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nah vaginas sound like too much maintenance desu. and i'm not convinced female orgasm can come even close to the sensation of the male orgasm.

>>35277610
You mean a disappointing dick sneeze that ends up leaving you spent for the week?

>>35277610
They last for a while, and with enough stimulation, can be repeated.

Also there's clitoral, vaginal, and anal stimulations.

Yup, that's how the world works

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>>35277400
Someone said big dick?

gimme!

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Yes that is what happens

You can not let your guard down

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>>35277378
>>every girl wants a big guy

yes they do

>>35277378
>Am I going to be alone forever?
It will be extremely miserable.

>>35277378
>Why are there no girls who prefer skellingtons or at least are ok with being with one?
There are plenty. You just gotta look for them. I've seen threads where femanons only prefer skinny guys.
>Am I going to be alone forever?
With that attitude you will. You have to move on from your crush and look for people who might be interested in you.

>>35277233
Crywank Tomorrow is nearly yesterday album is a sad nostalgic album for me because I used to listen to it when I was planning to kill myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kqI5fAlv5E

My drug enabling "friend" and I used to drive around looking for weed, LSD, and/molly while listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlEjQ6Fp-bo

I pretended to smoke cigarettes to be "friends" with him.

Sadly this is the closest thing to friendship I've had in more than a decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAH7CLUmvhE

Reminds me of the fact that I will never actually experience anything notable myself, and that all of the memories and feelings in my head are from fictional media, since that is the only form of escapism and freedom I've had my entire life.

>>35277156
Yes I fucking do. I think that it's depressing that we end up having the same fucking britbot, blackbot, fembot, and trap generals over and over again. It's a real fucking shame that it's come to this.

>>35277188
Britfeel has been a staple of /r9k/ for years now, stop shitting on it.

>>35277364
>2 years pass by
Traps general have been a staple of /r9k/ for years now! Stop shitting on it!

>>35277122
This is bait right? This can't be anything other than bait.

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Eck! Just don't reproduce mate. Oi fuckin hell do all you cunts look like gorillas or is that one just super ugly? Good god that terrible.

>>35277122
Sup nigger, how's your $5000 a week in neetbux, free scholarships, free job offers and bucketloads of SJW tears serving you?

>>35277105
>Northern Virginia
>Virginia
You can't be for real.

>>35277105
BUY
HOOKER

you don't need a femanon for this and before you say, "muh scurry stds" if you can't take it being a virgin anymore you woiuld be desperate enough to go to one. If not, stfu you piece of shit femanon's aren't here for getting your dick sucked. For a desperate virgin you sure have some godamn standards

>>35277123
Life is cruel.

I just don't wanna be a virgin anymore.

>>35277001
stop making threads. I hate the type of person who has to make the same goddamn threads again and again, because they aren't invested enough to actually look for topics or even think about a good discussion themselves. We've had this thread 7 million times and it's time to stop. please stop making the same thread.

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>>35277107
Sounds like you don't have a succubus (male) gf

topkek

>>35277107
sounds like you don't have a succubus (male) gf

lmao @ ur lyf senpai

If a wagecuck like me check out /biz/ for business ideas. I have done small scale freelance stuff outside of my wagecuck job ( recording, etc)

They aren't depressed I guess.

>>35276915
Exactly how heavy is that weight?

Why is it being put on me? Isn't there anyone else more qualified? You guys realize I'm broken, right? My brain no work good? I'm terrified of going outside?

So why me?

I feel like I walked into the wrong room and it's Arthur's round table of knights where they made a bet that the next person to walk through the door has to go and save the princess from a dragon.

just... give me my shield and sword and I'll go do this shit. What the fuck ever. I guess this is just my life now so just fuck it.

>>35276861
If anyone asks where your gf is, just say she's right here and show them your hand.

>>35276895
Whatever you do, DON'T do this.

>>35276895
It does sound funny when I read it but I'm not sure about saying it IRL. Of course I won't beat around the bush and just say I don't have one - they would know if I had one anyway. It's just the meer fact that it feels awkward to be in such a group. I thought it would be a sausage party beer drinking, turns out they had to bring their future wives.

>>35276811
Worse than the girls are the piece of shit orbiters that enable them.

>>35276811
Obviously. She's gotta turn bitcoins into kangaroos. I don't even know what the exchange rate is, but it's gotta be rough hauling around a pack of kangaroos. Unless you put one into the pouch of another into the pouch of another into a pouch of another and so on.

>>35276811
Someone contact this omega cuckold.. we need insights.

>>35276711
I'm in poor health mentally and... more and more important lately... physically unhealthy. I kinda wish I had someone to spend time with, but I would at least need to be physically healthy first. My idea of fun is drinking. I really really really need to take a break from drinking so I can get better. That's really hard.

>>35276711
why do you assume it would be more fun to go out and do something im very comfy in my own home

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>>35276711
I have exams next week
also
>>35276794

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>>35276633
Well shit, here I go, boys.

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Any anons lurking? There's no sense in doing this if y'all aren't watching.

C'mon, just one person needs to validate me.

>>35276441
If someone said yes, would you care? I mean, why would you stop jerking off to it? I wouldn't.

>>35276453
If its more reprehensible, shameful and objectionable to many that would just fuel it further.

>>35277486
I'm okay with femdom, not to spite you tho.

>>35276378

>chicken nuggets


TENDIES! CHICKEN TENDIES!

Why is /r9k/ lumped with /pol/? This is not a political board they even have their leftist shills post here

>>35276378
>chicken nuggets
What a stupid fucking whore. How could you possibly presume to call that dumb bitch "our roastie?" That's a pretty substantial fuck up.