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Dont
Instead get a job, invest every dime you got, retire early and get better women who probably know what theyre doin

>>18536412
If it's just sex, get a decent escort.

>>18536412
>i think my dick is just tryna get sucked
I'd advise against it, wait til university and tinder.

I'm the same way and recommend not doing anything more than being flirty with her. However, if you do end up doing something more intimate, be ready to fight her bf.

>>18536856
this is shit advice. if you ultimately have decided not to be a degenerate, then don't flirt with her or go with her on vacation. don't fight anyone, because they might take you to court.

Don't go. It's not fair on her for you to cause tension in her relationship, and I know you're going to spend the whole time trying to make something happen between the two of you. If you were really sincere about not wanting to interfere with her relationship, you'd back off.

>>18536316
10 minutes of eating a girl out? 30? Jesus Christ

I'm glad my gf cums really easy from penatration

>>18536350
as a femanon i gotta say your girl is faking it. So dont be too glad buddy boy.

>>18536362
Not all vaginas are created equal

I've met a girl who felt no stimulation sexually

Sorry that you can't get off to penetration

awful. go to a doctor, now.

Were you exceptionally tense or stressed out yesterday? Or maybe you drank too much alcohol or ate something tht doesnt agree with your body.
It is like some things will trigger canker sores in your mouth. Usually it is a virus. Nothing serious though. Identify the trigger. Stay away from it.
Clean under your foreskin everyday.

Medfag here
Sounds really like yeast infection.
Still, you'll need to go to the doctor to get the antibiotics.

What happened ?

Text her "pls respond"

ay bby wan sum fucc

Why the fuck would you think you're in the wrong here? Unless (and there is) you have more to the story than you're letting on.

In your specific scenario, get out. Throwing things and punching walls is a manchild act. Plus demanding things from you without reciprocating the same kind of behavior.
Are you able to leave?

You're both 18 for one so you will both act childish, but you're definitely right about moving on. He probably maintains some illusions of personal responsibility for you and your problems and wishes to shelter you if he refuses to share. You are an adult now though, regardless of circumstance you are not his lesser and despite being or not being a bitch you can still leave and move on with your life as an adult. Just do so with a plan and a fall back since your young and inexperienced.

>>18535846

Go.

What access to information, are you in person, online only?

Ask them year specific questions
Make up a year and say "oh you're a '92 as well" or something like that
Check their ID

>>18535835
Generally hard. But look at their hands skin and neck skin. Makeup and genetics can disguise many things but hand skin and neck skin... no

>>18535817

>>18535817

I don't see the continuity error. In the bible nothing but awful fucking shit happens, god even lets a really good guy just suffer through all sorts of hell just to prove that he would be faithful. its filled with good christian people being slaughtered by the dozen, and once every 500 christians maybe one person makes as tand and god spares him, but they usually end up meeting an awful demise in a later verse anyway.

if god exists, the world described in the bible is pretty consistent to the world described now.

that being said theres still the 'why'. Well, if god does exist in the form of the christian bible describes him as, we know that God wants us to suffer to some degree. Not becuase our suffer gives him joy, but rather because that is how we learn. If there is no conflict then there is no reason to live really. HEaven its self is not even described as a place without conflict. You do not suddenly become pure and perfect just because you die. You go to heaven the same way you died. There's going to be tons of conflict up there, there's just less you can do to permanently ruin someone else in the process.

that being said, there's also lots of evidence that early versions of the bible (or rather the biblical texts that were passed around) preached reincarnation. with reincarnation in the mix it becomes easier to understand how someone might deserve to live in a war torn african place versus a cushy socialite in bevery hills. through reincarnation we realize that there are certain life lessons we have to learn. we start with the broad strokes and wrok out way down to the smaller more personal details that seem less extreme.

cont.

>>18535868

Imagine plucking most any african and placing them in bevery hills, and just wiping their memory of their african life. it'd still be really insane. they wouldn't be able to fit or understand. people are born where they are to deal with what they need to deal with in order to slowly progress (As far as reincarnation is concerned at least).

