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RANK Edition
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scouse trappin tremz, im scouse trappin tremz. i pull up to a rat boy and let of the mac 10. for the riches and fuck the rats, ill do it all again. ill doggy your sister and make her brag about it to her friends, ey laah. your teams full of winuts, my team is full of winers. big z had the man bag like "ey, guess whats in it"

why do you think your the man? you cant dodge bullets, oh damn. hey, why do you think your the man, ey this bullet go boom bang.

scouse trappin tremz, im scouse trappin tremz. i pull up to me ex bitch like hell, hello again. for the riches and fuck the rats, dont make me say it again. i got a bullet, i got a bullet for your friend. boom bang.
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>>36521212
>no union jack banner
>corbyn in image
Sort out the wicked witch in the thought bubble and we've got ourselves a decent /britfeel/ image lads.
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Damn you beat me to it, i made a new OP for fun too.
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>>36521280
>>36521212
Lads, is there a template or are you just using the last image?
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What do we all think of cheeky Gregg Wallace
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>>36521280
That's a lovely image mate.
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>>36521280
It's still daylight outside lad
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Job centre tomorrow lads
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>>36521331
Never been toobeehonest
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This Vampirism cure is turning into a lot of work lads.
After consulting a priest, we were sent to meet with a member of the Arcane University, who then sent us to meet the Count of Skingrad. He has a vested interest in finding a cure for Vampirism as he and his wife both suffer from it. He sent us to meet a witch who may know of a cure.
She then sent us to gather five grand soul gems, not easy things to find, and that is just the start. We now need: six cloves of garlic, five nightshade leaves, two shoots of bloodgrass, the blood of an Argonian and the ashes of a powerful vampire.
We have vampire ashes from previous dealings with them, but they are apparently too weak. We have been directed the the location of a vampire who previous warriors deemed too powerful to kill, so they simply trapped him underground. Not liking the sounds of this lads.
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wait for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA47pMyz4vU
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>>36521265
>Sort out the wicked witch in the thought bubble
Election season mate.

>>36521280
Sorry lad just saw it, great work I miss the night image.

Also maybe it's time to suggest this because I;ve been thinking of redoing the OP image so vote here please:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12818487
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>>36521342
I managed to avoid it the last couple of years but now they're trying to push me of ESA.
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>>36521331
got it on friday, really can't be bothered and I'm signing back on after a while away
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>>36521314
absolute legend desu
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>>36521331
I'm expecting to be sacked in the next couple of weeks, and if I miraciously don't, my temporary position contract is over in a month, so I'll be joining you mate
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>>36521280
>subtle harold
truly the hero we needed
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>>36521375
what's wrong with you? I mean in order to get it
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the anon with erectile dysfunction here. My GP won't treat the hormonal problem that I think is behind it. She says she "doesn't know enough about it" and has referred me to the hospital, but that'll take 2 months and I'm miserable so I've just bought the medicine off AB. Am I going to die?
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Chinese moonphase watch
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Times are tough Iads, my good boy points don't go as far as they once did
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>>36521443
Diagnosed BPD and had a pretty spectacular breakdown and had to go to hospital after self harming too much.
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Tolerance and diversity please lads :)

diversity in cute bois that is!!!!
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>tfw you post in the old thread like a divvy

>lines flickering on 2nd monitor
Has lasted my a fair few years but it might be time to go soon. Might try out one of those ones that goes vertical.
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>>36521469
>I've just bought the medicine off AB
What did you get?
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>>36521469
>self-mediating a hormonal problem you aren't sure you have

Nah it'll be fine m8
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>>36521469
don't be a fucking idiot and self-diagnose. Messing with your endocrine system is serious business.

What medicine did you order?
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>>36521314

top fucking lel

I think he's a nice guy
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>>36521357
i rember there was a bug for this quest on the ps3 and to get around ityou had to change the game language or some shit what a palava that was lad
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>>36521477
what is that lad? desu
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>>36521478
That's pretty depressing I cant really empathise since I've never really met people with that type of mental illness. Do you know why you have it?
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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What are you up to?
What's the best animal to see at the zoo?

Hope you're all doing well and have had a great day today no matter what you got up to!
Also wishing you night owls have a brilliant night getting up to your night owl things!

Still playing Mother 3 desu, it's so fun.
Also it's obviously the penguin or the otter.
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>>36521357
Mate, just use console commands to un-vampire yourself.
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>>36521563
>being this much of a bender
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>>36521545
>Do you know why you have it?
Shit childhood maybe? Also lots of drug abuse. I've been wait for pyschotherapy for almost a year so who the fuck knows. I ignored it for a long time and now I'm 30 I imagine it's probably too late to wind things back.
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>>36521478
you a male? quite rare in males that diagnosis although possible.

I suspect I may have it myself. Care to share how it affects you most?
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>>36521491
>>36521492
>>36521494

Cabergoline, lads

> don't self-diagnose

The GP found that I have high prolactin so I'm not totally self-diagnosing

That being said, I do have a lot of the symptoms you'd expect from someone who doesn't have enough dopamine. Anyway, planning to take 0.25mg twice a week, then stop it if and when I get a call from the hospital
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>>36521539
Chicken breast wrapped in bacon with cheese and bbq sauce
chicken new yorker
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>>36521563
hes playing on console i think and thats gay anyway
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>gay online
>violently repulsed by men in real life
glad I came here and not reddit where normal gay/straight men are encouraged to jump down the rabbi-t hole and turn into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0
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playing andromeda, pretending its a good successor to the shepard trilogy
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>>36521558
do you have a favourite britfeeler len? do you have any biases?
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>>36521602

>No medical degree
>No knowledge of endocrinology
>Literally anything could be causing an elevation of prolactin
>decides to order POTENT dopamine receptor agonist off the internet with no verification of its suitability/reliability

Enjoy your drug induced psychosis.
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>>36521611
she should have waited until muscle mass decreased and fat redistributed
i hate trannies that think coming out = passing
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>>36521558
A Jew. that is the best animal to see. just don't get to close
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Did any of you do anything in your childhood that plagues you to this day, lads?
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>>36521595
It must be hard especially when someone wants to help you if you just get angry at them and cant help it. If it helps I'd give you a big cuddle
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>>36521600
>you a male?
Afraid so. Annoying because it's basically 'over emotional woman' disease. My emotions are very hard to keep a handle on, I can be in love with someone and then suddenly hate them a few minutes later (I've 'solved' this by having hardly any friends'). I can also be up and down like a fucking yoyo and each day I wake up not knowing if I'll feel like wanting to improve my life or end it. Just imagine a retard emo kid and that's me basically.
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>>36521603
blasphemy yank
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>made more money from lending 100 bongs of cryptos on poloniex than I have putting 800 bongs into a HSBC investment scheme
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>>36521602
This is poleaboo tier nonsense
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>>36521666
the chin and body were never going to pass without major surgery

it looks like waluigi hahaha
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>>36521697
dude I relate.

I can go from thinking someone is my bestfriend for life/or to thinking a girl I'm seeing is literally the one.

Then if they do anything to slightly piss me off/annoy me I literally lose all care for them. A complete polar reversal. It's really been bothering me lately. Don't think I've ever had a stable friendship/relationship because of it. What do I do?
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>>36521558
used to like seeing the penguins at the local national trust gaff but don't fuck with zoos since they iced my nigga harambe
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>>36521611
same lad I cant help my self if I see a shemale or even a well shaven man bent over I just get hard. Makes you think why I react this way even though I cant stand men irl
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Food items which I bought on my way home from work in my local Tesco:

>hot steak and gravy pie from the hot food section (reduced to 20p from 70p)
>2 cod fillet fishcakes
>6 tesco's own frozen southern fried chicken fillets
>tesco's own lightly spiced potato wedges
>tesco's own italian style spicy meat feast pizza (half price at 1.70GBP)
>4 tines of tuna in sunflower oil
>2 cartons of tomato passata
>box of knock off Weetabix
>packet of tea biscuits
>2L of Dr Pepper Zero
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>>36521689
Moving in with my mum when my parents split, had to deal with an alcoholic and drunk mum for a few months.
Now I'm in a shared house, alone as usual, with nobody to talk to.
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>>36521755
>What do I do?
I'd say see a doctor but they only stuck me on pills until I started self-harming. It might be better depending on where you live though. Age?
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>>36521715
>made more money from lending 100 bongs of cryptos on poloniex
Do you live in the matrix?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7ro_nBCHI

Listening to Maroon 5 covered by cute asian girls lads.
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>>36521576
ah, fuck off.
>>36521609
Agreed, it's pretty gay
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>>36521810
already waiting to see a psychiatrist lad. maybe I should bring it up.

