So, I'm finally doing it, I'm paying for sex >realize

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>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?

god damn confirmed fucking weirdo.

>>39626656
>What should I wear?
a suit, dress to impress

>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?
WEW LAD.

Where is this? Burgerland? Hope you won't get arrested. I feel sorry for people in the "land of the free" who can't even enjoy legal prostitution.

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>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?
Well anon, at least you're a confirmed robot

>>39626698
I'm already wearing one for work, I was gonna change into t-shirt and jeans, but I could keep the suit. I'm just afraid her place will smell of hooker and stick to my work clothes

Just be prepared for the possibility her pictures are 10 years and 40 pounds ago.

>>39626756
>smell of hooker
Dude. What.

>>39626656
Nice. I have always wanted to do it but it seems like such a hassle. The worst part is having to interact with another person. Dreamscenario would be that she just lies silent and motionless on the bed the whole time, and that I don't have to talk to her at all. Are there prostitutes who does that?

>>39626736
>>39626691
I just wanted to set the mood you know? I know I'm awkward so I thought we could watch an episode of the office US, loosen up with Dwight antics and then when the whole jim/pam romance gets on screen, it helps set the move and I kiss her or something

>>39626656
I hope you reverse googled the number, and/or her pics. Otherwise, you deserve to get busted, or robbed.

What timezone are you in so I can come back and read your update?
Plz make update thread l.

>>39626771
I'm sure you can say you have a "freeze time" or "sex doll" fetish aND they can do it

>>39626780
This is a great idea anon, I highly recommend it

>>39626656
I hope it's all safe, the girl is nice enough and you enjoy your time anon. Godspeed anon

And don't bring your laptop, but do bring your own condom

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>>39626780
I second this. This will totally work anon, no idea why I hadn't thought of this before.

>>39626730
Muh freeedumb!!!

So glad that I can walk a few hundred metres down the road and get a 20 min session for AUD$90

>>39626806
Nice, thanks! I will try and find someone then.

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>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?
Fucking lol

>cheaps out on a hooker

Enjoy jail time

>>39626656
Good memories of the Sheraton, enjoy anon.

>>39626771
They literally take money to get fucked in all their holes. You don't think one would be willing to just shut up for extra?

>>39626656
before you get naked, check the bathroom and under the bed, closets, etc. her pimp will fuck you up. don't take your computer, are you fucking stupid? dont bring more than 20 bucks above what the whore asked you.

>>39626877
I thought such a request would scare them away. That they would think I'm a serial killer or something if I wanted to do something necrophilia-related.

>>39626853
That's cheap. Where is this? I had a 1 hour session once in Sydney for $350.

>>39626780
Anon, you sly dog. How do you need a prositute if you're so good at makin moves? I wish i was able to think of smooth stuff like that.

what does "host" mean?

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>>39626764
>>39626783
Thanks for the heads up, I didn't think of that. I found some kind of hooker review website, she had 7 reviews, 4 positive (exactly as pics, very accomodating, opens the door in very revealing lingerie, etc) and 3 negative (not what she looked on pics, she advertised as Latina but is actually black, upselling, didn't show up on time).

For $200 I think I'd still go for it, i have very vanilla tastes on my mind right now.

Another girl replied, this bimbo looking mongolian, $300 the hour. Kinda too much no?

>>39626853
Isn't 20 minutes way too little?

>>39627028
Black women have higher rates of stds, i dont know if that carries over to escorts/hookers, but it probably do.

I've never goten any joy out of a warm hooker hole or paid for affection. Good luck anon.

>>39626766
You know like coconut oil and sweat

>>39627028
drop her

oginal

>>39626795
It's 1:30pm now, so I'll update in 7 hours I guess

>>39627097
Like not go? Why ;_;

>>39626656
>Paying for sex with a bag of STD, to hand her more money for her leeching
Why don't you own a doll? It's a far better investment.

