>got a job and have to move out of mom's house >have

What exactly do you mean by adult things? The only adult thing I can't do is get laid.

>>36520967
suck it up, it's not that bad
don't idolize the NEEToddlers

>>36520985
Finding place to live, paying rent, insurance, buying a car, insurance and emissions for car, cooking, buying groceries, how to use a bank, how to use a credit card, get a credit card, how to pay bills, how to pay at the doctors office, how to wake up on time, buying clothes, paying taxes.

>>36520967
Just remember to lie on all those long forms everyone wants you to fill out for everything.
Alternatively Jack off onto the paper and stable a photo of you in panties dripping cum from anal stimulation on the back, that's how I got my appartment.

>>36521056
I love buying clothes! Remember now you can ask your parents for lots of money and cry about your upbringing if they say no, hundreds in cash by lunchtime, everytime.
And you USE the bank, they don't use you, so relax, become known as the know nothing jumpy kid at the bank and they'll do everything for you, that's how everything works really, if your confused, act confused and ask autism tier questions, like a grandparent would ask with the porn-machine, er computer.
People will come and help you.
Don't worry anon, and stop drinking if you do and please do not start, it's unhealthy!

>>36522770
>Remember now you can ask your parents for lots of money and cry about your upbringing if they say no, hundreds in cash by lunchtime, everytime.
What if your parents aren't rich?

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>>36520967
only decent thread on this board at the minute
i just want to finish tos, tng, ds9, b5, oz, lexx, sharpe some of my waifu shows, film backlog, then buy an ereader and completely cut off all internet aside from downloading /lit/ approved scifi to ease my dulled mind back into reading.
eventually i'll read philosophy and go through my pseudo intellectual stage specifically stoicism for normalfags like me to try and bear lifes burden and not be affected by people i come into contact with when i finally have to work
i hope i don't get forced into employment before then, i tend to be indecisive as the only responsibilities i have had for the last 2 years have been washing, hanging up clothes, cooking, cleaning floors and volunteering for a reference
i am worthless but i feel good and cosy

i don't even want money i just want to live with mum even though she is frustrating to explain things to sometimes, she will only get worse

>>36525278
>i hope i don't get forced into employment before then
How old are you?

>adult things
I fucking hate this term. Paying rent is not hard. Signing a lease is not hard. Paying utilities or any other kind of fucking bill is not hard.

Open an excel spreadsheet and plot out a budget and WOW! YOU'RE DONE! AMAZING!

Sort yourself out fag.

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>>36525474
>Paying rent is not hard. Signing a lease is not hard. Paying utilities or any other kind of fucking bill is not hard.
It seems hard to me.

>>36525459
I turn 20 in a few months

>>36520967
We all make this journey. I didn't have the benefit of anyone to help me figure it all out and I did fine. I got faith in you.

>>36526000
your female is disgusting I can't even imagine the smell, it might be nice for a few seconds out of the day when she rubs your scalp but christ I couldn't cope with that I'd rather have my own dialogue tha I say out loud if I want to talk
like I say "oh should we do that" then I say "yeah go on then" answering myself
its much easier

>>36526000
FUCK OFF TRIPFAGGGGGGGGGGGGGaewrgfaweGGGGG