Does anyone else get vagina envy? I don't want to be a

nah vaginas sound like too much maintenance desu. and i'm not convinced female orgasm can come even close to the sensation of the male orgasm.

>>35277610
You mean a disappointing dick sneeze that ends up leaving you spent for the week?

>>35277610
They last for a while, and with enough stimulation, can be repeated.

Also there's clitoral, vaginal, and anal stimulations.

Ejaculation isn't orgasm, they're 2 different things.

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>hear women say she can have multiple orgasms: get jealous
>hear man say he can have multiple orgasms: feel no jealousy at all

I really don't like the implications of these feelings.

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>only joy in life is fapping
>biology cucked you out of enjoying it as much as you want to

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>>35277853
>women have bodies literally engineered to be sluts

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>They call it a Y chromosome because WHY would anyone want to have one?

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>literally just TOUCHING their clitoris for a second is more pleasurable than your best possible orgasm

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>35277468
Not really, though I'm curious what it feels like to be filled up like that and have a load dropped inside.
>inb4: someone suggests resorting to faggotry

>>35278921
I really doubt that, the male orgasm can't be that shitty.
Also OP you'd like all the good parts but ignore the maintenance and the literal sewage.

>>35278306

I'm pretty sure if human males beings could have multiple orgasms they would have fapped themselves to death. Which is what probably happened.

menstruations seems to suck

>>35278943
I'm still salty about multiples

>>35277468
No, although I do like the sight of vaginas more than most guys seem to. They're fascinating.

>>35278974
Don't blame you, they're pretty gud.

>>35278276
You can train yourself to do it. Just keep fapping after you cum.

>>35278921
touching a clitoris directly hurts like fucking hell

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>>35277468
Old women get vagina prolapse.

I'd rather have swinging old man balls than have a messy old vagina.

>>35278998
let me touch yours indirectly

>>35278998
Only if you do it wrong

>>35278998

no it fucking doesn't. what kinda clit do you have??

>>35279008
Where the fuck are the legs?

>not only did you lose the genital lottery but also the country lottery that allowed them to destroy your genitals even more

using all sorts of vibrators/dildos seems fun

>>35280202
Hitachi is life

>>35278998
>touching a clitoris directly hurts like fucking hell
I have a sensitive vag, touching my clit doesn't hurt at all. Are you stabbing yourself with a nail?

>>35280631
>I have a vag
H-hi... Care to be my gf? Nyoro~n :3

>>35280631
no, but trying to rub my exposed clit really hurts, my fingertips feel way too rough

>>35280888
Not her but are you sure you're wet enough? I always have to take some wetness from my vag and kinda rub it over my clit/hood else I'm too sensitive.

>>35277468
>Tfw rubbing your ball sack as if it was a clit when fapping

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>>35278998
>>35280888
clits are made for suffering

>>35280706
Ok. If you are taller than 5'8".

>>35277610
yeah but then you get the post nut depression

>>35280936
it feels fine when i do it through the hood, its just very sensitive to bare touch
actually i think my shaft might be completely fucked, i can only masturbate with my left hand on the right side of the clit otherwise it hurts like hell

>>35281015
That's pretty strange but not unheard of I guess.
For me my left top side of my clit is way more sensitive than anywhere else, it's weird but really easy to orgasm quickly if I want to

>>35280959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gidjr3e8S_w

Listen to this while watching.

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If could be one of these two women, which one would you rather be?

>>35281015
>>35280936
>>35280888
tell me more, original sluts

>>35281106
What about, original anon

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>>35278276
qt girl came over last night and blew me and messed around. I kissed her after I came all over her ass and she just started Round 2 by grabbing at me right after I just came on her ass, came a second time after a bit. You can always cum repeatedly, it's sheer will I've learned.

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>tfw no original cuntboy bf

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>I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs

you do though

you just don't know how to work it hunny

my small but perfectly round and smooth "bubble butt" is my greatest asset(most twinks as skinny/underweight as me have deflated boney asses) which guys go crazy for and treat me like I'm some pornstar male model even though I'm just an average if fem/andro looking boy

BUSSY
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>>35281081
the one in the chair

>>35282594
>wanting to have a wet hole between your legs that you can't even feel

literally why

>>35282681

The joke is that they're both in a chair you fucking mong

>>35277468
same... I thought i was the only one

>I hate having a refractory period.

Taking female hormones reduces this and in some cases nearly eliminates it, trannies can have multiple orgasms. Refractory period is controlled by hormones

>>35278995
This, without a condom I have cum in a girl then kept going and stayed hard for a long time.

It's painful with a condom though.

>>35277468
you're saying you want to be a useless lazy pleasure seeking whore
you should be ashamed of yourself