>>39627158
I'm married, and sex with wife is basically with a sex doll at this point so I'm looking for a girl to fuck me for a change

Don't forget to pick her up a gift basket

>>39627230
Oh man really? From like lush or where?

>>39627208
>Getting married.
Oh boy enjoy being assraped in your divorce when your wife will find out you're fucking with whores behind her back. You'll get busted, mark my words.

>>39627020
Anyone?
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>>39626780
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Anon you got me confused at the laptop part, but now it makes sense. This sounds like a great idea. If I were you I would ask something like "so, is this on the house?". Just to show how much you valued your time together. Plus, putting on a TV show makes it more than a simple sex act, it turns it into something special. She might actually be offended if you offer to pay after that. Do it anon!

>>39627281
a hooker hosting means she has a place for you to fuck her

>>39627281
It means they have a place where you can meet like a hotel room. A lot of these girls seem to be on tour, spending time at different cities, kinda like the escorts character from firefly.

Some of the ads I saw where "your place only" meaning they don't host, so I have to give them my address or pay for the hotel room myself.

>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?
Anon whatever you do don't do that.
She'll know you're a first time pussy. She might use this to leverage more money out of you.
Like if you don't pay double her rate some big black pimp is gonna fuck you up (regardless of whether or not she actually has one)

You just need to go in and make small talk. Then tell her to shut the fuck up and start sucking your cock

>>39626853
This, I can drive to next town and buy some action for as low as 20 yuropoors, no joke. It's mostly nigs though.

>>39626656
>>39627028
If you're really getting into this life, then don't sell yourself short or settle. And be prepared to spend 260-300/HR for a good service. Find a girl that you think is attractive, check her reviews, and become a regular. The really legit cuties usually have a tumblr or instgram page where they update with current photos. At least they'll have a website explaining their services. Bring wine when you go to see her for more than an HR.

Also, if you go to the hotel room and you really don't like her looks or her smells (?), you don't have to go into that room.

>>39627028
>saw your ad on backpage
>Ok where did u find me

No wonder she's a proustite

>>39628355
>tell her to shut the fuck up

Don't do this unless you have established being rude as part of your play. Treat the person with respect, and it can really pay off for you in the long run.

Also, realize that even though you've paid for an HR, once you cum there's a good chance that you're going to have to clean up and leave. Check with her though, she might be cool and let you have another go in that HR block

I am 23yo virgin. I am thinking about doing the same this month.

>>39628533
yeah I mean not literally "shut the fuck up" but be clear about wanting to get to business.
Sometimes I forget how literal everyone takes this board

>>39627028
>300 for an hour
Holy shit.
Goddamn I love living in SE Asia.

>>39628597
Exact. In my country I pay 1:3 of this price.

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>>39626656
>Do I bring my laptop so we can watch a show?
ANON!

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First off

> so much effort

Yeah man, no lies there takes a lot to try and be out there. More power to you dude.

I guessing you're KHV so spend everything you can to keep the experience worth a damn. keep it simple, forget about us, the world, everyone and and don't lie about inexperience. If you haven't already, tell the girl you're inexperienced/virgin. Worst case she'll at least factor that in and make sure to avoid putting you on the spot and best case you might even get a discount but please don't pretend you know wtf you're doing with an experienced whore, they'll know.

Otherwise forget the laptop/distractions. You might fuck up and not get hard or generally lose your shit. Even when that happens, you have the money, you call the shots and you made the arrangement. Get comfortable and ask for a hug or wtf ever for a GFE(girlfriend experience) setting if you need it. If you can't go beyond that nothing will change the fact that you can relax, save and try again.

t.cyborg with sex experience but too broken for a simple hug.

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Guys these prices are unreal, 100 bucks for a HALF HOUR bj in my car. What.
She won't even send me a pic

>>39626656
>getting a plain old escort

>not getting a nuru body 2 body massage with a opps slip and fuck

coulda been better

>>39626780
Maybe a bit slower man you might just freak her out. Bottle of wine and candles and your golden :^)