Yay more pills.

I'm 23.
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>>36521558
Alright Len. I'm doing reasonably okay. Less so because I had to spend about half an hour picking up the dog's shite off the backyard. I had a shower and washed my clothes, so it's all good now.

The best animal to see at the zoo is empirically a penguin. I remember being told that penguin is actually welsh (Pen-Gwyn, white head [welsh is one of those languages where the adjective comes after the noun]). Fairly sure it was in welsh class, though, so take it with a pinch of salt.

>>36521612
Sad really. I mean andromeda isn't a terrible game. The combat is better than and other ME game, crafting, despite it's prevalence in modern day games, is actually somewhat entertaining, and the movement system is in another galaxy heh heh heh to ME 1.

But the story, writing, and characters, you know, the things ME is about, can't hold a candle to the original trilogy.

I'd have to say that it's because the new team have no respect, or even interest for/in the original trilogy. Hopefully they'll gain some love for their own creation, because I can't feel that love there. It's just cold, calculated, and depressingly corporate.

Much like Fallout 4, not a bad game, just lacking in heart. Not a part of the series who's name it bears.
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>>36521659

Gonna be a wild ride
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>>36521794
>No Oasis Citrus Punch
You disappoint me
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>>36521842
Well at least you're getting at in fairly young. I'm on venlafaxine which are pretty good but I think I need the dosage upped (again).
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>>36521611
gays are encouraged to do that here now

I fell for the prison fag meme. Only castration or a gf will cure it, and I don't fancy either of those options.
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>>36521760
Funny mate I like
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>>36521866
yeah it'll sure be fun when you're running the streets naked getting chased by coppers only to end up on a psych ward getting forcibly injected in the arse until you're a drooling mess.
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>>36521794
I have a tesco home delivery arriving tomorrow with all the tasty food I could wish for
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>>36521760
This has gotta be bait

fsaejfaesoughagaeghadog;laelogho;aleghaghooghoORIGINALUSU
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>look at successful people I admire
>they all started/succeeded younger than I currently am

fucks sake.
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Thinking about spending some of my savings on a touring bike, all the bags and shit, all the gear and just riding off around for a few months until i get bored and decide to come home, im pretty fit and can cycle 50-70 miles in a day without suffering too much, and id plan to sleep in very secluded areas out in the country, like around random woods and fields and shit, has anyone here actually ever done anything like this before?
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>>36521902
>with all the tasty food I could wish for

substituted for shite you don't like
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>>36521894
>Some patients taking cabergoline have developed certain behavioral changes (eg, increased gambling or sexual urges)
Gonna be wanking in a casino by weeks end
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Haha lads just bought an Xbox One with FIFA 17 so I can play with my coworkers
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FNqaHzRTkU
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>>36521958
sounds like a good way to get yourself mugged or raped
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>when britfeel has become your only source of social interaction

where did it all go wrong lads?
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>>36521958
>In before anon accidentally sets up camp on a dogging site and gets cum all over his tent
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>>36521983
>stop using (player) he's cheap
>stop passing all the time, that's cheap
>stop using skill moves, they're cheap
>stop scoring goals like that, they're cheap

Fuck playing games with normies
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>>36521477
Wow I had Hunter's chicken and chips for dinner too. Except instead of salad I had another chicken breast.
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>>36521645
Yes my favourite britfeeler is anon

>>36521760
Made me chuckle.

>>36521849

Oh noo, you said you have a St Bernard too right? That must have been a task and a half.

Ahhh A man of patrician's taste! and that's actually ridiculously interesting! I can't wait to quote that as something I learned on my own, true or not.
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>>36521995

anon why do you have to be so pessimistic? im not gonna ride around council estates, i wont sleep outside the chippy
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>>36521963
I bloody hope not, I rarely get substitutions though
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>>36521986
Is this the voice of shipposter?
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>>36521611
Jesus Christ that video is depressing

I think the dad knew he was gay but didn't care until he came out like this
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>>36521986
>posting elaborate gay fantasies
what have we become
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>>36522024
Is there not an app which takes you current location and shows you the nearest camping sites?
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lads, the bloke next door claims he doesn't eat salad as its "unmanly" does he have a point or is he just a twat?
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Can someone help me out
I'm looking for that one picture with an old hairy man holding up the legs of another guy
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>>36522120


how the hell did you get into a conversation with a neighbour like that?
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fucks sake lads weedman just called and said he won't be around tonight, that was a good hour of waiting for nothing

suppose i should drink the rest of the cider i've got holed away
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>>36522001
Just leave 4chan behind and watch your life return to normal

Its all your fault btw its because you're too lazy and don't try. You must accept this in order to move on
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>>36521986
britpol fantasies
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>>36522120
I don't often eat salads, I do love vegtables though
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>>36521958

Seems like a cool idea on a motorbike. I wouldn't do it on a pushbike though.
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>>36521986
Holy shit, kek

Brilliant stuff
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>>36522113

there could be, i was just thinking about diving into the nearest field or somewhere to be honest, less hassle than a campsite
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>>36522120
Call him a fat wanker

Then show him what being a vegi is all about
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>>36522024
drugs fiends often sleep in the places as you want to. it would be better if you could spend the odd night in a hotel or something.

planning to sleep in random woods or fields is incredibly dodgy
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>>36522144
good morning son

roboto
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>>36521986
>>36522179
Is this original content? Fucking incredible.
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>>36522105
Animals, Anon
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Thanks for the peach ice tea I owe you a quid
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>>36522017
>St Bernard too right?
Yeah. It was a herculean task lad. 3 bags filled. I feel ill thinking about it.

Take it with a pinch of salt lad. It's probably all lies. Propaganda trying to convince me that the welsh language isn't dying.
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>>36522191

ive slept in the woods near me a few times without incident, 5 or 6 times over the last 3 years or so, besides being surprisingly cold in summer ive had not problems
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>Walking down the canal
>See polish people catching their dinner again
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>>36521414

I wondered if anyone else would notice that
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you lads like star trek?
which series is your favorite?
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>>36522302
that you lenlad?
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>girl who curved me post pics on fb of her at a party with a fattie and chicks with glasses

Kek, I'm over her
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>>36522329
>chicks with glasses
I understood the first bit anon, but this part lost me?
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>>36522329
>check soft spoken pale petite high school oneitis' facebook after 10 years
>she's a confirmed coalburner

consider yourself lucky
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>>36522329
>girl who curved me
Is this some new darkie slang?
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Why is there a severe lack of chinese asmr?
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>>36522354
Losers mate
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>>36522270
yeah but that is near you where you know the area. doing it in another city is more dodgy because you dont know the area, and as you said, you only done it 5 or 6 times.

you can do it if you really want but im just saying that something dodgy could happen to you.
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>>36521280
You are legendary take my you and my own personal two thumbs up
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>>36522329
Probably curved you because you're a bit judgemental lad
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>>36521849
>Not a part of the series who's name it bears.
Most of the 'hardcore fallout' fans haven't even played the first two though. NV was GOAT so they assume the first two had no flaws either.
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>>36522390

no anon im gonna stick well outside of cities in the countryside n shit, go to the pennies or past them to the lake district, they are the closest pretty desolate areas closest to me, ill dick around there for a few weeks and move further north
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>>36522373
why does it matter if she likes blacks? she would have even given you a chance anyway
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>>36522051

No it isn't, although I've done vocaroo shipposts before.
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>>36522148
he speaks to my mum mostly, mainly as they're both keen gardeners

>>36522182
he's in ok shape for a man in his late 50s to be fair
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>>36522405
Fatties take my tax on their NHS bill, fuck them I don't care. They can go on a diet.
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>>36522417
why does everyone say nv was the best?
I always thought 3 was #1
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Bought 100 girl pills today lads. Going to see a GP about it when I start Uni this year as well~

>tfw I can start crossdressing again without the fear of my being caught by my family

and post waifus~
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>>36522317
yeah, I like TNG and DS9
voyager was ok
didn't like enterprise
haven't seen TOS
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>>36522469
Because it is the best.

