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Who here healslut?

>tfw my tank is on a break for finals
>tfw the sub tank is an asshole
>tfw he heard about how me and my tank are more intimate than others and he literally said "no faggy shit" the day I met him
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I used to play medic classes in games but I'm not a giant faggot.
Is that a difficult concept?
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>>36808214
No I'm just actually a submissive fag and my tank gets off on it.
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>>36808194
>tfw you might enjoy healsluting
>tfw the discord is all cliques and memes too slow paced for your lewd inclinations

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>it makes me forget my problems
>it makes me numb to whats going on
>it makes me happy

i drink every weekend and sometimes on weekdays, i love the feeling and the hangover the next day its the only thing that makes me happy
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my sisters hates that i drink a lot but it replaces
>human interaction
>loneliness
>sadness
>feelings period
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I don't take drugs often but my sister came into my room last night and told me to do a line of cocaine with her.
later that night she found the friend she got it off dead via suicide.
she is now in the room next to mine it is 3pm here and we are both in bed but this is not normal for her.
how can I make her feel better.
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>>36808766
i don't know hold her in the hug position and comfort her, but if you're serious don't take advice from an depressed alcoholic

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Is there anything worse than being 12.5% Jewish and 87.5% Irish or Scottish?
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>>36808162
Yeah 100% of either of those.
Fucking kikes/jocks/micks
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>>36808162
literally anything else

jews and celts are the top-tier.
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>>36808162
this is masterrace combination desu

you have the control of language of the irish and the autism and intelligence of the jew

appearance-wise you might look like shit though

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>Complains about no GF
>Has never asked out a girl
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>how to find desirable girls?
>how to meet girls?
>how to talk to girls?
>how to get along with girls?
>how to become friends with girls?
>how to get a girl to develop a crush on me?
>how to know if a girl has a crush on me?
>how to work up the courage to ask a girl out?
>how to ask a girl out?
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>never asked out a girl
>never initiated contact with a girl
>been laid 5 times

the real problem is you're all unattractive, asking out girls wouldn't even help
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>>36808217
THUISBTB THISABTHISA THGIS . HOW DO I APPROACH A WOMAN IM COMPLETY LOST I WANT TO TAKE MY CAR SMASH IT INTO A TREE ALL I WANT IS A HUMAN OF TH EOPPOSITE GENDER TO LOVE ME IM ISCK OF PESSEMISTIC VIRGIN MALE FRIENDS I WANT TO STICK A KNIFE INTO MYT SKULL

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Should sex be classified as a Human right? Seems retarded to me that Western society hasn't yet mandated that virgins over the age of 20 be given free sex, perhaps by some department of attractive young girls. Those who signed up for it would be paid well, I'm sure.

I mean, I'm pretty sure a lack of sex drives people insane and makes them malignant members of society. So why hasn't the West dealt with this yet?
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>>36808140
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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>>36808670
>le EBIN movie quote in lieu of an actual argument
Back to rebbit with you my friend :^}
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>>36808725
Still holds true. You should have stayed in /r/incels

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day40

40 days in wew
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>>36808120
I hope u make it to a year at least op keep up the good work
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>>36808120
Nice job Kak man.

For the 50th day special you should post Jojo's Mom as well.
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>>36808120
For day 50 you should hang yourself on vimeo for upboats

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Roaming Millennial recently talked with a pretty bad looking tranny who insinuated that Roaming was promoting the white nationalist agenda by interviewing Richard Spencer. However, I noticed that the contempt from this poorly dressed man might be missplaced. I think that he picked a "fight" with Roaming out of jealousy, knowing that he will never, ever be a beautiful woman like Roaming. It stems from the underlying mental disorder of trannies.
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I honestly don't understand why these mentally ill people are taken seriously whatsoever on these issues.

It's a man who believes he is a woman.
Why do people act as if they are going to have any sensible opinions whatsoever?

Why the fuck would a non-white girl be promoting white nationalism?
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>>36808289

She isn't promoting white nationalism. That's the point. Also, she is half-white.
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>>36808289
ADHOMINEM MOTHERFUCKER

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>sorry anon I'm dog sitting tonight. We'll hang for sure though:)
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This thread is truly a work of art
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>>36808095
kek. in all honesty tho dog / cat people disgust me
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>>36808095
Need a source on this video.

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>paying extra for warranty
should i do it?
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Warranty on what?
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i dont think ive used a warranty on anything in my life
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>>36808013
cpu cooler.

