If dubs, I'll text my oneitis and ask her to tell me to

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>>35276633
Well shit, here I go, boys.

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Any anons lurking? There's no sense in doing this if y'all aren't watching.

C'mon, just one person needs to validate me.

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No takers? Really? I mean, I want to do this, but I want to be ridiculed for it.

>>35276701
VALIDATION GRANTED.

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>>35276718
Blessed day, here I go, is this good?

>>35276718
Are you even lurking, anymore? I promise, I'm very pathetic.

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>>35276633
nigga just do it

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Fucking hell, I need an audience, folks. Is /r9k/ really dead on a Friday night? What else could you fucks doing?

>>35276831
Shit, fuck, thanks. Is >>35276732 good?

Goddammit. Do you guys not fucking keep tabs on the threads you post in? If a faggot falls in the forest, does he make a sound? Come on.

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>>35276853
I would prefer something like
>Hey (oneitis)
>Fuck off
but yes, that message seems good

>>35276633
wait, you want her to tell you to fuck off? What for?

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Yes my friend do it

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>>35276919
Jesus Christ, thank you. What do you mean, though?
>>35276940
Because I have an unhealthy obsession with her that has lasted four years.

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>>35276910
Gonna be honest, I was the first poster, and then after beholding how upset you were getting, decided to respond once and then stop to watch you freak out.

I thought it'd be pretty funny if I responded once then stopped, and it really was, anon. The only reason that I came back now was to behold your freakout, which would have been even better if the other two people didn't respond.

>>35276974
Do it man, I want to see how she responds.

>>35276984
I'm a clinically depressed loser with no belief in love or happiness, just stick around and call me a faggot.

Sure, OP. I'll watch.

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Alrighty then, what now, boys?

>>35276974
Write down everything you don't like about her
I missed a girl I've known for 10 years (tfw anime childhood best friend) but I looked at the list and know why we don't talk anymore. She showed me 4chan.

>>35277117
The things that I dislike in her are the very same things that I hate about myself though.

>>35277117
>She showed me 4chan.
That alone is reason enough to hate her guts.

>>35277095
>what now
Exactly what you suggested, ask her to tell you to fuck off. If she won't do it, start insulting her and making her hate you.

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Okie doke, artichokes, here we go.
Captcha: Needmore Road

Lurking. This could be intersting/disasterous. Can we see a pic?

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Should I just say the truth? I'm on my third cigarette and second cup of coffee.
>>35277230
Nah, I'm paranoid that y'all'll go and track her social media down. She's tall, popular, and beautiful.

>>35277046
You're a winner.

>>35276974
if dubs you tell her about your feelings. Then you cut her off from your life

>>35277278
Just rip the band-aid off mate. Having a oneitis for that long is healthy as fuck. Do you have mutual friends though? You mght seem like a weird asshole.

>>35277278
>NO
>why tho
>teenage girl lolsorandom mentality

I hope this thread is a joke and you didn't actually fall for this bimbo.

>>35277288
Take that back.
The sarcasm hurts more than you just outright saying it.

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>>35277292
im going to reroll until I get things my way

>>35277311
Congratulations, Anonymous!
A winner is you.

>>35277278
You are lowkey fantasizing about letting your feelings spill all dramatically and shit. If you're going to do it, do it in a manly way for god sake.

>>35277310
But, anon. I meant it. You seem like a pretty nice guy, despite your self-esteem issues. I wanted to say something nice.

>>35277295
I don't believe in friends and I am a weird asshole.
>>35277300
Not a joke, and nice dubs.
>>35277311
Congrats.
>>35277320
Manly? What the fuck, I'll do it just to spite you, like a little girl.
>>35277329
Hush, darling.

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>>35277319
you better go through with it, anon. I never reply to these kind of threads. Consider yourself special. Disobey and suffer my wrath

>>35277320
Yeah just keep it simple. Just say you have feelings for her and you need to distance yourself so you can get over them. Don't tell her the stuff like you wonder multiple times a day about how sweaty her buttcrack is and how you want to lick out the jam from between her toes.

>>35277278
Ask her out you flaming queer

>>35277338
Thanks, Anon. Momma always said I had a nice set of dubs.

>>35277346
I'm not OP, you silly willy.

Tell your oneitis your true feelings.

OP gave up like a pussy

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Oh man, this is going to feel good.

Fuck op, bailing on thread

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>>35277496
Eat my dick I almost did.
>>35277516
You can eat my dick, too.

>>35277515
Wew lad. I can feel her awkward confusion from here.

>>35277515
he actually did it, the absolute madman

idgaf this is not original

>>35277515
kek did you actually intend to get her to like you?

you just made it sound like she was doing you a huge disservice by existing and interacting with you

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>>35277542
Yeah, I was going to apologize, but I figured that would be chickenshit.
>>35277550
Ye.
>>35277580
What? No, the point was to drive her away, nimrod.

she obviously has nothing to reply to you. Now is your chance to tell her to fuck off

>>35277515
Wow anon you out and said it, this opens a new chapter from here man i hope you realize.
Alot of good and bad things could come of this.

>>35277515
sorry but i can tell by that 1 text message from her shes atleast 16, you are now officially a creep to her

>>35276633
tell her to ask you to fuck, instead.

OP have you actually tried to get with her?

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>>35277650
Yeah, this is pretty accurate.
>>35277655
I'm hoping that she just won't respond and wil refuse to talk to me from hereon out.
>>35277658
We're both of legal age, but you're not wrong on your second point.
>>35277664
xD
>>35277709
Briefly, but I'm mostly just an autistic creep.

>>35277730
if you're planning on never talking to her again, you should just ask her if she's trying to get sum dicc

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Oh shit, haha, I missed this.

Well, that's it, boys. That's my "fuck off".

>>35277730
>cards on the table, I want to fuck your brains out
Go big or go home.

>>35277754
>>35277763
I've already cut the ties, no sense in salting the wounds.

>>35277761
I'm sorry about this, OP. I know this is kind of what you wanted, but I can't help but feel bad about it. I hope that someday someone actually shows you how worthy you are and make you happy. You'll probably disagree with this idea, but I want it to happen anyway. Good luck, OP.

>>35277761
>Well, that's it, boys. That's my "fuck off".
Her roastie brain is just processing what you've said, she's trying to think of a way to let you down gently while keeping you in her orbit.

>>35277761
if you dont want to seem like a complete weirdo you should tell her that you are saying that for your sake not hers. Otherwise the poor girl will assume its a half assed confession. But she is just a dumb roastie so it really doesnt matter much

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>>35277846
I appreciate the sentiment on some level, but I wholly disagree.
>>35277852
Nah, I think she's glad to have me gone.
>>35277878
There's no hope in saving myself from this. If dubs, I'll say, "lol hahah that was my lil bro haha wats up."

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>>35277945
Hah, fuck, one post off. As shitty as I feel, I expected this and am slowly pulling out of this intentional nosedive.

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oneitises never work out anon
I hope you learned your lesson

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>>35278015
Yeah, I sure did, Vegemite.

>>35277761
She never did respond did she.

>>35278300
this op
did she respond?

She doesn't want to be in a relationship with you because you're too nice to her, that makes you beta. She wants to be treated like shit.