3 is generic as hell
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>>36522383
>herro may i take yo attention prease
>you sit in chair
>I pray with brush now
>you relax breathe prease
>you verry impotant to me you have people who ruv you
>you take load off after hard day a wok


sounds shit lad
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>>36522430
She posts memes of why you should avoid dating whites and if you don't understand why it hurts more then you're probably a normie anyway
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>>36522475
which pills?
im on estradiol + spiro
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>>36522383
>>36522496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7qFvGDN4os
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>>36522317
i liked ds9 when it got into the dominion war seasons
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So anon,wtf are you listening now?

Me:pic related
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>>36522317
I watch the odd episode of TNG here and there. Good show and I like that the episodes are self-contained, unlike the season long storylines in modern normie dramas.
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Fuckin just had a right grim dream where I was arrested by police for owning an unlisenced shotgun, and the chief detective was laughing about how id go down for a long time.
What could all that mean?
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Such a beautiful song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9UYWa0zZf0
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>>36522486
tng and voyager are my favorites, personally
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Post a true but unbelievable thing about yourself, or an anecdote of a true but unbelievable event in your life.
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Where's shoutanon to get rid of this attention seeking cunt again
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My flatmate has her friends around and they're cackling in her room. I'm pretty sure they were talking about me earlier too
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>>36522514
Just spiro for now lad, I want to introduce another pill after a few weeks though~

how's that been going for you lad?
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>>36522417
I honestly consider FO3/NV to be a part of a completely different series to FO1/2. I played FO 2 way back when NV came out. I decided to do it because I really liked Fallout 3, so I decided to play the other ones, sort of just to see where the series came from. I wasn't a huge fan, and I don't think I ever completed it, but it was reasonably fun.

>>36522469
NV was better in every way IMO. Not to say 3 was bad, but it certainly wasn't as good as New Vegas.

>>36522475
Posted lad.
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>>36522555
>tfw nothing is unbelievable about your life
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Its getting fucking cold out there lads with snow meant to be on its way.
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So lads pic related just saw my message. I'll let you know if she replies.
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>>36522567
only 3.5 months in but its been going well, fat is redistributing, my mood has been better, etc
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>>36522469
3 starts in an area that will make you linear as fuck without extra effort, along with the fact choices make little difference.
>>36522487
NV isn't that original desu.
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>there are at east 3 fucking trannies on /britfeel/
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>>36522555
I used to be one of the top 50 UK 8ball pool players.
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>>36522540
good album. i have never went beyond the first two pearl jam albums.

im personally more into nirvana or the smashing pumpkins when it comes to 90s yank bands
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>>36522575
eh, the whole "wild west" thing just felt gimmicky to me
the combat was better than 3 but the vibe and story of 3 were better imo
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>>36522617
trannies arent even a problem, nor the gays, we have non whites posting here which completely ruins the comfiness of the thread
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>>36522617
And half a dozen poofs too
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>>36522555

used to compete in Irish motorcycle road races from 2009-2012
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>>36522555

The SatNav I use in my car now, was the SatNav that Rupert Murdoch used in his car around 2003-2004.
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>>36522640
No racists allowed in britfeel.
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>>36522575
>I honestly consider FO3/NV to be a part of a completely different series to FO1/2.
Then I don't understand your post atall. FO4 is much better than 3, atleast it gives you a damn choice in the main plot.
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>>36522584
looks like a twitter tranny
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>>36522663
racists are the majority here, britfeel is simply an extension of britpol, now fuck off
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>>36522475
we need some pics tilde!
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>>36522584
She looks like a sweaty spanish tranny anon

>>36522617
>A tranny might read some of your banter and enjoy it

If you're reading anything I write, trannies of britfeel, I FORBID you from laughing at it.
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>>36522555
My house is in an episode of Coronation Street from 2004/5 and you can see me in the window
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>>36522617
oh boo hoo ive made literally just two posts here mentioning im a tranny
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>>36522690
it wont make you happy
desuicidu
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>>36522666
>>36522680
She's not, she has a fanny and everything and I even touched it once
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>>36522671
This is bollocks please fuck off back to you containment board
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>>36522719
learn about the history of britfeel you ethnomasochist
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>>36522684

Was that incident what triggered you into a corrie obsession and hillposting
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>>36522680
im here and im gonna laugh specifically at your banter lad
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>>36522739
>learn about the history of britfeel you ethn-
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>>36522746
Haven't Hillposted once 2bh
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If you don't look like snow you can fuck right off and out of this thread
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>>36522707
sure it wasnt a man made axe wound
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>>36522763
>haha he wants to project his race and country what a loser

please, please kill yourself
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>>36522638
I don't think it pushes the wild west thing too much. It never became grating for me, at least.

>>36522665
>FO4 is much better than 3,
I don't understand YOU at all lad. The choice you have in the main plot is one of 4 factions, 2 of which basically work the exact same way for the last quarter, and 3 of which have the exact same final mission.

I'm not saying Fallout 4 was a bad game, it just lacked the tounge in cheek nature and rich game world. And lets not forget that the choice of faction is basically the only narrative choice you have in that game. The " 'Yes' 'Yes but sarcastically' 'Yes but give me more money' and 'No, but later yes' " meme might be a meme but it's still basically true.
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We might not talk about politics all the time, but we are basically all red-pilled.
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>>36522267
Jesus that sounds like a monster, good on you for being up for the task instead of just leaving it like some people tend to do.

Huh, according to google the welsh propaganda is correct! That's quite neat.
"late 16th century originally denoting the great auk possibly of Welsh origin, from pen gwyn white head"

>>36521308
Just used the last image!

>>36521316
>>36521371
>>36521414
>>36522402
Thank you for your kind words anons! Was quite fun, reminded me of when i'd mess around with google sketchup and stuff in school.

>>36522475
Cheeky husbando post!
Be careful self medicating anon, it might be best to wait until you see your GP!
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>>36522782
Cant wait for Based Idris to protect the country as the new James Bond.
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>>36522595
Great to hear you're seeing changes so quickly! And it is even better to hear you're feeling happier as well anon~

>>36522674
Going to be a few months, at least, since the only decent sized mirror is in my normie sister's room~

But I will get some eventually~
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>>36522797
Some people are even red-pilled about their own sexuality and have the self-awareness to realise they're prison gay

Confirmed for most red-pilled general
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Non-whites are welcome here(not poleaboo), trannies and fags should fuck off
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>>36522802
he can go ahead and be the new bond, but the movie will flop as it should and he will be replaced with a white bond
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>>36522772
Yeah pretty sure haha fanny expert me
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>>36522813
should we call you her or he or zhe?
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>>36522842
Oooooh chance should be a fine thing anon.
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To the people saying Prolactin-anon shouldn't self medicate because he's not a trained medical professional, his own fucking 'trained GP' doesn't have a clue either.
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>>36522525
She's Korean lad, korean women are the masters of asmr but they're not what I'm looking for at the moment.
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>>36522552
voyager isn't as bad as its made out to be. Feel the ending wasn't as good as it could have been and the episodic format didn't help

>>36522530
quark is a top lad
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>>36521958
I did a France/Belgium/NL trip like this a few years back

Didn't spend any money on a touring bike though, 60 euro (probably stolen) second hand job worked fine. Although I managed to have mine nicked just outside la rochel while I nipped into a cafe for a drink, maybe it was karma

hitchhiked the last leg anyways, you can't really get stranded in the EU in this day and age
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Going to buy a 4chan pass so I can post from my VPS so mummy may can't read my posts.

