>got invited for a beer by ex-class mates >turns out they

>>35276861
If anyone asks where your gf is, just say she's right here and show them your hand.

>>35276895
Whatever you do, DON'T do this.

>>35276895
It does sound funny when I read it but I'm not sure about saying it IRL. Of course I won't beat around the bush and just say I don't have one - they would know if I had one anyway. It's just the meer fact that it feels awkward to be in such a group. I thought it would be a sausage party beer drinking, turns out they had to bring their future wives.

>>35276895
This. Also say you fucking hate women and think they're fuck boring when out drinking

>>35276926
Boy that's the opposite of the truth. Girls are great fun, and even more so when alcohol is involved

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>>35276861
How did you find that out? That's extremely rude of them. Am I autistic for thinking that? Do NOT go.

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>Oh my girlfriend? She's hanging out with her friend Chad tonight.

>>35276966
I just found out after I agreed to come. I hope there will be at least one single person beside me so I have someone to talk to.

>>35276966
That image shows you how heartless normalscum are. To take a picture like that purely just to mock someone and make fun of them.

>>35276955
Untrue. Girls curb their boyfriends' enthusiasm and effectively spoil parties for everyone. They are only good when the two want to make out or dance.

>>35277007
So you say, but either the photographer is in the same situation as the guy, or more likely it's his GF taking a joke pic to make fun of people like us.

>>35277038
or maybe it's Chad with his girlfriend right by his side taking the picture

Try and steal one of your friends gf's.
Or see if 1 has a single friend

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>>35277038
>implying it's not his mom taking pictures so they can always remember how fun his sleepover was

>>35277014
You sound very boring. Talking and drinking with girls holds endless entertainment.

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OP here
is there a reason for me to not go?

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r9k, I need to go, I agreed already, I won't show I'm some kind of loser who gets turned out by everyone having a gf and feeling inferior

>>35277373
Good on you my man. Just get a few drinks in you as soon as you get there. You'll feel much better and not think about it

>>35277401
Thanks man, if this one pal of mine comes along and he's alone too it will be alright, because we like to joke around and shit, so I hope he comes along, but I don't want to ask him to come, because it will look needy

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tell them you are waiting for a virgin to marry