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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:36 Post No. 39626695 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys

Thoughts on this lil painting I did?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:07:26 Post No.39626747
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disappointing

O R I G I N A L O S

OP 2017-09-09 05:17:01 Post No.39626921
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>>39626747
Okay.
Thanks for the comment.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:17:37 Post No.39626932
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I get the feeling you are sexually confused

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:28 Post No. 39626694 [Report] [View this topic]

>HEY DID YA KNOW INTELLIMAGENTS IS GENETIC
>Well, alright, that's shitty, but at least now I know there's no chance of improving myself, so I don't have to strive
>OMG WTF NO YOU LAZY FUCK TRY HARDER DON'T BE A DEGENERATE NEET

Here's a suggestion: How about I punch you in the head until it's nothing but a ragged, bloody stump with three holes?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:10:40 Post No.39626801
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Unintelligent AND violent. I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>39626801
I hope you drop a steak knife on your foot.

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>>39626694
Intelligence is only partially genetic, dumbass

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:01:47 Post No. 39626656 [Report] [View this topic]

So, I'm finally doing it, I'm paying for sex

>realize I spend around $300 over time in food, drinks, and hotel room for one sex with women
>so much effort
>look up girls on backpage
>text 15 of them
>few reply, $250+ and do not host
>find lovely sofia who can host for $200 for 1hr

Really excited friends. What should I wear? Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?

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>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?

god damn confirmed fucking weirdo.

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>>39626656
>What should I wear?
a suit, dress to impress

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>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?
WEW LAD.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:00:44 Post No. 39626638 [Report] [View this topic]

If these two were your only chances for a gf, which one would you choose?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:01:24 Post No.39626651
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:01:24 Post No.39626651 [Report]

Wheelchair, not even close.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:02:40 Post No.39626666 [Report]

The one with the wheels

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:50 Post No.39626701
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:50 Post No.39626701 [Report]

The parralelogram

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tales of dawson and friends greentext 2017-09-09 05:00:03 Post No.39626627
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tales of dawson and friends greentext Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:00:03 Post No. 39626627 [Report] [View this topic]

Im not sure if this story will be long or short

>be me
>11 years old
>in cub scouts
>transfer to boy scouts
>like half the troop is autistic
>theres a kid named dawson
>after the tv show dawsons creek
>fucking hamplanet
>220 pounds (thats what he ADMITTED to)
>he's autistic as fuck
>be youngest in troop so get the duty of sleeping in the same tent as dawson
>first night of my first outing
>lying in tent
>dawson starts talking about catching his own farts on fire by himself and roasting marshmallows on it
>next day
>troop plays zombie tag at this old army base near our campsite
>actually really fun
>enter sam

btw this is my first greentext so this might take a while

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:02:31 Post No.39626664
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>>39626627

>sam is the most autistic kid i've ever met
>spends most of his time muttering unfunny memes to himself
>best friends with dawson
>so anyways
>playing this game
>been going on for a while now
>only a few people are infected
>sam is one of them
>base, called fort flagler is multi level
>sam runs to top where grass is

btw this is a completion of last night

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>>39626627
>sam is running
>slow as fuck though, and even my fatass 11 yr old self could outrun him easily
>running alongside sam just to fuck with him
>sam lunges for me
>i run faster
>sam collapses on ground and doesn't get up
>poke sam
>mutters some gibberish
>asks me to get him his water bottle
>seeing no danger, i agree
>he hungrily gulps down all his water
>no movement for like 10 minutes
>bring troopmates over to laugh about this
>sam fucking leaps up

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:36 Post No.39626696
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>>39626627
>"now that im HYDRATED WATCH OUT" he screams
>he gives a fucking shrek roar

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:59:20 Post No. 39626618 [Report] [View this topic]

Misaki, where are you?
I'm waiting at the park. Satou knew the truth before me.. sitting here is calming.
Hey, I'm listening to music.
Misaki, won't you come? Let's just talk a little.
I really need a friend to talk about my feelings.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:32:15 Post No.39627187
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:32:15 Post No.39627187 [Report]

dont worry, im here.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:34:38 Post No.39627233
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>>39626618
>tfw you know that you'll never find your Misaki, a sweet, introverted, nerdy girl who accepts you for who you are
>tfw you're still waiting for one and getting more depressed each year

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:36:00 Post No.39627254
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misaki is actually a horrible BPD nutcase

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YLYL 2017-09-09 04:57:55 Post No.39626594
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YLYL Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:57:55 Post No. 39626594 [Report] [View this topic]

You fall in love with you lose

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>>39626594
I'm in Iove with her

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your waifu is shit

get on my level.

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>>39626594
>>39626616
>>39626639
mam i'm a criminal

Anonymous
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Women appreciation thread? Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:56:14 Post No. 39626565 [Report] [View this topic]

Women appreciation thread.Get comfy

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:09:20 Post No.39626772
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>>39626565
I wish I had a woman to beat every day. Like, just mercilessly hammer my fist and boot into her ugly fucking mug while she screams and cries.

