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There are plenty of cuckolds out there.

>>36335701
I don't have respect for them. I just want a normal guy.

You the type of ugly bitch that asks if I'll share you with/ my friends

>>36335616
This is true. All other codifiers are irrelevant. I wish you nothing but the best, brother.

>>36335616
Isn't that Christian? He fucks ugly cross dressing men 90 percent of the time.

>>36335694
He looks like Christian but I don't think it's him. I only watch his videos with cute black shemales.

>>36335523

but, does "she" have a feminine penis?

>>36336742
expect that's where the milk comes from laddo

She is like 5ft. With an avg body (apart from the milking factory). You can find her insta and facebook page with very little research. She is married and has a baby. Some of her vids show really nice cleavage. Those milkers and accent make me Graphene.

Abstinence from masturbation gives me severe anxiety.

you want to play with them for me?

I haven't masturbated since....I don't even know when was the last time. But I think it was in March.

I'm a male, 25, virgin and wizard in training. I actually feel better when I don't masturbate.

Once in a while I get the urge and do it but then I feel like shit for all the subsequent week. My mood totally changes for the worst.

All the real stuff has like +6 replies and then gets archived. Most of the shit threads get 300+ replies because they are proven methods of obtaining replies. I guess people just like replying to bait.

Yeah it used to be full of cool talk about real shit. science/tech/politics/etc. Strict enforcement on not replying to personal blog and lonely threads.

Then we started replying to personal blog and lonely threads and now here we are.

>>36335440
>Yeah it used to be full of cool talk about real shit. science/tech/politics/etc.

I think most of the people who liked to talk about those things went to dedicated boards.
I'd do the same but I'm always concerned about unknowingly breaking some unwritten rule and getting a site-wide ban from some sperg mod.

>>36335410
Differences should be assessed by their effect and impact, not by number.

>Why should someone with black skin be treated different just because he has black skin.
If the only difference between races was skin colour, there'd be far less "racism".

>>36335410
because intelligence in social, financial, and academic areas is lesser statistically.

individuals still shouldn't be treated based on group characteristics. But if a person looks to fit their group stereotype then I don't think thats racist at all, thats seeing that the guy coming up to you is fucking sketchy looking.

>>36335410
Stop drinking from plastic bottles and eating soy.

>>36335377
Faster-than-light movement is possible. Watch as she physically transforms from a refugee loving SJW to a hardcore nationalist.

Pro tip: you can't watch. It happens too quick to be observed.

You would have been arrested for a hate crime for daring to interfere anyway, especially if you're a white male (which you should be if you're here) You did the right thing.

>>36335848

This. Evil WHITE MALE who thinks he owns women and wants to stop her free choice to partake in the cultural enrichment with brown people.

post flaccid dick pics or armpit

>>36335355
Yes u tard. Why even ask.

>>36335393
I'm a robot and I'm really really shy about my body

I've done those things.

It mostly feels like "I wish this would finish so I can go home".

>>36335341
If you feel comfortable, it is literally the best feeling in the world.

If you aren't, it is literally the worst feeling in the world.

>>36335341
>having sleepovers in adulthood

Unless you're a relationship and/or there is some fucking involve, I don't see the point of this.

Sorry but if you knew me you wouldn't say that. I have no worth hence why no human being bothers to interact with me unless they're forced to.

>>36335336

Not OP but you have worth. Your well being is an end in itself.

you 'care' in the same way that people 'care' about animals - In an abstract, large-scale view that doesn't help anything. I don't desire platitudes, just small-scale, actual care.

If meaningless, scattershot platitudes were enough to make anyone actually feel better, motivational posters would be in vogue and bridges wouldn't need signs with suicide hotlines on them.

Shut the fuck up. What am I supposed to do? It's not my fucking fault that I was born with a 4.9" penis. I didn't have any fucking say in the matter when the kike-washed doctor cut off my fucking foreskin. It's all fucking bullshit.

According to sex toys and shit, plenty of women use 5" and lower dildos and stuff, it's not like it actually fucking matters anyway.

Actually nearly everyone in hentai has a sugoi ohki penis

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>>36335296
This kills the dicklet

I should invent a post filter that can block posts with images by color palate. I hate looking at these retarded fucking frogs every damn day, and it's a lot easier to figure out how to work with computer vision libraries than try to find and kill all of you fucking frogposters.

>>36335247
I hope I die, but thanks, Apu.

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>>36335276

>implying you have the intellect to do that

Pic related is you.

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>>36335239
>Living in mainland China will make you normal

kek, good luck op.

>>36335239
Do you have any idea how your grandparents would go about "making you normal again"?

>>36335239
faai di sei

Ask them to aim for my head, and thank them.

nothing, its just a drawing

>>36335229
ask for a spare gun, I want to join them

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>>36335152
>be lesbian
>have gf
>gf constantly cheats on you with men
>gf says sorry every time and that she was drunk and didn't know any better
>be browsing porn one day
>see qt3.14 but she's banging a dude so you almost scroll past it
>notice it's your gf
>notice that the release of the porn was last week
>confront gf
>she tells you she's leaving you for a chad and she's pregnant

>mfw I know someone who went through this

the answer is yes.

>>36335219
>letting your bitch go to the club alone
I don't know what anyone was expecting.

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Why the fuck wouldn't they be able to.