>>36522475
Seems a bit dangerous, lad.
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>>36522822
I guarantee you the money it would make in America alone would guarantee Idris Elba at least 3 more Bond movies.
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>>36522475
>another tranny
Fuck off
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Who /nonwhite/ here?
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>>36522507
Post example plz anon if said memes direct from her tl
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>>36522871
>tfw more than 2 kids come into the Kabin at the same time even though the sign says not to
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>>36522799
>instead of just leaving it

Frankly, lad, if the option was still on the table, I would've. I'm really starting to get pissed off at my dog. I mean, I love the bastard, but he's a lot of fucking work, and no-one else in this family wants to pitch in.

I pick up his shit, I take him for walks, I brush him, I feed him, I look after him during the day, because the bastard can't be left alone for more than five minutes because he's a needy bastard, and having to deal with all the worst parts of owning a pet can pre-dispose you to dislike them.

/rant

>the welsh propaganda is correct!

Huh. That's quite cool actually. I was always suspicious of what my welsh teachers said.
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My chink laser pointer arrived lads, just been lighting matches with it. The beam can go about 600-700meters from what I can tell, maybe further if there was no obstacles in the way.

>it's an anon gets arrested for having a deadly weapon in britbongistan kind of episode
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>>36522475
cute lass

Your legs are already pretty feminine though!
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>>36522899
>Going to buy a 4chan pass so I can post from my VPS
That's what I did. Fuck clicking on store fronts.
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>>36522884
Varg is the master of ASMR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj3S9b03Kkg
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>>36522929
>Who /nonwhite/ here?
Me
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>>36522919

Anime nonces are on par with trannies
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>>36522929
I'm half Irish so yeah
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>>36522884
>implying there is a difference between chinks and gooks
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Getting to the point where I dont think mummy is making me dinner lads...
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Who /class conscious/ here?

>tfw banned from /leftypol/ for two weeks.
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>I guess truck boys poster didn't have the willpower to carry on forcing his meme

*https://youtu.be/fYtJIFVxQXY is heard playing in the distance*
*sc-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
*truck boys pull up*
*pull down your pants and throw a truck at your head*
*pour a fresh bud on you and drive off*

truck boys
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oy vey that boys gay

I'm a RAP god
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>>36522951

where did you buy the laser from anon?
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>>36523030
why are you banned comrade?
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>>36522951
>laser pointer
>lighting matches with it

I look forward to your trial when you bring down a plane anon
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>>36522862
Whatever you feel comfortable with senpai~

>>36522899
>Seems a bit dangerous, lad.
Not really. I have nothing to lose since I will never be a normie and I am going to die or an hero within the next few years~

>>36522952
t-thanks anon, though I think my legs look much nicer now~
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>>36523043
https://www.banggood.com/Burning-Laser-301-Green-Laser-Pointer-Flashlight-High-Power-Laser-p-942416.html
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>>36523019
Lucky. Convincing my mum to stop making me dinner took forever, every time I would say something she'd just make me dinner anyway. This was a problem because she'd make gigantic portions and being a greedy shit I'd eat it all every time.

I've lost 80 pounds since she stopped.
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>>36523067
>I am going to die or an hero within the next few years~

Don't do that tilde, i'll be your bf
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>>36523055
I started an anti-abortion thread and the mods accused me of being a troll from /pol/.
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at the risk of completely jinxing this, we are going up fuck yes!
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>>36523032
a small group of truck boys could get through a whole truck load of steaks honestly you could easily go broke feeding them
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>>36522540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VVj1zqbWpU
bit of pavement lad
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>>36523068
>6 bong

copped
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any anons here regular gamblers?
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>>36523083
aww, you are very kind anon and that does mean a lot to me. But I can assure you that you are deserving of someone much better than me~
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>>36523160
Lost 30 on poker so far lad. Can't wait to lose more
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How does it feel knowing women will never want you this bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-sCjNbLMA
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>>36523160
Yes, I paid 200 quid into a gacha game a few weeks ago
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>>36522475
good luck mate, hope you are gucci.

and get me those cute pics senpai :^)
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>>36523160

Yeah, I'm not 'gambleanon' but bookie anon. Haven't gambled in about 3-4 weeks though

Captcha was a roundabout less than a mile away
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>>36523160
No but a lot of people at my work, laddish types, and lad-types in general seem to gamble a lot. One guy who I sort of know is always putting some form of bet on and he works tonnes of overtime (I suspect to have more money to gamble with).
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>>36522555
I have sucked two britfeel willies, one of which was twenty years older than the other
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>>36523186
I don't date thots so I'm not bothered lad
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>>36522555
I've went 24 years without having sex
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>>36523160

haha yeah! us gamblers right!

*pays debt collectors*
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>>36523203
Tell him hes -ev
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>>36523217
you WISH you were this built faggot, keep pretending though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb2_MRXID9E
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>>36523160
Speaking of gambling has anyone ever dealt with a loan shark?
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>>36523248
He looks ugly lad, like a ripped grampa. There's only one man I mire
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>>36523248
He's got such a stupid face. Looks like a kid in a muscle suit
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I'm here sitting in complete darkness in my room thinking about how futile life is. I honestly don't think I'd even mind if the world came to an end suddenly. I'd even be relieved.
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>>36522475
jealous honestly, wish i had the guts to just buy pills like that. good luck with it!
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>>36523184
sorry to hear that, lad.

>>36523201
what do you bet on at the bookies? horses? football? my nan bets on horses all the fucking time and makes enough money to randomly give it away to the grandkids.

>>36523203
think he's got an addiction?

>>36523226
i don't gamble myself. i've got an addictive personality for sure. don't trust myself with that shit. not even once.
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>>36523032
>me and a friend are walking down the street
>hear the powerful purr of a reliant robin
>its Josh and Jamal
>ohshit.jpg
>we get to running
>we cant outrun the V8
>the car slows down as we begin to tire
>jamal throws a can of monster energy drink
>hits my friend on the back of the head
>he's down
>he's red in the face, trying not to cry
>the double R is just a spot on the horizon now
>ask my friend if there's anything I can do
>"forget it jack, this is reliant robin town"
>goddam reliant robin boys
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>>36523271
Arnold right?
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>>36523291
>this is the kind of people I share /britfeel/ with

jesus
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>>36523205
Wait..how old were they?
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>>36523291
Get a job you sweaty cunt
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>>36523205
would you like a third?
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>>36523304
>tfw you will never, ever be as big as Arnie at peak
>tfw no one will ever be that big natty.
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>>36523291
i like your hair m8. i've got long hair too but it's a fucking mess. how'd you get it so shiny?
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This quest was an absolute nightmare lads.
However after prowling Cyrodiil for ingredients, attacking an innocent Argonian for their blood and killing a powerful vampire all the while dodging the sun we finally got our cure. Which we drank as fast as we could.
The Count of Skingrad was also able to cure his wife, and gave us a monetary reward of 1000 gold.
Thats all the adventuring I think we can handle for now, we could use a rest. Night lads.
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>>36523186
Disregard that false prophet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw&
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>>36523294
Thank you anon!

Is there any reason why you are reluctant to buy some?
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>>36523349
By not washing it lad
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>>36523301
>think he's got an addiction?

Dunno really. He enjoys going out, clubbing, drinking, football, coke and all that so I think it's just part of the usual 'lad' lifestyle for him.
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>>36523307

There was some other 18 year old tranny that other day that posted on vocaroo, was a real eye opener
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>>36523291
Wanna join my darkwave band m8?
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>>36523301
Losing money is fun lad as long as you know you're going to. As far as I see it, 10 pounds for a few nights entertainment is a decent deal.
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>>36523370
I never realized coke and gambling were part of the lad life.
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just had a smashing burrito lads, but now I'm shitting myself inside out like you wouldn't believe

oddly satisfying tbqh
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Name a non-forced meme that britfeel has produced.

