Has a girl ever actually laughed at/made fun of your dick?

>>35998953
Nope, I've only been with two girls and they both had feelings for me before we started dating and fugging.
4.5in by the way

>>35998953
my current gf thinks im small with my 6.5in

Forgot who said it best, but it went like this. "For one night stand, yeah bigger is better, but for long loving relationship, it doesn't really matter"

Ofcourse being bigger then 4 inches Minimum, no girl wants a micropenis.

>>35998953
No girl will ever see my dick.

so no

>>35998953
Nope. Also girls after bad breakups will always make fun of a guy's penis size and spread it around, even if its 8 inches.
>>35999012
Your gf is an idiot.

>>35999093
This robro knows whats up.
Only one ex of mine claimed I was small, but she is a big hoe so I wouldnt be surprised if I was the smallest she had.

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>>35999071
>>35999093
>>35999146
>this is what dicklets actually believe
Originally pathetic

>>35998953

We're all thinking it, so I'll say it. That wasn't savage at all. Probably also a lie.

I remember when James Deens ex tried to say he has a small dick, like anyone could just check the internet and find out she was a lying bitch.

>>35999174
It was a lie, her ex is also an internet celebrity and he posted a video showing his dick through his underwear, looked bigger than average.

>>35999093
Sweens here tryna get 360000000

It was so small that she was with him for a long time with no complaints, sounds legit.

>Alexis Ren

Her looks have already started draining, you can tell. The fact that she had a three day fucking rant between using things like fuckboi and small dick is hilarious. Hell the dude even posted his dick just to prove he didn't.

Women are vindictive bitches when they get spurned.
>>35999071
I remember a bunch of pornstars had like a good indication of dick size. Like two hands was porn star big, a hand and a half covering a dick was normal, a single hand covering it was small. Most of them agreed on it.

>>35999216

Chads are usually well hung, good genetics come in packs.

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>>35999161
>dick in hand
>types

>>35999161
I'm sitting at 6.8 inches, the anon is right. One of my exes went around spreading that I had a 3 inch dick to the entire university. In short, she never got into many parties after that and tons of people made fun of her, especially when she tried the same shit with the bf after me.

>>35998953
No. I talked to a girl once over skype and she told me she didn't like dicks bigger than six inches because they hurt

>>35998953
Any guy who would fuck that disgusting, superficial slut deserves to be publicly humiliated like that.
Gross.

ROASTIES BTFO
/OUR GUY/ JAY SLAYING THEM HOES
https://twitter.com/jayalvarrez/status/834425772290871296

I am somewhere between 6.5 - 7.0 inches depending on how turned on I am, I have accepted the fact that I am small/average-ish. But I don't think I am so small that any non whore would run out of the room laughing or turn down sex. Guess I will just have to learn other ways to give a woman an orgasm, like using my mouth. It is what it is, not gonna kill myself over it. Sucks though.

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Nope I don't show it to girls

>>35999334
has to be troll

Most girls won't laugh at you or make fun of you if you are at the point of being naked together. If you're small enough that she changes her mind about sex she'll just give an unrelated excuse to save your feelings and talk shit about you later. I once was in that situation and told him I didn't feel ready when really it's because his dick was 3 inches hard. It looked worse because he was tall.

>>35999334
>6.5-7
>small/average

Please be a troll, for the love of god, please be a troll.

>>35999334
yeah im 7.5 and thats seriously average for white males.

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>>35999629
Can confirm. 8.5 inches here and been laughed out of bed 3 times. Most are content but I've never really wowed a girl.

I mean. I've never gotten that far with a girl. But I think it would be hot if she laughed at my dick and then made me stroke it for her while she makes fun of my dick and how it will never please a woman.

>>35999639
In reality.

>she's already naked
>sees his dick
>still fucks him regardless
>if it really is pitiful she'll just never contact him again and talk about it to her friends
>if it isn't pitiful she'll have fun and go about her life

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>>35998953
>in class
>at age 13 everyone was sending dick pics and fucking each other
>get put in a seating plan next to one of the slags in my year
>feel left out because I am hearing about all the guys shes fucked
>constantly on her phone under the table
>have to do something to entertain her
>get my cock as hard as possible
>it veers off to the left in my trousers with a visible outline
>I grab it with my hand and say "oh heres my cock" casually
>I say its flaccid because it was only 4.5 inches when hard
>she says "thats a bit small" and then goes back to her phone
>feel sad

>>35999781
Are you serious? No person in their right mind is going to have sex with a small penis unless they're already in a 9 year relationship and she cannot escape.

