What's it like having a big dick? If you flash it in front

Yup, that's how the world works

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>>35277400
Someone said big dick?

gimme!

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Yes that is what happens

You can not let your guard down

Sometimes you can trip and suck it by accident

>>35277400
>tfw 6.7"
>tfw still a virgin
what's the point of having a big/above average cock if you're an ugly, skinny fat, autistic blob of mucus that no woman desires anway?

No but i would.

Women don't care about a dick hardly as much as /r9k/ would make you believe.
A big dick is nice. The end.

>>35277400

still does not save you from being a robot

>>35277605
source please ?
This is an original p05t

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>>35278717
MDYD-845

>>35277400
I bet you would lmao

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>>35278692

Fuck off cunt

bloxbloxblox

>>35278934
Thanks, looks like a top tier milf

>>35277400
>If you flash it in front of a random woman, would she be on her knees sucking it immediately?
You aren't serious right?

>>35279088
>porn statistics represent real life
News flash for you anon: not every women on earth watches porn

>>35279088
I thought that statistic would be way higher

>>35277400
>If you flash it in front of a random woman, would she be on her knees sucking it immediately?

Literally yes

>>35279088
>women like more dicks in their porn than men
Only on /r9k/ could that surprise anyone.

>>35279088
the only problem with this is that they're basing it on women who search for hardcore pornography on pornhub, which is basically insignificant compared to the entire female population, whereas pretty much every guy with the internet views pornhub.

>>35279088

> TIny percentage of nymphomaniac women who watch porn and transsexuals who registered as women like big dicks

wew

>>35279174
>>35279139
>dicklet rationalizing

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If you're wearing gym shorts around your cousin and she senses your big hog flopping around under there it's going to give her dirty thoughts that an average sized bulge won't. But you know that's only 1 in 1000 awesome things I'll never experience.

'officer, that man exposed himself to me in public!'

Labeled as a sexual predator
Future is fucked.

Yes, op, it's just like what you see in the porns

>>35279309
>this is the opposite of podracing

>>35279204
less than 25% of pornhub's users are female, and the most popular category search by far by women continues to be "lesbian"

also
>being surprised that women use the words "dick" and "cock" in their searches more than men.

>>35279454
Probably even less, I bet a lot of "girls" on pornhub are guys using girls names

>>35278692

How do you not care about the part of a man of which "interaction" withvmakes the difference between a friendship and a relationship? I dont get it

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They can't see you until you're naked. I was with a girl for 5 months with my 4 incher...fyi she had 2 kids so her vag was roast beef and probably 6 feet deep. Her last boyfriend had a 9inch cock so...yeah

Imagine titlets, you'd still fuck, you just won't have as much fun

>>35279533
Speak for yourself, DFC is life

>>35279533
My gf's ex apparently had a small penis because she thinks I'm huge (I'm only 6in). Feels good man.

>>35279637
6in seems like a pretty good size desu?

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>>35279685
it's average senpai

also known as worthless

>>35279088
My porn searches don't at all reflect what I look for in a partner in real life.

And a girl is already invested in you when the clothes come off, it's not like your dick size is written on your forehead.

>>35280227
I have absolutely no interest in or much knowledge about real dicks but that really seems totally fine to me.

>>35279533
>Imagine titlets, you'd still fuck, you just won't have as much fun
Still though boobies and genetalia aren't comparable. Boobies aren't going to make anyone's orgasms or the power/submission dynamic any different. A big dick, HOWEVER....

>>35277400
I'm a little over 6 inches when hard. Dunno about the girth size but I do know it's not pencil dick level.


Give it to me straight anons, am I really a dicklet? I'm already 5'8.

>6.7 inches length
>5.5 inches girth
>6 feet tall
>white, blonde, blue eyed, skinny
>good facial structure
>virgin
I am the definition of a failed chad

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>>35280300
Same measurements here, we're both manlet dicklets anon.

We may get laid but we will never ravage, demolish, destroy, smash, wreck, annihilate, devastate, obliterate or conquer anything.

>>35280300
>my dick is 6 inches am i small anon
>i have 8 inch cock is that avg???!/1
>14 feet penis why am i si smlal

go to fucking yahoo answers with this shit you know if you're avg or not if you've measured. faggot.

>>35279088
>pornhub
Not biased at all

> 7.5" length

By itself it's not nearly enough to guarantee sex, very few women in the real world are going to fuck you just because your dick is big.

That said, once you DO get a girl in bed, they tend to really love the feeling of being filled up, especially when you can hit their cervix. I've brought women to orgasm within ten seconds due to simply being able to hit their spot due to my length.

Basically, necessary but not sufficient. Also, if girls really brag to their friends about their man's dick size like you see in films, then I've never heard it (or benefited from it)

>>35280436
>once you hit their cervix
The fuck? I've hit my cervix once and spent the afternoon crying from pain.

>>35280300
just measure your fucking girth anything below avg is a pencil dick fyi

>>35279088
rly maks yu thnk

>>35280463
This is a good point, it's not going to please every girl. The ones I've been with have liked it, though.

>>35280539
Sure its not the anterior fornix? That's somewhere above the cervix and apparently very pleasurable.

>>35280566
shh hes a roleplaying virgin. Just let him be deluded

>>35280566
Could be lol, they always say stuff like "you're hitting my cervix" but who knows if they have even heard of the fornix much less could identify a cock hitting it.

>>35277400
It allows you to be a shit boyfriend/person, but still get regular sex cos she can't get enough...

>>35280571
I dunno lol.

>>35280587
>"you're hitting my cervix"
Who the fuck talks like that during sex.

if it's really big like 9 inches, any woman would suck that without hesitation

LITERALLY

>>35277400
g-guys? i'm 6 years old and 21 inches big. am i too small? can i pleasure women?

>>35280716
flaccid or erect?

>>35277400
My dick didnt even work 2 weeks ago. Too much staterra. Still had a good time.

>>35280566
Anetior fornex? Nigger what the fuck? I don't think any girl wants her cervix pummeled

>>35280770
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone

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it's even satisfying to fuck an onahole because of how I feel like I'm stretching it out and all the lewd noises it makes when I'm fapping. Worst part is how obligated i feel i should be using the gift more but I can't because girls my age don't like me and I'm a shy autist. The only time I can get girls to look my way is when I go to the beach aka show off my body or wear revealing cosplay. but god I destroyed the two girls I managed to sleep with this past 25 I've been alive. It did suck for the skinny girl though, I couldn't even push it all the way in and she bled anyway, my onahole felt better then she did. If you're too autistic to talk to girls like me and have a big dick it's still a nice ego boost. At this point an onahole is nicer, I find women to be pretty terrible these days. Which is why I'm here now.

>>35277400
Only if the woman is a homogay.
Female women hate penis

>>35280822
>tfw finally took the plunge and got an onahole during the holidays

holy fucking shit man women are so fucking obsolete, I couldn't give less of a fuck anymore

>>35280822
*25 years I've been alive. Sorry if that confused anyone. It also sucks because I always have to tuck it in a retarded way if I wanna walk around the house in pajama pants since I only live with mom and sis. My mom accidentally looked down once for a split second and i wanted to kms.

What you guys need to understand is that women see your dick as big or small. There is no average to them.
If a female does call your dick "average" it's probably small