Just one
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>>36523443

Amir is the best meme
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>>36523379
what did they say in the vocaroo, wanna see if we're thinking of the same one
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>>36523443

Shipposting

That was forged naturally over thousands of posts
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>>36523370
More of a pepsi lad myself
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Watching a doc about British neo nazis now. Made me think; is our population on average 'arder than average?
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>>36523443
Kettle chips is the highest quality of memes and is hardly ever memes. Probably had about 10 posts Max before it made the thread image
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>>36523366
there's no way i could get them without my family finding out and that's something i really want to avoid. also would just be a bit pointless since i barely look girly at all and am probably just going to kill myself anyway
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>>36523307
n-no u. Post a pic mr gorgeous

>>36523329
n-no u

>>36523349
By not washing it lol. I know it looks absolutely disgusting but I don't care because it's not like I've got anyone to impress or anything
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>>36523498

Like actual combat 18 nazis, or just ukippers?
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>>36523538
>Post a pic mr gorgeous

Very well
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>>36523557
Always makes me chuckle that even though I know what its gonna be
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>>36523172
I doubt that, I feel like a loser in a supposed group of losers here sometimes.

>>36523557
will be having a wank over this one, stunning x
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>>36523553
Full C18 gas the kikes etc.
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>>36523498
I would say British people are 'arder than most western Europeans but that's entirely down to the fact that it's one of the shittier western European countries.
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>>36523035
https://youtu.be/xvQUiX26RfE
https://youtu.be/LMdtYZFTvhY
https://youtu.be/n1B3bDRAZWM
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>>36523193
>Jun

literal who anime girl
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>>36523665
>choosing one of the most whored out waifus
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For me, its the milky bar CHOO choo
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>>36523443
There were some cartoons about pakiboo which made me laugh, only time a britfeel meme has had that effect on me
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>>36523715
gotta be this for me
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>>36523160

Since I ordered the cabergoline online I'm gonna be one soon
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>>36523665

I'm sorry my waifu is not as popular at the club as yours, i guess you prefer the whole 'sharing scene' though...
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>>36523516
The companies that sell this kind of stuff package it well from my own experience so it is difficult to tell what it is. Tbh lad that makes very sad to hear you feel that way about your future. Still it might be worth telling someone about these feelings to get some more advice~

>>36523595
>I feel like a loser in a supposed group of losers here sometimes.
Lad you are not a loser. You are trying really hard to better yourself despite your circumstances and that makes you the furthest thing from a loser. You are an amazing person and you shouldn't put yourself down like that~
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>>36523715

Opal Fruits desu
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>>36522946
Aww well well done on keeping it up when others aren't, honestly. It's not the doggos fault he's being a doggo!

You should post a pic for us one day, i love a good st bernard!

yeah I'd be suspicious too, those welsh teachers and their beady little eyes.

>>36523715
This used to be my favourite sweety as a kid, do they still sell them?
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>/britfeel/ BTFO
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>>36523767
i've seen this so much i really want to try it...i guess this is what being prision gay is
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>>36523828
Not a fan of this picture because of how fucking accurate it is
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>>36523810
Takes me back that lad
>>36523827
Don't think so lad. Think they've been discontinued. Best choccy bar going though in its day
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>>36523828
>tfw not a virgin but I do all these things

Never wear running shoes though
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>>36523854
>>36523873
>hair seems to overreact to wind
you got meme'd lads
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>>36523828
Fuck everything about this is me, down to the minute details. but I'm not a virgin
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>>36523828
after seeing this picture I notice a lot of men I walk past could sort of fit into this category

I feel superior to them because I'm not anything like this despite having never put my willy in a fanny
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>>36521715
never heard of that before

but "lending" cryptocurrency? sounds like a great way to get scammed if there isn't some sort of protection you havent stated
>>
>Terry's a nice fella, half-cast mind you but nice bloke
Kek this skinhead sounds like my granddad
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>>36523806
>post about killing yourself
>tell others to seek help when they do

if you know what the right thing is why are you fishing for attention by saying you're going to top yourself? go away
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tick-tock wagies, Mr Goldberg needs you fresh and alert at 6am tomorrow.
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>>36524014
>purdah

I'm basically on a 7 week holiday thanks to Mummy May
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>>36524014
wagies don't antagonise NEETs in this thread so why antagonise wagies?
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>>36524052
We're all so depressed and bitter about based NEETs getting paid to sit at home masturbating, it makes us so easy to trigger and bully
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>>36523828
almost
>>36523873
>>36523907
changed it for us
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>>36524014

Don't think I could go back to being NEET. Did it for 1 year whilst waiting to resit my uni exams and it was the most depressing period of my life, everything just bored me and I had zero motivation to do anything to fill the day.

I hate work and it depresses me in different ways but it keeps me occupied from 6:30 till 4:30 and I get money to spend on escorts.
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>>36524118
>it was the most depressing period of my life

I felt this way for the first few months but it grows on you and you can't see yourself ever working again. Then my parents forced me to get a job and I've been missing my NEET life ever since
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>>36524014
>Mr.Goldberg
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>>36524118
I hear from neets all the time how they're bored and not motivated but the 5-6 hours I get at the end of the day before sleep isn't enough to do everything I want to do.
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>>36524183
This tbqhwyl. First few months after leaving my job I wanted to die and was the most depressed i've ever been. Months later and I'm loving it.
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>>36524118
my year of NEET was the best of my life, so much vidya with friends and played some great singleplayer RPG games... enjoyed having no stress for months.

>>36523997
ECH ECH BE NICE TO T-MAN(female) ECH ECH
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>>36524220
>year of NEET

barely even counts, you can't claim to have lived a NEET life until you're longterm with no prospects or hope
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>>36524256
true but the other lad only did a year and was complaining.

I respect my true NEET superiors and wish happy nights and strong bf's for them all.
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>>36524212
>5-6 hours free time

Jesus lad, I sleep at 4am and get up at 8am for work. I get a comfy 11-12 hours free time at the cost of barely sleeping. Trained my body into it though, rarely tired anymore from the lack of slepe
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>>36521259
I remember like last week, lad I had curry, SWEAR
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Is this THE best image on the internet? This IS an image board right? I don't see many images being posted. Every post should include a corresponding image.
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>>36524289
Enjoy dying at the age of whatever you are now +5 years
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>>36524318
What do we do when he hit the thread image limit?
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>>36524348
There's an image limit? But I thought this was an IMAGE board wtf.
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>>36524343
Don't be a mean mousie desu
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>>36524348
We save our memes
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>>36524386
I'm trying to help. Go to sleep
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>>36524343
Nikola Tesla only slept for 2 hours a day lad. And Da Vinci slept for 10 minutes every couple of hours. The hard drugs and alcohol abuse will kill me first
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>>36524446
Nikola Tesla was just trying to show off. He probably slept a normal amount. Its like when those roided up bodybuilders say they're natty. Don't believe a word. Teslas a liar
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>>36524446
Ah yes Nikola Tesla that one that went completely mad
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>>36524318
do you think we'll run out of internet cubes or of funny pictures first?
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>>36524446
https://youtu.be/v54n4-gzHck
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>>36524348
>17:17:25
I remember this episode of I Live Alone. Jinho was my favourite The Genius contestant and my favourite Korean. God i miss that show, i miss him too.
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They just don't make rap like this these days.
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Was on the train today lads. First time in a while. Since I'm a shut in NEET now I'm becoming more autistic day by day. Was sitting in this 4 seated and a girl sat opposite. I can't make eye contact at all though anymore, like it almost hurts to. Was just autistically staring at my shoes and would occasionally glance up and kept catching her staring at me like I was retarded. hate going outside
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>tfw no chubby older gf to pound my balls into mush and crush them with her sexy weight.
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Lads i think THIS is scientifically the best image on the internet
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>>36524553
THE UNDERMINER
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>>36524622
you're fascinatingly degenerate jun
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>>36524645
Wrong its actually this

