>Dicklets can't escape from the fact that they're

Shut the fuck up. What am I supposed to do? It's not my fucking fault that I was born with a 4.9" penis. I didn't have any fucking say in the matter when the kike-washed doctor cut off my fucking foreskin. It's all fucking bullshit.

According to sex toys and shit, plenty of women use 5" and lower dildos and stuff, it's not like it actually fucking matters anyway.

Actually nearly everyone in hentai has a sugoi ohki penis

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>>36335296
This kills the dicklet

>>36335339
It's not your fault, but it's your problem. Nobody else's. Whose fault is it that a retard is born retarded? Nobody's. But that is no excuse to let him become a jet pilot.

>>36335391
Bottom part of my post explained why it's not a problem, asshole. It's perfectly fine.

The entire Retard thought is a ridiculous false equivalency. Maybe if you're comparing it to legitimate, medical micropenis, maybe.

>>36335296
Aqua worst girl

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>>36336774
>A god letting their smelly butthole hang out for everyone to see
Worst waifu

>>36335339
>born with a 4.9" penis

That's actually a massive dick for a baby. More than half the size of a standard baby's leg.

>>36337635
fucking LOL, nice jokes mate, reall funny

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>>36336774
>>36336993
Aqua is best worst girl, though.

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>>36337832
I think that's accurate. I'd let her make fun of my dick, that's for sure.

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>tfw slightly above average dick but into sph
>tfw Aqua will never laugh at my penis after I take a bath with Megumin

>>36335339
>4.9
That's about average senpai, the average is 5.1"

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>>36337983
>but into sph
Ah, another man of taste and culture as well.

>>36336774
>>36336993
Erisfags need to be purged, /a/xis is the only way.
Also, Megumin is the meme choice.

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>>36338051
>Ah, another man of taste and culture as well.
If only I could get a taste of that culture and enjoy it.

>>36335296
excalibump

>>36335296
jokes on you I have a sph fetish

source on pic?

>tfw have a large penis
>tfw also have a sph fetish

>>36338065
Megumeme is the Patrician's choice

>its okay when women complain about men having high standards
>not okay when its the other way around
Really made me think

>>36335339
Yea but those vibrate

Can your dick vibrate dicklet?

>tfw 7.5"x5.5" girthlet
JUST

>>36340054
>girthlet
You know that 5.5 is like 2 standard deviations above the mean, right? That's the top 5% of dicks. 4.5 is average.

>tfw 7.3"x5.5"
Feels good knowing im causing dicklet tears

>>36335296
I don't care If I have a below average dick size, I plan on getting a virgin christian qtpi to marry, so dick size won't matter.

>>36340097
I still see everywhere that anything below 6" girth is small. Feels small too.

>>36340139
If you're still a virgin like 99% of this board then you have no reason to be bragging about anything.

>>36340139
>6.5"x6"
Feels damn good.

I'll still never get to use it

>>36340183
It might feel that way but it's not true.

>7x6
>somehow acquired virgin gf
>attempt to have sex
>can barely do anything because of the pain

>>36340287
>I'll still never get to use it
I have a smaller dick than you and my body count is higher than your age.
How does that make you feel?

>>36335296
Guys the author is a JAPANESE woman. She's actually used to men with smaller penises on average. Men that are 5-6' (the average range for men in the west) are bigger than average to her. A laughable cock in her mind is like 2-3'. Most of you aren't that small right?

>>36335296
I'm 17cm/6.7" is that good enough?

>>36340423
>How does that make you feel?
Fine, I've accepted my life long virginity.

>>36340448
At least you know your place, loser.

>>36340464
You'll have to try harder than that to get a rise out of me anon.

>>36338065
Does somebody have a webm or gif of pic related
Aqua is truly our goddess

>>36340430
Actually the Japanese average penis is pretty similar to the American one. Koreans and Chinese have super small penises.

>>36338038
flacid or hard?

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>>36340482
forgot to add the picture
orignalo

>>36340494
Hard. I don't remember what the average flaccid is, 3" sounds about right.

>>36340361
I mean if it's beyond the first time then the problem lies with her.
Try looking up vaginismus, aside from that try lube.
P.S. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEE and all that

>>36340491
You're actually correct, In their largest census the Japanese scored 13.7 cm on average, beating out the gooks by 4.7 cm. That's pretty remarkable considering how close they are geographically. Thanks for letting me know something new my man.

>>36340628
Is this why Koreans are angry and spiteful all the time?

>>36340628
Correction, the number for SK is 9.6cm. Whoops

Any man older than 25 realised that it's stupid to care about dick size. That's something only girls care about. As long as you get to have sex your small penis will still feel good. Caring about how the woman feels during sex should be meaningless to you.

Also quit watching moeshit. It's terrible anime.

>>36340689
This
Care about physical aesthetic

>>36340689
Yeah it's like caring about balding. Totally pointless because you can't control it.

>>36340494
you dont measure dicks flaccid you dip it changes based on so many factors that it indicates nothing

also if you measure your dick PUSH BACK THE FAT around your dick. measure all the way to the base of the dick, where it connects to the crotch skin.

also, if you havent measured, consider the fact that your perspective is from looking down at it which is where it looks smallest take a picture from the side

in addition to that, if your penis is curved, that will make it look smaller than it actually is. the woman or man will still feel the full length of it regardless of curve. if you try to measure a curved dick try to gently hold it straight if you can but this might not be possible if you are measuring rock hard so do it slightly before you reach that point

>>36341033
>tfw thought I was 5 inches
>am actually 6 inches with 5.5 girth after shaving
Am I chad?

>>36341033
>measure all the way to the base of the dick, where it connects to the crotch skin.
No.

If you want those to get counted, you fucking lose weight, you fatass.

>>36341221
well no shit lose weight, if dick size is one's main motivation to lose weight that is a sad state

i was just stating how to get an objective measurement you absolute retard

>>36341721
>objective measurement
>including parts that are not usable

>>36341891
being covered in fat doesnt magically make that part of the dick disappear, dumbass. that's like trying to measure someone's height when they are slouched.

>>36341033
>PUSH BACK THE FAT around your dick.
What the fuck? How fucking fat are you?

>>36340045
Of course, I thought we were all robots. Are you not a robot, normie?

>>36335339
Like people on this board care that you can't do anything about a feature that you were born with, anon.
Some fags here look for any reason to laugh at people online, because people make fun of them IRL.

>>36342162
>are you
me? I was once slightly overweight, but not to that extreme

i put that there because a lot of people here are fat