tales of dawson and friends greentext

>>39626627

>sam is the most autistic kid i've ever met
>spends most of his time muttering unfunny memes to himself
>best friends with dawson
>so anyways
>playing this game
>been going on for a while now
>only a few people are infected
>sam is one of them
>base, called fort flagler is multi level
>sam runs to top where grass is

btw this is a completion of last night

>>39626627
>sam is running
>slow as fuck though, and even my fatass 11 yr old self could outrun him easily
>running alongside sam just to fuck with him
>sam lunges for me
>i run faster
>sam collapses on ground and doesn't get up
>poke sam
>mutters some gibberish
>asks me to get him his water bottle
>seeing no danger, i agree
>he hungrily gulps down all his water
>no movement for like 10 minutes
>bring troopmates over to laugh about this
>sam fucking leaps up

>>39626627
>"now that im HYDRATED WATCH OUT" he screams
>he gives a fucking shrek roar

>>39626627
>fast forward to end of game
>we get back to entrance
>dawson brang a fucking bag of cookies on this activity
>sam growls
>i want one
>dawson doesnt give
>sam forgets about it
>sam looks at water bottle
>sam sees its empty
>forgets that he drank it
>gets REALLY angry because he thinks that someone drank it
>spends the whole hike back making threats
>everybody makes fun of him
>i feel kinda bad for this tard
>only kinda
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>>39626627

>enter elliot
>elliot is my age, from the same cub scout pack
>make fun of him a lot for being a tard
>hes still my friend
>we get back
>everyone is playing with sticks
>he tries to wrestle a stick from the most fucking muscular guy in our troop
>ohshit.jpg
>elliot gets whacked
>screams "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs
>starts crying and runs into forest
>everybody dismisses him
>continue stick fighting
>sam goes into forest to find elliot
>fast forward an hour or two
>they come back
>elliot and sam are now one

>now its summer camp, called camp parsons
>in the same car as elliot and dawson to drive there as a carpool

>>39626887

>we are on the ferry to get to the camp because its across the puget sound from us
>dawson finishes his giant can of pringles
>reaches for pistachio bag
>starts eating

>>39626908
>his dad, stan, says dont eat too many of those or youll throw up again
>again

>>39626987

Btw it will be important later that at this point in time i was natsoc and went on 4chan often

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>in dining hall
>dawson is talking with some other troop
>up runs fat white kid in a kimono
>he has a fucking katana in his hand
>challenges dawson-san to a fight
>dawson accepts
>mfw dawson get fucking destroyed by a fat weaboo

>we have a couple hour of free time
>me, black friend cj, brother, and sam playing card game
>sam doesnt understand rules
>laugh at sam with bro and cj
>tell sam a bunch of bullshit rules
>sam gets confused
>cj makes a joke
>sam tells him to shut up
>is it because hes black i shout
>cj plays along
>starts climbing on tree
>i say you just think hes a monkey!
>sam gets mad b/c muh nonracism
>cj starts swinging
>kid named preston throws rock at tree
>are you trying to hit the negroe fucking monkey in the tree
>preston gets self righteous and says all of my friends are black
>good laugh ensues

>me brother and friend michael playing with alchohol based sunscreen in aerosol can and lighter
>temp troop leader said we could
>spray some on the ground in bathroom
>light it
>looks cool as fuck
>michaels friend texts him and tells him to make a swastika
>ok with us
>it looks really good when it burns
>michael gets video
>next day
>shitstorm ensues when we realized that it left a massive swastika on bathroom floor
>im still feeling consequences from that

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