Juykl
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>>36524645
>dawn of the planet of the apes
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This thread got really shit really quickly.
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>>36524710
Nah laddo it's this
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Anyone watching Sisters Slam Dunk?
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>>36524446
napoelon barely slept too lad. every so often he would have little and be fully energized
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>>36524729

every fucking TlME
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>>36524755
mebe thats why he was so short lol!
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>>36524770
>Napoleon
>Short

Fake news!
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>>36524690
That's just how I am, nothing is too extreme or strange for me :^)

also its more fun.
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>tfw you have run out of shipposts
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>>36524622
but you lost your virginity to an older lass
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Snowing in April, so much for that global warming, eh?
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I swear if the girl next door to me does not stop talking shit about me I will go columbine in this shithole. Yes, I'm an autistic shut in that has cripling anxiety and I never go outside and don't have any friends, what the fuck do you care for?
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>>36524770
he was actually average height for the time.

you have fell for british propaganda lad!
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>>36524794
>being a cuck

neck yourself
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>>36524800
You know what you have to do. One last dose lad. For old Shipman himself
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>Madoanon comes into the surgery
>worried he isn't eating enough
>wants me to give him therapy
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>36524800
>tfw I daydream about shitposting at work and forget all the good shitposts before I get home
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>>36524814
Time to put some shit through her letter box mate
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>Harold Shipman comes into his cell
>Knows if he dies before 60, Primrose gets an NHS pension
>Has decided to an hero this morning
>Wants me to give him a lethal dose of morphine
>Give him a lethal dose of rope instead
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>>>/ck/8851789
Get in here
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>>36524806
yeh she must have been 35, but it was a fun experience with her sat on my face... I had to make up for cumming inside her after like 3 mins hahaha.

i was too nervous to ask her to atomic nut cracker my marbles XD
>>36524824
if i had a nice gf/bf to be a cuck for i would be more than happy being a cuck- as part of a healthy sexual relationship that is :)
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>>36522001
This thread is one of the only reasons I come back to R9K. They're comfy and fun.
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>>36524800
Here's one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMyXsjGI7_0
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>>36522120
He's a twat. You can get lots of nutrients from eating a salad
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>>36522001
I think its because there's so many different types of people here you can just say anything and there's bound to be someone who can relate. Like remember that show time commander haha lads?
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>>36524877
>Give him a lethal dose of rope instead
F
We thank you for your service
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Anyone else here enjoy getting drunk k as fuck in their attics during the wee hours of the morning?
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>>36524946
Um lad...
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>>36524892
why didn't she become your cougar gf? she could be sitting on your face right now BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP
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>>36524867
>letter box
I'm in a a fucking dorm lado.
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>>36524850
you'll make it in to memedom one day mado anon, you just need to keep expanding your meme portfolio
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>>36524982
Just throw it in her face then
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>>36522317
The original series of course.
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>>36524976
.... because she had a child and might have been cheating idk i didn't discuss it with her.

mmm yes quite pungent.
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>there is a turkish barber on the high street
what does this entail? do i get a small cup of extremely strong coffee and a game of football on a black and white tv with my haircut?
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>2017
>still no giant gf
>basically zero interest in normal girls even when girls at work been eyeing me up since i got /fit/

i hate having this stupid fucking fetish.
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The absolute fucking state of Alexander Armstrong's hair

Why is he not shaving the lot off
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>>36524877
F

Or you

Unoriginal wew
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Which one should I study lads?
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>>36525026
I used to go to one. You'll get a hot towel over your face. And you'll get your ear hair burnt away with fire.
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>>36522317
Only seen TNG lad but it's one if my favourite series. I'll probably watch the rest eventually
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>>36525027
What fetish you having?
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>>36525044
Hmm boredom or white guilt. Tough choice.
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>>36525044
What's the point though lad?
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>>36525044
Genuinely read that as hodor education.
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>>36524946

My attic is fucking freezing
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>>36525086
Education is never a bad thing
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>>36525044
Political ideologies would be my pick.

Are these political academic books?

I want to read some political academics but never know where to look them up. Only know about the academic books I have read because of uni
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>>36525070
Made me chuckle thanks lad

>>36525086
To get into uni lad. Also to be able to btfo /pol/acks
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>>36524814
Please don't lad.

If you kill your enemies they literally do win. We need to rise up in the shadows and gain acceptance in the LGBTQ groups. Then when they get decent protection rights, we will too. Robotic asexuals will soon have the same rights as everyone else, and when automation takes most jobs, and social interaction decreases, we will have the same rights as everyone else.

Sorry about this post lads, very high and felt it needed to be said. I've been typing this up for about 5 minutes now, for reference I usually type around 70wpm.
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>>36525044

Political ideologies so you can destroy some retarded radical left wing marxists.
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>>36525124
My furnace is in the attic. But since I live in the states it's summer here.
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I unironically consider Peter Molyneux a role model. He started off designing some cracking games (I'll forever be sad that you can't play his first game "The Entrepreneur") and then saw that the gaming community is the biggest bunch of gullible manchild pussies on the planet and manipulated the shit out of them.

>tfw no autobiography
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>>36522555
I was scouted as a young talent for manchester city, I hate football but family made me do it, stayed for a year then quit, now im an overweight neet and nobody ever believes the story.
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>>36525227
Fable 1 was a proper sick game lad
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>>36525227
kek the guy who won the reward for godus clicking on that mobile app and reaching the centre never got his reward
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>>36525256
Populous, Theme Park, Dungeon Keeper

Cracking stuff
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>>36525227
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic lad?
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>>36525271
he got a small amount of cash
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>>36522555
How much time do you have? Grab a drink, stay a while. It all started 10 years ago wh-

*sc-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
*truck sounds*
*truck screams*

truck boys
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>>36522555
I was born on 25th of December

people always think it's somehow impossible like they close the hospital for christmas and you just have to hold the baby in until boxing day
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>>36525296
Christopher Eccleston
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>>36525296
Phil Collins

Pojfyjm
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>>36525309
they look like they should star in the hills have eyes 3
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That dude talking about wearing glasses, and his vision getting worse again 6 months later has made me paranoid now

Don't even want to get reading glasses instead it fucks up my non-reading vision.
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>>36522555

I lost a USB drive containing the current equivalent of 100 grand in bitcoin
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>>36525175
kek, well done for getting it off your chest lad. Idk whether LGBTQ+ will ever vouch for us, even within the movement lots of them hate each other. The options were always clear: change or beg to god for some kind of salvation on earth.
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Trying to get the energy to have a shower lads.
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>>36525477
I just want to beg to drink her pee and be her foot slave...
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>>36525489
at 10 past eleven? For what reason my guy just have one in the morning.
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John Oliver isn't funny at all. Do Americans only like him because if his quirky British accent? Reminds me of that mainstream meteor fucker.
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>>36525491
post sophie feet or sansafag gets it
oh wait, he already hero'd
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>>36525506
I need to get up to go to the jobcentre in the morning. I know I'll be freaking out and even spending 10 mins in the shower will seem like I'm losing 'freedom time' Plus my bed sheets stink and I feel weird changing them when I'm unclean.
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>>36525007
>tfw junlad will never teach you how to pick up women
>tfw you will never put your penis inside a vagina
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>>36525555
he'll probably just end up bumming you

nice numbers
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>>36521259
Lol you that guy I was talking to about tremz a few weeks back?
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Hao de bai de zhongwen zhen

Zhongwen bu douzheng wo

*xiahu Zhongwen*

Wo xingbie Zhongwen funu yu bai yinjing

*Qie xingbie zianchang*
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>>36525542
Aye lad I get you now, I got job center aswell as a fucking charity shop induction that if I dont go to ill be sanctioned, the fuckers thought that a induction at 10 and then a job center appointment at 12:50 was perfectly fine even though the shop and center are 10 minutes apart and it takes me 30 minutes to get to town.

I swear they do it on purpose.
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>>36525555
you can just pay a nominal fee for it you know.