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>>39626565
my grandma is cool, she always cooks dope food and she knows a lot about geology.

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>>39626772
post women getting beat webms and gif

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:55:20 Post No. 39626548 [Report] [View this topic]

>come home feeling sad, parents don't even notice or give a shit
>doting big sister asks me whats wrong
>she offers to give me a massage
>ends up riding my dick at full speed in the bathroom, lets me cum inside her vagina because its her safe day
>licks the semen that drips out and spreads i over her boobies, letting me even have a taste
>tfw i've been doing this with her at irregular intervals ever since because we love each other and care about each other's feelings

Reminder that none of you will ever experience the true feel of having a loving, protective, older sister who is attentive to your every need.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:56:33 Post No.39626570
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>>39626548
Since when did Naruto have an older sister?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:58:16 Post No.39626599
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>>39626570
Surrogate older sister after the hyuga clan adopted him. Do you even read the manga?

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>>39626599
That never happened you fucking faggot.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:48:03 Post No. 39626421 [Report] [View this topic]

Do people actually enjoy life or is it a meme?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:49:37 Post No.39626444
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>>39626421
It's a huge meme, why do you think most people drink and do drugs?

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>>39626444
fpbp
The "happiest" most absolutely normal person I know that's charismatic as hell and had sex with like 8 girls gets drunk 4-5 times a week, smokes a pack of cigs a day and had a fucking thousand-yard blank stare for a minute when he didn't smoke or drink for a day

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>>39626421
I enjoy life.
~~But only when I'm high.~~

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:47:43 Post No. 39626415 [Report] [View this topic]

>that bittersweet feeling you get when you finally realise you and your crush will never get together
>that happiness of not obsessing over her anymmore
>the blissful apathy of realising you don't give a shit anymore combined with the sadness of knowing you will forever be alone

how's your night going robots?

pic unrelated, I think.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:15:10 Post No.39626884
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I'm afraid I'll never I have that getting and be obsessed over hey for the rest of my life. It didn't help that she likes me as a friend/person too and actively invites me to hang out with her and other mutual friends.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:46 Post No.39627165
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>>39626884
If you're still friends with your crush and you are still wondering if you could ever go out with her you'll never get over her. I'm speaking from experience trust me.

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>>39627165
I had to completely destroy my only friendship cause I couldn't be with her and it was killing me.

It still sucks a month after but I hope it gets better.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:47:14 Post No. 39626408 [Report] [View this topic]

>Teacher, anon is taking pictures of us

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:51:11 Post No.39626468
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>>39626408
>Give me your phone anon
>Are you deleting the pictures?

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>>39626408
Why are you taking pictures of your teacher?

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>>39626474
>Nice reading comprehension

Original bolhinal

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Blackhead and zit smells 2017-09-09 04:33:18 Post No.39626189
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Blackhead and zit smells Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:33:18 Post No. 39626189 [Report] [View this topic]

Greetings, robots
Have you boys ever payed some attention to the fragrances your body oils produce (besides the horrible sweat/cum crust)?
I swear mine right now smells like cheetos, despite I haven't eaten them in a while.
Describe us your smell in food terms

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:36:22 Post No.39626250
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that picture is of sebaceous filaments if anyone was wondering.
why are you bringing up cum scent f this is supposed to be about zits.

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>>39626189
actually yes. even though I take showers every day I smell like arizona green tea. I do drink it a lot but I don't think that matters?

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>>39626250
>sebaceous filaments

Is that the scientific name for blackheads?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:32:33 Post No. 39626177 [Report] [View this topic]

>chad dormmate has sex loudly while I'm in the room trying to sleep

>start masturbating loudly when he's trying to sleep

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:33:43 Post No.39626198
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>>39626177
>not masturbating loudly while he's having sex

lol pleb

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>>39626177

how do you masturbate loudly ? I don't get it

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>>39626200
>how do you masturbate loudly ?

grunting, moaning, shaking the bed etc

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:25:31 Post No. 39626076 [Report] [View this topic]

Does columbine still give anyone else chills?

Something about this one still makes me uneasy almost 20 years later. The whole "early, brisk spring morning" thing with kids just naturally attending school, unsuspecting of anything unusual. The vibes I get from it really creep me out.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:33:58 Post No.39626205
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Why this school shooting in particular?

The Breivik shooting is spookiest to me. Be young teen out on fieldtrip to nice island. Fucking amateur commando arrives and proceeds to play an nonconsensual most dangerous game with everyone on the island. Oh, and also same amateur commando just set off a large explosive outside a government building an hour or two before.

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>back into a corner
>he misses 30 times before killing you

Most painful death desu

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:47:17 Post No.39626409
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>tfw googling colombine always brings up the massacre

They tainted it.

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