There are of course those who are just bums, but those are the minority of homeless people based on statistics. But for those people, fuck em.

If and when I become homeless, it'll be of my own accord. I don't want to do anything in life, nor do I want to put forth the effort in anything.

You shouldn't feel bad about people like me. We do this shit to ourselves. I know that if I ever do become homeless, I'd never accept pity money or food because I don't deserve it. I'll just eat whatever I find in trash cans and shit until I die.

>>18536208
Mturk. Made 56 dollars today for a few hours of work sitting on my ass. It's not much but it'll help you out for sure until something better comes along.

>>18536223
thank you and i wasn't begging? i just need advice please

>>18536238
Fine ignore my advice and respond to the asshole instead.

>>18536169
YOO WUZ KANGZ?

Great ice breaker and shows you understand her culture.

Send her /pol/ memes and every time you have to reply by actually writing, write like "WE WUZ KANGS" and "HOL UP", no exception

I'm sure she'll be in your arms in no time!

Start convo with "Can I have some chocolate?"

Electrical engineering is more broad.
You can work in various fields with that degree.

Cryptography/cybersecurity is not an engineering degree. It could be a master on top of a 3 yr CE/CS degree.

I would not go for a 2 year "Cryptography/cybersecurity" degree at blufflie university.

>>18536170
Hmm I see. So in your opinion if I go into electrical engineering what are the hurdles and chances of trying to work on making robots at a large firm like Kuka?

>>18536186
No idea.
My reference point is sweden since i live there.

ABB only employs top students for what i know.

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>>18536093
Getting cheated on is never easy, but the least you can do is cut her off for a while.

>>18536093
And this is why a nigga is stayin solo dolo. Faggots can call me a degenerate for liking casual sex all they want but atleast I'm not going through this shit

>>18536150

Im ending this bro, every time she said how much she loved me are just painful memories now.

I feel like a fucking royal fool

>>18536011
I stalked her
I dont know
no clue

My gf and I worked together. We were friendly first, and feelings developed from that, so finding someone with common interests with you would be my advice. Maybe at school or work or something. Or even social settings

>>18536011
I chatted her up at the mall. Asked if she had a bf (no) and whether she wanted one (no). Good times.

I still cringe when she mentions how we met.

How to increase chances: live a virtuous life and be reincarnated with better genes. I spoke to a 100 girls and more until I got a gf. I met her when i was 23yo and almost sure I'll die alone.

Spoiler: she actually left me by now and I have again dozens of dates behind em and many, many conversations. If you aren't good looking you are fucked. Maybe you have luck once every 100 tries. So that's an option.

>>18535967
Then they wouldn't be good looking, they would a just be average. So, you wouldn't even care.

completely average and ultimately the same. they'd find something else to poke fun at.

If everyone's a winner, then there are no winners.

>>18535977
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