I just find getting into the extreme fetish situations more fun like going to a local fetlife meet and peeing on some sluts cuck bf.
>>36525580
very true...
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>>36525604
Threw it through the old google translate

H AO of the white Chinese really thong steady fight me

* Scare z Hongwen *

W o Gender Z Hongwen V crossbow and silver border

* Q IE sex word is often *

Really made me think
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Feeling pretty depressed tbqh lads. Just don't know what to do anymore.
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>>36525650
Google translate wont get it because you can't write the accents here.
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>>36525605

Where on earth do trains like that exist?
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>>36525583
lol i think so. we were both saying that he producers hype music etc
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>>36525605
They want me to do some charity work too (Im the BPDlad on ESA). My main worry is I've got these fuck off self harm scars on my wrists and I'll be nervous about anyone seeing them
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>>36525659
>Feeling pretty depressed
>I know I'll listen to Radiohead
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>>36522584
ffs she's not gonna message me is she lads?
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>>36525766
tbf listening to sad things while sad makes me feel better. Well not better but sometimes its good to embrace the sadness instead of hiding it behind vengaboys
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>>36525780
Generic whores like her rarely do
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>>36525799
She's pretty far from generic mate. And we were best friends for years and added me so I was expecting something.
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aite lads i'm going to play halo coop with my boi housemate and have a chill time.

kissu kissu have fun :^)
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>>36525754
Ahh shit, yeah I dont know what your job consultant is like but mines a dick when it comes to personal problems, Im on mirtazapine so its hard to get up some mornings but when I tell my consultant that he just palms me off and says its not an excuse unless I have a not fit for work permit.
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>>36525766
>>36525789
>vengaboys
kek. For real though, it's daughter or crywank for me if I want to just ball my eyes out
every other day
This is just melancholy late night robot feels music.
You and whose army is a fucking masterpiece.
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Only bloody gone and found a packet of bourbon biscuits lad. Gonna munch them while I watch the new silicon valley tobedessy
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I fuckin love Ellie roe
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>>36525903
>Ellie roe
fuck, I just googled that and have it in my history now. Context and decency please lad, for next time.
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>>36525477

Stop using the extra letters on LGBT mate.
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>>36525935
Stop using extra letters on LGB mate
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>>36525935
>Q+ is too much for him to remember
Look mate, I'm not going to write a 456 letter acronym for whatever faggotry they have come up with this week, but for the sake of two extra key strokes I might as well be propper about things.
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>>36525852
>my Dad told me each love will be different
>my Dad told me each love will be good
>but my Dad's never had a broken heart
>because my Dad's got my Mum
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This doc was alright. Focused mainly on what Neo-nazis do when they get a bit older and calm down a bit. I think if I say anything more another row will kick off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzF-IzmfiXg&t=3s
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>>36525978
>>36525935
>Not just calling it 'the gay community' and telling trannies to fuck off
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>>36525983
>sophie poster likes queers.
Does the Q stand for quack?
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>>36525987
As much as he was being sarky with that line, it's first world problems for someone with a wife. I'm loved by nobody, and never will be.
>>36526006
Queen mate.
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>>36525930
So, you're a nerd?
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>>36525983

There's nothing "proper" about radical left wing ideology.

Are you going to add a letter for every single acronym for every victimised group when you can create a victimised sup group infinitely? >>36526006

>>36526006

Q is queer (but nobody can ever actually tell you what queer means) and + is for otherkin. You know, people who think they're worms and their pronoun is 'wormself'
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>>36525935
The Q has more right to be there than the T m8 but I agree that the + is fucking retarded.
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>>36526004
>>36526006
most people here like gays and trans and especially traps and cute crossdressing boys... you lads need to open your mind to the boipucci
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BIG BOY QUESTION

tell me your top 5 favorite albums in no particular order

here are mine:

>joy division - closer

>rolling stones - beggars banquet

>beach boys - pet sounds

>Biggie smalls - ready to die

>smashing pumpkins - Siamese dream
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>>36526039
My point is it's not a sexuality and only muddies the waters and makes gays all seem like super faggots who like to wear dresses and shit. Most gay lads like to fuck men not 'tee hee' girly roleplayers
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>>36526039
>most people here like gays and trans
Loud minority not a vocal majority
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>>36526037
>left wing
Left wing should be an economic term, lets call this social liberalism.
>+ is for otherkin
and lots of other shit too
I'm by no means a libtard, but let faggots be faggots.
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>>36526028
where did you discover crywank then
>tfw paperclips
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>>36526098
>where
here, like two months ago. You probably posted that song lad, thank you.
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>>36526037
>but nobody can ever actually tell you what queer means
This is your lucky day.

It's for people that don't see gender and just see people as people. It's also for people that see men as valid sexual partners but not relationship material but will only seriously date women and vice versa. Also for pansexuals and asexuals and everything else you can think of.

Before you say "that's retarded they're just bi" we're talking about their sexual identity, this isn't their sex or their gender, it's their sexual identity.

+ has no right to be there though.
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Crywank is fucking woeful, How can anybody over the age of 17 not cringe at these lyrics:
>>36525987

Its just fake-depressive shite
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>>36526130
That's retarded they're just faggots.
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>>36526112
i didn't but mental to know there's more than two fans all up in britfeel of these struggling DIY musicians from lancashire
>>36526138
nigra you don't think he wrote that when he was 17?
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Right lads. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna have that shower.
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wot uni lads?
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>>36526070
Not bad, but try this on for size

>Elliot Smith - Either/Or

>Nujabes - Modal Soul

>Jeff Buckley - Grace

>Biggie Smalls - Ready to Die

>Yes - Close to the edge

Siamese dream or Mellon Collie or up there as well desu
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>>36526130

Sexual identity is a personal whim and isn't the grounds for a political ideology which the radical marxist left are trying to force on everyone.

They're just retarded faggots.
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>>36526070
ready to die is fucking great.
>Radiohead - Amnesiac
>K. - Good kid M.A.A.D citty
>Daughter - If you leave
>Wolf allice - My love is cool
>Kins - Kins
Your taste is far too cultured for me ladd.
>>36526191
Lancaster. Kill me.
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>>36526184
no idea but its pathetic and cringeworthy, its teenage angst tier, it would not look out of place on some emo tumblr
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>>36526203
nice taste. I think my favourite radiohead album is in rainbows though. What do you do in lancaster? Is it that bad?
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>>36526155
Yeah but if you were having a conversation and people started talking about their sexual identity you could just tell them you're pansexual. Faggot is too broad a term.

>>36526202
You've been inside your house and on /pol/ too long lad. I don't know a single bender that cares about politics.
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>>36526191
Southampton

>>36526130
its all just a spectrum and stuff but some people care a lot about it and want to be accepted i guess.
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>>36526212
>a song written by an artist when they were in their teens reflects the opinions of teenagers
gee really makes you think huh
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>>36526184
>strugling
They're doing ok lad. Their top 3 songs on spotify have between 600k and 450k plays, not manzing but not bad for two years of being avaliable. (the albums came late to the platform).
>>36526242
I do econ, first year. Bad because I have no friends and just sit inside all day, alone. The usual robot problems.
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>>36526246

I don't go on /pol/ m8 it's just the reality we live in. Check out bill c16 in Canada where they added sexual identity to the list of protected terms under the hate speech clause.

So you're forced by law to use peoples made up ideology based pronouns or else it could count as a hate crime.
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>>36526325
>tfw virgin shaming is still not a hate crime.
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>>36526299
so I'm not wrong, how am I supposed to know how old he is? and I assume your an adult listenting to it so thats pathetic and cringeworthy
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>>36526338
well most disabilities and stuff are covered so maybe it is really.
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>>36526325
>oh my god I can't believe they're making it against the law to discriminate against a group of people that fuck differently from me

God forbid these people would have the same rights as the rest of us. Do you live on another planet?
>>
Any /Army lads/ here?
I have a question, is 26 considered too old to join?
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>>36526378
I think some international body did declare that inceldom (inability to find a mate) was a type of disablilty recently kek.
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>>36526302
I go to Lancaster too. Do you wanna meet up? No pretend normie shit, we can just embrace our autism and not give a shit
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>tfw no nausicaa gf
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>>36526195
have not listened to most of them artists except for nujabes who is great

>>36526203
>Your taste is far too cultured for me ladd

half of them i listened to because people kept recommending them or because i heard they where similar to other stuff i liked

good kid maad city is a great album. still havent listened to his latest album.
>>
>RANK edition
Perfect.
Do I fap now or do I go to the local chinese massage place tomorrow at 9?