>>35999371
>>35999441
No he's right
If you're under 7 you'll get laughed out of the room in some cases

For that to happen, you actually need to *show* a girl your dick. So no. It hasn't.

>>35999828
Define small, please, define how many inches small is. Also don't use flaccid sizes either because a flaccid dick doesn't matter at fucking all.

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Can't be more true, op. Im 9.5 and have been afraid of showing myself to any of my girlfriend's. All through highschool I was pantsed and called baby dick by teachers and students alike. I don't know why I haven't eaten a fucking bullet yet... I guess I'm in love with the pain.

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>>35999871
Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that today.

>>35999977
True average size is 5.5 inches (Google it), so anything smaller than that is technically small.

Most women have seen bigger than average dicks though, so they'll compare you to those and categorize you as "one of the smaller ones" even if you're perfectly average.

>>36000317
The average is actually more like 5.1 actually with a girth of 4.6.

Also no, most women haven't had a bigger than average dick, there is a reason the term average exists. Like 6.3+, in reality like 4-5/100 people have a dick bigger than that. I think its more like 25/100 are even at 6 inches.

Women can't tell the size of something. Its a biological feature of theirs revolving around depth perception and spatial awareness. 5 inches to them is like 6.5-7. 7 inches to them is like a foot. A light is like 4-5 (its actually 3). Women don't know shit about size.

With that said, a dick too big is going to hurt quite a lot of women and they're gonna have an issue giving blowjobs. Yes, obviously nobody wants a 3 inch dick, but that's nearly just as rare as the 6.3+ shit.

>>36000401
>tfw 6.5 inch kielbasa
Pissed it's not 7 but that would make pant boners even more awkward.

>>36000401

I am italian, our national average is 6.5, so even a 7 incher is only a little bigger than average. In the congo and other parts of africa, 7 is average. I'm sorry man.

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>>35998953
>Guy breaks up with girl
>Her ego is hurt
>Wants to get back somehow
>"I know, I'll tell people his dick is small!"
Do girls actually think people won't see through them?

>>36000461
>I am italian
Stopped reading there, post pictures of your spaghetti sauce.

>>36000401
look, I have a 7 inch dick, should be "big" right? the only girl who thought it was big was chinese ( not americanized ), any american girl that has seen it either didn't react or said it was average. im not even that insecure about it anymore but the dicks that your normal western women see skew much larger than the actual average, so there is a big perception gap. Women expect men with larger dicks

>>36000461
There is not a single country on this planet with a proper scientific study with the average being over 6 inches. Not a single legit one. Note the word legit.
>>36000514
7 inches is hardly anywhere close to average. Like I said, girls can't tell the size of things, its a biological feature.

>>36000514
The average in the USA is 5 inches.

My stepsister did when I was a youngling. We were in sauna and she saw my tiny peepee. She said "Wow, your peepee is really small".
I awkwardly responded that it does get bigger if I touch it. Complete silence ensued. That was the last time we went to sauna together.

is 6 inches below average?

>>36000480
yes

euwoifnwo

>>35998953
When I was a teenager I used to anonymously send girls from the internet dick pics. It was only 2 girls though, one liked it and asked for more (Swedish girl from Europe), the other one (American highschoor in summer school) said "awwwww it's so cute and small". I responded with "I didn't think 6.5 was small", and she said yea I guess so. Ever since then I stopped because of how stupid it was

>>36000401
>Also no, most women haven't had a bigger than average dick, there is a reason the term average exists
That'd be how it works if all men had an equal chance of having sex with all women. I'm sure the guy with a 9 incher is more likely to have sex with dozens of women than the guy who's 3 inches erect.

>>35998953
every ex-gf will say you have a small dick, just to spite you. doesnt matter

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>>36000609
That could have escalated in a lot of ways.

>5.5
>MAY have sex with roastie
how hard will it hit pooland btw

>>35999161
>stranger has disconnected
HAHAHAHA

>>35998953

is that the same guy that had that ferrari and was a surfer lol

>>35999814
>"oh heres my cock" casually
If we didn't live in a time where the worst that'd happen to me would be a sex offense, not an ass whupping, I would love to get wasted and say that to random girls at a bar

>>35999334

sometimes i look at mine and wish it was just over 8 then i would be truly big

In middle school there was this girl who kept touching my dick through my pants and since she was popular she spread rumors that I was always horns and erect. I hate women all my experiences with them are damaging I'm gonna be the strongest wizard out

>>35998953
Outside of "girls" on /r9k/ and /soc/ no, but then no ones ever actually seen it