Who here healslut? >tfw my tank is on a break for finals

I used to play medic classes in games but I'm not a giant faggot.
Is that a difficult concept?

>>36808214
No I'm just actually a submissive fag and my tank gets off on it.

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>>36808194
>tfw you might enjoy healsluting
>tfw the discord is all cliques and memes too slow paced for your lewd inclinations

I would be, but I can't meet anybody worth teaming with, so I always just play whatever class works best solo.

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>>36808194
>TFW there are basically no Overwatch doms who are at least 4.2k SR and it's hard to feel submissive to people who suck at the game.

The struggle is so real. I just want to be a healslut while being carried by someone better than me.

>>36808340
>someone better than me.

That's the best part about it. Accepting that you're a healer because you aren't good enough to do more. Then a big burly daddy comes along and tells you to follow him, as long as you suck his cock when he's done.

All of this gay shit. All of it. Is TRASH

Stop playing video games for at least a fucking and just maybe, MAYBE you'd a get an actual girlfriend

Video games are fucking cancer

>>36808381
I'm actually a homosexual though.

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>>36808381
>Posting on /r9k/
>Pretending like every thread isn't full of traps and degeneracy.
Oh, Anon..

>>36808516
or so you've convinced yourself

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>not playing mage and hitting on all the gamer gurls who pick tank/berserker

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>falling for the dom/sub meme
Why would you be able to see the value of presenting yourself as being cute, naive, and innocent, but not also want that in your partner? Otherwise you're just tainting everything and making it too sexual

>>36808194
I miss S4league because I could lead the team while healing
>run behind the fumbi holder
>better point of view
>notice snipers and stuff
>hold my personal army around me with healing

>>36808589
I mean that as in I like dicks and man butts. Like I'm really gay, I'm not into traps or femboys. I like big manly men and always have.

>>36808516
Normie get out etc. etc.

>tfw real life healslut

>>36808954
Show me your real life asshole

>take female hormones
>have tits now and dress in women's clothing
>literally maximum degenerate
>always play tank

How did it go so wrong?

>>36808340
Just try and make it so you have to play worse - Rebind all your controls to stupid shit, change your mouse sensitivity to something horrible, distract yourself with masochism stuff or buttplay / whatever.

I'm just throwing some ideas out. Bonus points if your dom picks your handicaps.

You'll still be 4.2k in real life, but I bet you could handicap yourself down to like 3k ability.

Oh yeah no coordinating your teammates over mic, just accept your fate when they feed the game away

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>>36808194
>tfw he heard about how me and my tank are more intimate than others and he literally said "no faggy shit" the day I met him
he sounds like my kinda guy
t. someone who plays healers and cant stand faggots like you

>>36809012
>healer main
>thinks he's not a faggot

You just haven't discovered your own love of cock, anon.

No delicious traps or qt boys tho because I'm on my phone

Tank here.

I had a healslut once. good stuff. little feminine trap boy. wiped a raid because instead of healing me he was sucking me off, and I was pushing buttons badly.

he got more masculine later on, lost interest.

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>>36809077
ive played with people like you
always too busy jacking off to do mechanics right
like >>36809148
literally most frustrating thing for people who care about the game and want to do well

>>36809235
I cared about the game and did plenty well, fuckboy. Everbody has an off night.

My night was just GETTING off though. We did well the next encounter. :^)

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>>36809235
Hey I take offense to that

Just because I love cum doesn't mean I'm some fuck-arounder who likes ruining people's raids.

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>>36809260
>was too busy sucking me off to heal and everyone died
>off night
yeah
nah
kill you're self
>>36809306
ive seen too many people who are just total faggots to believe that

Welp, now I got a new fetish. need me a good Healslut asap

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>>36808986
because everyone else is retarded and we know that the only way to win is to take the lead away from the retards and slam ourselves down on hard cocks and take charge of the situation because no one else is fit to.

t. on hormones and max degenerate and have tried my best to healslut in wow and overwatch but end up needing to tank and solo everything.

>people posting post-ulduar raids like they're accomplishments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

grats on beating babbymode raids plebs

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>>36809396
mop was the best raiding expatiation
this is fact
if you disagree you did not play at a level that matters

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>>36809396
If you didn't like firelands, and throne of thunder you can't fuck my tight boipussi.

Ulduar was good though, I would love to have something like flame leviathan again or mimiron.

I would be a healslut if I played a game I enjoyed healing in!

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>>36809396
how's this for progress?

>>36808340
I'm a 4.2k dps main with two mercy mains riding my SR train daily. Ones a female and the other a gay bitch boy.

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>>36809445
expansion
lol opps

What games do I have to play to get a healslut? I can't remember the last time, if ever, that I actually had a healslut while playing Tank.