>>36526413
No. You can still apply for special forces up to 32, so for the ordinary army you'll be fine.
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>>36526432
Prove it.
But yeah, totally. Post details.
Post details
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>>36526302
>spotify generates income
you are sadly mistaken there m8y potatey. they've grown another guitarist who is also their roadie since i last checked. so maybe they are going up in the world.
>>36526362
i don't dispute that their music is self indulgent emotional dross. if you had any of your work published when you were a teenager, no doubt people would say the same about yours too. the song in question was released fucking years ago mate. fact is they've published material since then and it's actually nice to watch a couple of guys who decided to write music for the sake of writing music grow and evolve over time, to the point where they've left the teenage angst driven emotional purge stage of their work behind.
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>>36526386

They already have the same rights as the rest of us.

Nobody has the right to force someone else to use made up words and then threaten them with hate crime laws when they say no.
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>>36526523
Well I only listened to that one song that was posted here once so I guess i'm jumping to conclusions a bit
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>>36526130
>It's also for people that see men as valid sexual partners but not relationship material but will only seriously date women and vice versa
You dont need a category for that it's just a preference ffs. Are people who only fuck fatties going to be a protected class soon?
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>>36526189
I did it lads. Muh balls are clean
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>>36526468
Problem is I'm a neet and I've been diagnosed with anxiety and depression in the last year, but I'm over it now
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>>36526586
giv us a wiff lad haha
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>>36522317
I loved TNG voyager was practically a copy of TNG haven't seen DS9 TOS is kind of repetitive (kirk gets stranded has to find his way back) but still enjoyable
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>>36526546
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
stay comfy
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>>36526483
I'm first year and study law. I'm in Bowland College and stay in Ash House
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>>36526790
The break and how specific you were makes me think you just google'd that tbqh.
Do you go to LURPS?
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>>36526790
So we just have to go there and look for a shutin
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>>36526840
You'll never find us. I'm practically invisible to the average normie.
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>>36526859
I'm not a normie. I know what I'm looking for
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>tfw constantly bullied over my voice
when will it end

>>36526070
have a nice life - deathconsciousness
my bloody valentine - loveless
the depreciation guild - spirit youth
slint - spiderland
swans - soundtracks for the blind

honourable mention to replica; i don't like shit, i don't go outside and giles corey
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>no weed
>no drink
>no brown
How the fuck am I meant to sleep?
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>>36526900
>constantly bullied over my voice
vooc that shit, I'm sure it's not that bad
I do love earl, hopefully more from him soon. Kind of gutted in a way that he came up with tha name, I'd like to use it for my autobiography.
not that anyone would read it
>>
>490 quid for 3 day DAS course
fucks sakes lads
not even booked it yet and I'm already bricking myself at the thought
what if I fuck up, then it's 490 quid down the shitter
but I'm sick of doing my CBT, i've done it 4 times now

fuck why did I have to be such a fucking autist
why does everything need to be analysed so fucking intensely
it's exhausting
it makes me want to hurt myself
>>
>>36526630
>anxiety and depression
The army is designed to knock anxiety on the head to prepare you for combat, but you're unlikely to be picked for anything frontline if you tell them you've had anxiety issues in the past (this also limits you if you want to push for SF unless you're an exemplary soldier). If you're super crap with anxiety they'll get you to repair vehicles or do paperwork. You'll still get combat training.
The depression can be a problem, but it depends really what your depression stems from. Most military training bases have some sort of psychiatrist now to make sure the troops are combat ready. And you'll have a talk with one of them before you enter to make sure you're in your right mind and ready. Then you'll get periodic reviews from a superior and the psyche team again.

>Im a neet
Better start exercising. The entry requirements can still be a challenge to the neet body.

>Im over it now
There's still time to relapse, make sure you're vigilant. These things creep up on you.

>>36526900
>muh child voice
Relax and speak from your gut. You can also do vocal cord stretches to help deepen and "gravelify" your voice.
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>>36523359
>No cardio
>Dies from a dodgy ticker
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>>36526830
>Do you go to LURPS?
Lol no mate I'm a shut in, I don't go to any societies. You said you wanted details, I gave details
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>>36526542
You do realise that gender dysphoria is a mental health problem and the closest thing to a solution we have is estrogen. Don't you think they feel just as shitty as the rest of us? When someone calls them the wrong gender in a derogatory way it really hurts them in a way we couldn't imagine. It's like you putting on a t-shirt that says virgin that you can't take off and everyone laughs at you behind your back but some are brave enough to just come out and mock you to your face.

And here's that bill you were talking about that clearly states that they'll only even look at it if the "offence was motivated by bias, prejudice or hate".

https://openparliament.ca/bills/42-1/C-16/

There's the source in case you were wondering.

>>36526579
Yeah but it's to protect them from just being labelled as faggots.
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>>36527011
>You do realise that gender dysphoria is a mental health problem
"How dare you! I was magically born in the wrong body, I'm not crazy!"
This is literally how some people react.
>>
>>36526952
i've posted it here before
originality is a struggle
>>
>>36522555
You're that faggot who takes pride in having the most (You)s in the thread aren't you? How can you be proud of that when your posts are so baity? Nothing impressive imo
>>
>>36527001
Come on thursday. They're autists like us, I promise you'll have friends. Bowland north SR 21 (I think).
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>>36527011

There's a difference between a legitimate mental health problem and radical left wing ideologues inventing gender pronouns infinitely.

Someone who sexually identifies as an attack helicopter because of their political ideology isn't the same as someone with gender dysphoria.

Okay then. Who decides if it was motivated by bias? The social justice kangaroo courts? Good luck trying to argue your case to them when their mind is already made up because you're a while male and therefore part of the "oppressor" group.
>>
>>36526989
Thanks anon, I'm going to call the army office tomorrow morning
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>>36522555
I am Prince Charles.

I'm serious.
>>
>>36527011
>it's to protect them from just being labelled as faggots.
If you sleep with both genders you're bisexual. No one cares if you only date one or prefer the other. You're a bi-slut and that's it.
>>
>>36527090
I'm too scared, there's no way I can go in a group. Anyone who is capable of that sort of interaction isn't an autist imo.

Don't worry anyway mate, I'll just carry on being a shut in. Socialising would have been too hard for me anyway
>>
>>36527159
But I want a friend
FeelsBadMan
>>
fuck lads. I'm on the verge of failing my first year at uni. I've been prescribed Sertraline, so I have medical proof of my anxiety and whatnot. Am I fucked? Will they let me retake? I'm panicking. I've buried my head in the sand for months and it's starting to dawn on me.
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>>36527111
>trips
Diana sex greentext pls
>>
>>36527079
Hey redd- britfeel. What did you assume was exagerrated until you experienced it?
>>
I'm not making the next thread btw. Gonna sort out a late night meal.
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>>36527173
Be fwends with your LURPS buddies :D
>>
Made a new thread, lads. You can find it here >>36527232
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>>36527219
;)))))))))))((()))))))))
I knew you were being a faggot, anon
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>>36527174
You can still pass the first year if you fucking knuckle down, if your uni is anything like mine then you've got about 2-3 weeks of pure cramming to do.
Put in an ECF and see if you can sit exams in june when people are retaking. Your personal tutor should be able to coach you through most of this stuff. Loads of people repeat the first year so don't worry about it.
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>>36527292
What would I have to do to get conclusively booted out of my uni?
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>>36527511
You'd have to be a complete tosspot to get kicked out. But its a combination of something like:
>Extremely poor grades (0-20% for everything) + attendance without valid reason or a deferral
>Rude to the lecturers, so much so that they no longer consider you worth teaching
>Many complaints from other students
>Failing a year or two already
>No improvement between first failed year and the current year, without a valid reason
Depends on your uni though.
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>>36527511
film your housemate taking a shit
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