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Is there any fate worse than being skinny-fat?
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>>35999278
I guess being actually fat.
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>>35999554
>Actually being fat
>Auschwitz mode and 7' tall
>Manlet
That dude isnt even skinny fat, he is just skinny, but not anorexic. In the end being skinnyfat does not matter, since a girl has most likely already decided that she is gonna fuck you when the clothes come off. So as long as you are not so fat that people notice it through your clothes, you are fine.
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>>35999278
Is THAT what skinnyfat is? Damn, I guess I'm just regular fat. I have way more of a gut than that but my upper body is similar.
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Let me give you a run down about her. She is a slut who had me at 18. She is the sole reason I'm pro-choice. I'm hoping more whores that got knocked up at her age and would become shitty parents would abort their kids as opposed to bringing them up miserably. She is 33 or something now and is single, haven't having her pussy raided in the last 8 years. Of course, know that the last of her eggs are being destroyed by the body she's constantly in an angry state. She reminds me constantly about how pathetic I am about about how I suck the last fucking slivers of joy out of her mind and how horribly unproud she is that I fell from her womb.
I want to kill this lady. Since she has no love in her life, besides possibly her own parents, and I would rather sit on this computer I am on now for the rest of my life than spend one more fucking day with her, she has cats to add some bonding to her spirit. She speaks to these two cats like she would a room mate. Asking them how they were, how their days have been, and if they're hungry constantly. God forbid one of them meows back in response; thus ushering in an hour of goo-goo'ing while I mutter at her uselessness from the other room.
If my computer could pay the bills, I'd kill my mom.
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>>35999237
Nice blog post, kid. I'm sure she's just aa thrilled to have a whiny attention whoring brat for kid. You're a perfect match.
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>>35999237
>underage baby whining
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>33 - 18 = ?
Get out kiddo.
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It's going to be a shitpost.
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36 millionth post wait thread?
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>>35999232
>It's going to be a shitpost.
Isn't that all /r9k/ is?
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S4S is gonna steal it im fucking calling it
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>need cash
>don't want to be a wagie
>really need cash
What are some tolerable part time jobs for robots?
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you have a driving license?
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>>35999258
Yeah, the standard one. Not a CDL or anything
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>>35999325
I liked to work at a rental car company.
I did it at the airport so I did not even had to clean the cars. I just had to check them, change parking slot or drive to a different station and change the car.
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>that time my thread got 300 replys
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>that time your thread got 400 replies and you were supposed to pray for everyone in the thread to get a gf but you still haven't prayed yet and don't know if you ever will
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>that time my shit birthday /soc/ thread got 500+ replies over a week
nobody ruins /r9k/ like I do
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dis one will have too
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weird shit we did as kids
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i'll kick it off
>would watch a horror movie or some shit and get scared to leave my room and take 2 steps to the bathroom, so i'd piss on the carpet in the corner of my room. i did this probably 10-15 times. it was dry by morning and never got cleaned. the home was sold like that
>i would try to initiate sex games with literally all of my friends, male or female. by the time i was 18 i had sucked probably 9 dicks, played with 5 different pussies and had my cock in probably 6 different mouths and 3 different assholes
>i would eat my boogers and not even be aware of it, i did it in front of people and didn't learn to hide that shit until i was like 11. i still eat my fucking boogers
>would scrape the flesh off the inside of my nasal cartilege and eat the scabs as they form and snort the blood clots into my mouth and suck on them
>i would jerk off into my mom's panties, i stopped at like 15 and regret this one the most.
>anywhere i went, i would piss on the floors, break soap dispensers off the walls, break doors, throw food and drinks around etc. i stopped doing this at like 16
>my first orgasm was in another dude's hand, i was like 11
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>>35999078
when i was in like 8th grade I had detention, it was about an hour after school ended and I decided to go use the bathroom. I went into the girl's bathroom and rooted through the trash, sniffed some used pads and tampons, and sniffed the toilet seats.
what the fuck was wrong with my brain
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I'd hide behind the couch and turn socks inside out and run my balls using the sock like a glove.
If anyone questioned what I was doing I'd tell them I'm "having a circus"
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>>35999650
how old were you when you did this? when did you stop and why? was it some kind of sex thing?
so many questions
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Yo neet white boy which one you wanna borrow?
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>>35999074
Gravity rush monica, all the others I have or are 2gay4me
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None of them you filthy nigger. I've already finished them all.
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>>35999110
Nigga you a fag
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I'm honestly speechless
Some loner in our class hung himself, he had zero friends
Well, his mother came to the school and people held a memorial
As I walked past this Asian girl said, with a straight face, "[name] had so many friends, he was such a happy guy"
She straight up lied to the mothers face
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>>35999049
Im glad im somehow down to earth.
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>memorializing a zero
for what purpose, for what indulgence
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>>35999049
it's good the asian girl lied, wtf should she do, write a fucking novel on all the shit the poor bastard went through before he killed himself? you fucking high horse riding jesus' moral compass faggot grow up the truth is too much to bear, especially for the mother of a child who killed himself
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Why are normies such assholes?
Robots are ostracized everywhere, so we create our own space to wallow in our own misery, and now they can't just leave us alone. They just have to come here a fuck shit up, why can't they just leave us alone?!NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE!!!!