God doesn't want us to suffer (from the POV of a christian god with reincarnation at least) he simply wants us to learn. think of the evolution of society and the human mind, and it looks almost to confirm reincarnation. we started off as stupid caveman who did whatever we wanted and needed, and with each life we learned a little about what is right or wrong, and slowly developed into creatures who could handle something more specific like society. its almost as if humans are somewhat inheriting morals from their previous lives, our intelligence not being blank when were born, but rather being funneled into a new consciousness.

the philosophy of religion is very interesting, and you can find any number of logical reasons for how it would work or why it would work if it did happen to be true, but at the end of the day, a lot of people don't need that.

the masses you refer to, the ones you can't understand believing this, none of them really think about the stuff I just discussed here. To them religion is just as naturally true as the earth being round. its just something they were told since day 1 and they have no reason to question it. so they don't. until it contradicts something important to them they won't, and even then they will rationalize.

and you don't have to rationalize, you don't have to believe. It'll always bug you that others do believe, and it will always bug others that you don't, but you can still make it through life happy and fulfilled without worrying about 'god' 'religion' or the people that come with it.

>>18535743
It was you who decided to study worthless degree, it is you who has to find job with it.

Congratulations!

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>>18536097
>Geology
>worthless

>>18536118
You could helped op by posting some names or links to job offers, but instead you posted lame meme.

>what are you even doing on /adv?

>>18535726

>college
Alcohol.

You start to realise a lot of people have social anxiety. Thats why they drink n party.

It becomes more apparent as you get older, because looking back at 30 (and sometimes being in the same bar/event as 19 year olds), ive come to realise the "cool kids" are actually the biggest faggots/social retards of them all.

Just endless stupid vomit coming out of their mouths..

On that note, you ever think you dont fit it because you arent retarded?


Anyways. College also brings options. People like you who are more welcoming and maybe more into your interests and more into what you call a comfortable atmosphere will be advertising events all over college boards.

>>18535726
What do you like to do?
Find frat/soro/club built on that.

>>18535738
I used to do softcore drugs when I was younger, but I think it made my anxiety worse. I have to mentally prepare myself to even smoke a joint now. And honestly I hate partying and all would thought about was leaving as soon as I arrived. I know I sound like a boring fuck.

>On that note, you ever think you dont fit it because you arent retarded?
No, I'm just a different kind of retarded, my man.

>>18535691
My advice?
Stop being so damn degenerate and do something worthwhile with your life.

My body is the most unmanly body of anyone I know but I still have ambitions and wanna do things with my life.

Let go of the autism.

>>18535709
what does that mean?

>>18535678
DO dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRuLE8d6J_4

>>18535689
Thats cool but not what im looking for
:^)

>>18535678
Just dance up next to her for a bit, look at her, if she gives you eye contact and smiles, then ask if she wants to dance.

Then just keep dancing facing her, be silly, start escalating contact, brushing her shoulders with your inner forearms as you dance, then hold her hands as you dance, then soon enough you can pull her closer or spin her around and pull her into you and start grinding if that's what you wanna do

Just be fun and make her laugh, don't go right up on her ass right off the bat

>>18535671
Looks like a bur.

>>18535671

>a loving creature

>>18535795
Living. Sorry for phoneposting.

Self-bump

Seems like you're expecting a bit much. Other than being polite and positive there's not much anyone can tell you about meeting a bunch of strangers.

>>18535633
Look gaming conventions are not where most single women expect to mingle. Probably gonna be a saussage fest. Anyways if there is one piece of advice i can give you is have a room ready to have sex. That'll give you ample chance to get to know someone if it comes to that. As of the question of how will you get soemeone to your room carlos. Make an excuse like ypu have to show them something. You are really gonna have to use your brains on this. Make sure not to fall in the friend zone by escalating phisicaly

>>18535587
Afaik there is almost nothing to it, just be at their party, events or gathering and talk to girls, some chick will follow you back to your place, make sure to ready your condoms?
About crazies, really I haven't met any, regardless of the signs often posted here. Most girls I met are pretty normal. But my uni is neither Liberal Arts nor small though.

>>18535598
Alright cool. Thanks Anon!

>>18535587
>Small campus, lots of girls
You're lucky. As long as you don't fuck up, you're gonna be set. I went to small campus, no girls, and it was awful.