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If you're both NEET how do you get money for weed?

>>36888979
is that an offer? i'm not gay but i'll happily pretend

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Yeah, I know that feel anon.

>assuming anyone would, could or will ever want to be "more than friends" with someone like you
Give up

>>36888962
we all get nervous and a bit or two dramatic from time to time. all that matters is that you slowly learn from it and try to overcome it.

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>>36888983

> Assuming love is something necessary to live with.
Move on OP

>you will never be black
Thank God for that.

>>36888910
>A$ap
>tall

>>36888910
why are his gums brown?

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>>36888885
agr-E

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Normal people need to vacate this online space!

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regular men and women are not welcomed by me on this online nexus

>>36888883
pretty simular here i wanted to be a lab assistant but failed my GCSE so i tryed to be a pumber but failed the tst then tought fuck it i'll just join the military...failed the test im a forklift drivre now

>>36888883

Being a power ranger wasn't going to pay my bills

I wanted to be a mad scientist working on some next-level shit in a dark underground facility, similar to you.

Unfortunately, I've ended up more mad and less scientist, so now I just shitpost in a dark room while scraping through a physics degree, failing and retaking every second unit.

>>36888872
Actually the girl you love probably swallows or takes it in her pussy. Cum facials aren't really a thing because they're messy and a pain to clean. So swallow or creampie

>>36888934
No, she lets him do anything he wants because he is a man who takes what's his

>>36888872
Why is fake cum so unaesthetic on 3DPD?

>>36888871
Others? No. Not for you.

Younger girls you dumb fucking cunt

girlfriend (male)

origami oregano

Is it difficult to live in Romania as a gay man?

>>36888963
OP here, forgot to say I'm male...
In the capital, you must remain hidden
keep all the things in the bedroom, and everything will be fine

>>36889021
Would you get beaten up if people found out you're gay? Would your parents disown you?

ymmv but drugs

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If you really wanna know what drugs i use to combat anxiety, especially social.. it is pregablin. Pregablin is like alcohol or benzos but does not give you a hangover. The downside is that it can only be done twice a week max without developing tolerance or dependence.

Long term, psychedelics have helped me realize how anxiety forms as a feeling. Its like a snake that eats itself. Anxiety is a positive feedback loop where the fact you notice how anxious you are makes you more anxious.

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Separate your mind from your body
Rationally tell yourself that your symptoms are just a reaction to stress and will pass in due course.

>>36888774
Ignore them, what could I possibly gain from entertaining these sluts?

pee myself

>>36888774
casually place my cock in one of their mouths and hope they don't notice

>>36888717
its only cucked if you self-instert as the black guy

>>36888735
Umm no it's the exact opposite of that

>>36888717
Welcome to the dark side, I have only fapped to BBC porn for about a year now, my 5 inch white dick feels more inadequate than ever

Just send friend/follow requests to anyone and everyone. Normies don't seem to mind if you're actually a friend or not.

I have 55 friends on Normiebook. I've never once sent a single invite to anyone. I just wanted a profile to lurk the college group. But I feel too nervous to decline friend requests from people I know.

Why would you want to sterilize your mind by participating in social media? It's the legitimate cancer of first world society.

>>36888642
First, you need friends

>>36888602
Bring back old 4chan values and conducts

>>36888602

Move 4chan to the darkweb

Normies will be too scared to access it because muh-darkweb

While we just produce quality memes.

>>36888602
As someone that frequents /tg/ primarily: kill generals and actually enforce global rule 3.

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>>36888550
Nobody ever tried to bully me.

>>36888550
I've had girls who pretended to be into me on msn, only to come to school the next day and she'd be laughing at me with all her friends.

Started to avoid contact with girls after this happened 2 times. Still a 26yo kv at the moment.

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>>36888667
>I've had girls who pretended to be into me on msn, only to come to school the next day and she'd be laughing at me with all her friends.

FUCK

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>>36888536
What did you get, anon? I haven't had one in a while.

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>Dad never let us get McDonalds because he hated a man whose surname was McDonald

>>36888600
ur daddy a homer simpson ass n*gga