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>>35999041
Because they are misreable!
If it wasn't true, why do they go out to parties every weekend, and when its over, they go looking for more?
Why do they do drugs and drink in excess?
Why are they always smoking cigarettes?
They are unhappy, thats why they come here and shame us for hating women and society...
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>>35999041
Thank Pol for this one
After the election this place got way too mainstream
Actual robots are going to wiz, great place you should go
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>>36001761
that looks like a guy
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Elliot Rodger is the patron saint of /r9k/
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>>35999005
He looks like he was happy. Someone must have really gone too far with bullying him.
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>>35999005
He was a pussy ass rich kid who took for granted every thing he ever got.
He could of retired and never worked a day in his life and been happy had he not been an edgly little whiney ass bitch.
Fuck him.
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>>35999102
You sound salty because you are poor yourself.
Jealous little cunt
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you gotta eat a vegetable
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>>35998954
drink up friend
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>potatoes
>lettuce
>onion
>tomato ketchup
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>>35999030
that doesn't count maN
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Has a girl ever actually laughed at/made fun of your dick?
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>>35998953
Nope, I've only been with two girls and they both had feelings for me before we started dating and fugging.
4.5in by the way
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>>35998953
my current gf thinks im small with my 6.5in
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Forgot who said it best, but it went like this. "For one night stand, yeah bigger is better, but for long loving relationship, it doesn't really matter"
Ofcourse being bigger then 4 inches Minimum, no girl wants a micropenis.
Is anyone else here paranoid about fucking everything?
I am pretty sure I am on the verge of a fucking panic attack.
All I do is fucking worry constantly about everything.
I worry about something new every couple of weeks. For example, debts, becoming fat (I am anorexic now), getting disease, getting attacked etc
This last few weeks has been the worst in my life. I started worrying about fucking climate change and now I iterally have spent weeks scared shitless about rising temperatures, methane in the poles etc. I've had to book the next few days off work because I am increasingly nervous and shaking and can't do my job.
I've spent the last few days standing outside writing down how hot it feels and worrying. I've been measuring the time it takes ice to melt. I even fucking farted into a bottle then filled it with water and sealed it in the freezer to try and test how ice will release methane in the arctic. I am getting so scared of this shit, I feel the entire world is doomed.
I'm scared of everything that will be lost when climate change kicks in. I am fat so the food especially. No more honey, no more chocolate, no more curry spices. I don't want to live in that world
How the FUCK do I calm myself down? I do this so often about so many things. I've been trying to calm myself down by sending messages to chocolate companies asking for guarentees that climate change won't harm supply but they haven't responded so far. Has anyone tried to meditate?
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>>35998932
pic is emails to chocolate companies
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Have you tried therapy?
>>35998949
>what will you do when the Chocolate hustle is over Russel Stover
I died, maybe you're better off like this OP.
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>>35998949
>I am an obese man who has eaten 2 jars of nutella this week
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Hello robots, I need tour help please.
A week ago someone hit me a lot, later that day my cheeks were swolen, both of them. The next two days they looked worse, which is obvious and normal. However, now, a week later my face looks a lot better but it's still a little bit swolen and it's not hard to notice. I didn't apply ice/cold or took pills right away, I started to use cold and pills like three days after what happened. Is it posible that my face will stay the way it is now? It wasn't really that bad and I didn't think it was a big deal, but I read that normally your face goes back to normal after two or three days so now I'm concerned.
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May take a bit longer for you, just wait some more
Or else if you are scared that something serious might have happend go visit a doctor
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How the fuck does even anyone get beaten up in a fight? From my experience everyone I fought was more of afraid of me than I was afraid of them.
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>>35998969
Not everyone can be a navy seal with 300 confirmed kills like you, anon :^)
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>be me
>playing with my vagoo
>suddenly get a craving for tendies
>angrily scream and kick until that dumb whore of a mother responds
>she eventually walks in, tired, after FUCKING FIFTEEN SECONDS
>"What the hell do you want sweetie, it's 3 in the morning..."
>"what do you want", it's almost as if she doesn't care for my wellbeing
>"I WANT TENDIES, MOTHER, AND I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL I ACQUIRE THEM"
>"But it's 3am, and I've got to go to work tomorrow, I can't make you chicken tenders at the moment sweetheart"
>thefuckingnerveofthisslut.rtf
>grab used tampons from my special good girl box
>angrily begin throwing them at her
>"WHERE ARE MY TENDIES? GET THEM NOW BEFORE I CALL CHILD SERVICES YOU EVIL ABUSIVE WITCH, YOU'RE WORSE THAN FATHER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"Come on Victoria, you're 22 years old, maybe it's time to move out and get a job, you're far too old for this kind of immature behaviour"
>my righteous rage only intensifies
>a tampon then lands in her eye
>mummy runs out screaming
>cry and go to sleep, tendieless and hungry
>wake up nice and early at 2pm
>apparently mother is at hospital, she may be blind in one eye or something
That's what that fucking whore gets for being abusive and not feeding her sweet little princess when she is asked to
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>>35998910
no one cares about your shit thread unless tits are posted with timestamp
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>>35998910
9/11 wld read again, well done OP