I'm worried that a girl I hooked up with is pregnant. She

>>18536756
>Any advice on how to deal with this in the future?
Use condoms, you moron.

>>18536771
IUD is actually more effective than condoms and birth control. I guess I get worried from ejaculating in them even though its still safe

>>18536756
https://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/unintendedpregnancy/pdf/contraceptive_methods_508.pdf

the rate of failure is 0.05% over the course of *a year*, not from a single ejaculation. the purpose of the device honestly is so that condoms are no longer necessary.

you can use a condom if you'd like, but cut this worrying shit out and stop making up fake statistics to scare yourself.

>>18536792
She has the hormonal IUD so the failure rate is 0.2% but thanks for the chart. I need to stop worrying

>>18536781
Use condoms AND other forms of birth control, you retard. The IUD may be more effective than other forms of birth control, but obviously using a condom is going to decrease the chances of pregnancy even more.

>>18536806
0.2% for cumming once, or for cumming for a year or two? this is an important distinction people seem to forget.

if the chance is 1 in 500 that you'll impregnate her after busting in her for a year or two, then you're really just hurting yourself by worrying about it. you should be enjoying yourself. I am kind of tight and numb down there, so I can't even use condoms.

>>18536816
0.2% for a year's use so the chance she's pregnant is even lower. I just over worry. She's not even slightly worried so I think I'm good

>>18536822
Only diddled her once

>>18536822
>>18536825
you should just doink her all the time until it starts flowing out of her eyes and her mouth.

life is like a big loading bar and when it gets to the end we're gonna die. it's like, maybe it's taking a long time to load but if you aren't cognizant of it then it'll be done any minute.

in other words yolo

If you have a kid, please name it highlander, mcguyver or some shit like that, because a sperm and egg able to grow under this condition is bound to be awesome

>>18536849
name him whatever you want but make his middle name champ