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I'm a four.

I'm a Male 4 (3 on a bad day)
Won't go below a 5.

>>36521378
6 here, would like a 6 in return

of course you can keep losing weight why wouldnt you be able to? youre not looking for an excuse to stop eating better are you? 800 calories sounds pretty low dude

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No anon! Don't give up

One little slip up isn't a big deal AT ALL

Just know I genuinely want you to get better, I want all of us to get better

>>36521244
~3500 calories in 1 pound of fat

you ate 2000 calories. that's like 0.6 pounds of fat. no, you didn't do anything bad. don't starve yourself extra hard tomorrow. just keep going like nothing happened.

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scouse trappin tremz, im scouse trappin tremz. i pull up to a rat boy and let of the mac 10. for the riches and fuck the rats, ill do it all again. ill doggy your sister and make her brag about it to her friends, ey laah. your teams full of winuts, my team is full of winers. big z had the man bag like "ey, guess whats in it"

why do you think your the man? you cant dodge bullets, oh damn. hey, why do you think your the man, ey this bullet go boom bang.

scouse trappin tremz, im scouse trappin tremz. i pull up to me ex bitch like hell, hello again. for the riches and fuck the rats, dont make me say it again. i got a bullet, i got a bullet for your friend. boom bang.

>>36521212
>no union jack banner
>corbyn in image
Sort out the wicked witch in the thought bubble and we've got ourselves a decent /britfeel/ image lads.

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Damn you beat me to it, i made a new OP for fun too.

>>36521098
>he wears shoes with tread on bottom
The sign of true pleb and autism shoes

>>36521166
Flipflop fag detected

>>36521352
Flip flops have tread too. Also
>wearing open toed shoes
Sign of third world scum.

>>36521079
men all want someone shorter than them that they can dominate, even gay men

>>36521079
I've had that exact same problem for years Gay guys have came up to me and felt my arms and chest and complimented me but girls barely even look in my direction

>>36521079
they want you to be their cocksheath

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I want a sad, spiteful girl who will hate on the world with me. must be chill like death.

2bh I just wanna be touched. its been almost a year since I got anything other than brushed by a passer by,

No real girls want to wear this style

>>36521078
I want a chubby NEET gf that relaxes at home when I'm at work.
And when I get home, she rolls me in the covers like a comfy burrito and then sits on my face while she eats and plays vidya games

>>36521073
reddit, not even memeing, it's reputation also brought in "cyborgs" and other normies who think they have it bad

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>>36521073
pic rel8

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>>36521073
>oregon shooter
>Elliot Rodger
>The Fappening
>Gamergate

The main contributions to this boards downfall.

can i be someone whos dead

>>36521175
Yeah that's fine, you can be who ever you can envision and are capable of depicting.

>>36521036
Post tits as proof Story-chan

>>36521016
pretty good m8
got an email that my surface book was shipped today and will be delivered tomorrow or Wednesday

Hype af

https://youtu.be/ywlWkkNl19U

this is what is currently rocking my eardrums. <3 ^_^

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>>36521016
Ayyy ur back anon whatup

nope. i've had sex, and i'm currently on 10mg of alp and it's so much better.

Everything is better than benzos. Benzos gave me scary sleep paralysis. They suck.

>>36521000
>checked
Sex is never better, at least you don't have to buy shit for the benzos to make you feel good

Same, AMA. (My comment is original)

>>36520979
Step 1: grow a perfect jawline

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Just remember that you were born a chad, not made a chad faggot. You simply got lucky and hit the genetic lottery; you have earned nothing that you have. Attempting to help robots become chads is futile because again, robots are born and not made. Enjoy your lifetime of leisure and free pussy, you cunt.

What exactly do you mean by adult things? The only adult thing I can't do is get laid.

>>36520967
suck it up, it's not that bad
don't idolize the NEEToddlers

>>36520985
Finding place to live, paying rent, insurance, buying a car, insurance and emissions for car, cooking, buying groceries, how to use a bank, how to use a credit card, get a credit card, how to pay bills, how to pay at the doctors office, how to wake up on time, buying clothes, paying taxes.

He pull technique from the legends of low-effort, high-reward pop like Elton John or Billy Joel.

>Average looking person
>Focus is entirely on their talent
>Just them and their instrument
>Simple songs
>Catchy-ness is the focus
>Somewhat unique and recognizable voice

>>36521111
I just don't get it, I'll never understand women

>>36520919
I like Ed Sheeran's music.

offer her death anon :^)

>>36520894
Not true, anon.

You not asking in the first place, will ruin all chances of ever escaping the virginator.

>>36520894
> thinking you have to offer a wet hole anything

literally no idea
I have a ton of support both financially and with family, but I'm still sad as fuck
was just crying for no reason a few hours ago

>>36520875
no job
no money
no drugs

>>36520875
>What makes you unhappy right now anon?
Nothing really. Mostly just stressed about school, work, and family.