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My girlfriend of 4 months went to a club and left me for some guy. She went out in Huston for her bday, I stayed home because I'm not 21 yet and she met some guy in one of the clubs and never came back to me.

I tried calling her and she didn't answer and in the morning I got a call from her phone but it wasn't her, it some guy that said something stupid like "ay got your girl makin them cheese eggs up right now you can have her when I go back to my city" then he laughed and hung up.

I tried calling her after that and it kept going to voicemail like her phone was off. I nessaged her mom on Facebook and her mom said she said she's out of town and doesn't want to talk to me. I didn't hear her until 3 days later at like 2am my gf called me from a number I didn't recognize and she was clearly drunk and said "you aren't acting right, I fly with the plane gang. I like to keep them sparklers coming, my baby just blew 59 racks" and then she going on about "plane gang gang and champagne bottles"

I haven't heard from her since then and that was 2 days ago. What is her fucking problem? I don't even drink, seriously is this what alcohol does to women? Give me one reason besides "muh feels" that it shouldn't be outlawed. I don't even know if I'm single or not anymore. She is just gone and I don't know when she is coming back. I can't study because I'm starting to get worried
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>>36807981
Sounds like Tyrone stole your gf
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Yeah, it wasn't the alcohol that made your gf cheat, it was her, you obviously aren't doing it for her

You are single now, don't ever contact her again, especially once she's used by Chad, she'll come crawling back
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Let me correct something for you:

ex-gf*

There we go. Now shes someone else's problem. Go study and fucking win at life my man. Go make that money and find yourself a real woman that cares about you.

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>Watch an anime
>It's about teenage love
>Boy and girl falling in love with each other in school
>Texting and meeting up during school trup
>tfw I will NEVER have that
>tfw it's too late for anything like that
Why does it have to be so painful? I thought I was okay with being alone for the rest of my life
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Romance anime is the worst garbage, especially the contemporary takes like Toradora and whatnot with its massively exaggerated emotions, trying to force impact into the viewer. Oldie and more subtle stuff like Maison Ikkoku is at least a little more like the real thing, but all of it is shit and should be avoided really.
Watch other genres my friend, solitary anime is soothing.
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>>36808124
All anime is exaggerated.
Romance is sort of comfy. The one I was watching was Tsuki ga Kirei. 4 episodes out, so far it's a bit generic as in the MC is extremely shy, but it's enjoyable, and atleast he was a bit assertive.
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I'll be your teenage lover (30 years old) (gay)

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R9k omegle thread

tags : r9k r9komegle 4chan
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>>36807911
I'm so alone. I need social interaction.
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>>36807911
>>36808096
Im there right now...
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>Can't find anyone
Oh well

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>Sort of bored, decide I'll read some autistic short stories or fan fiction or something
>Specifically want to read something inspired by oldschool 90s anime
>Go to Fictionpress, under the "Manga" genre
>Go to the last page in reverse chronological order. Stories written in 2000, inspired by anime
>Aww shit, this is gonna be hilarious!
>Despite how cheesy and corny all the stories are, they remind me of a simpler time
>All the stories are vaguely similar tales of young Japanese school kids that get super powers with their friends
>All of them remind me of what it was like to walk home after school with my friends in middle school
>That time is forever lost
>It will never be the same.
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>>36807909
Also
>Anime used to be about tough guys training to prepare for battle and people blasting each other with machinegun mounted dino tanks. It used to be about some dumbass having a harem of cute alien bitches trying to suck his pickle.

>Now it's about trying to get away with as much CG shit as possible.
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>>36808189
I hate how everything uses flash now. Fuck. I wanna go back
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I always see people shitting on others for having "nostalgia", but I never actually see anyone provide a solution. I honestly miss certain aspects of the way things used to be, and though I know I'm looking through a majority of it with rose tinted glasses, I can't help but to wonder what things would be like if we didn't get rid of everything as soon as it's deemed "inefficient" by some marketing team.

I really like having Netflix and YouTube at my disposal, but I really miss Blockbuster.

The internet is great and all, but I really miss the "world wide web" of the early 2000s. I love looking up facts on any given show's wiki page, but what about the fan driven "shrine" sites that used to be everywhere?

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Press F to pay respects

2013-2017
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F
Bravo concept.
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>>36807901
yik-yak is dead?
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I wish I gave it a try in its prime

Oh why.. why cant you be real.. ;-;
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>>36807896
Looks exactly like the side chick from Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
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>>36807896
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHH

originalso my robotic filter nigger
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>>36807956
>tfw when you helped Marie win the final splatfest

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