tfw no neet bf to live with and get drunk or high with daily ;-;

If you're both NEET how do you get money for weed?

>>36888979
is that an offer? i'm not gay but i'll happily pretend

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Yeah, I know that feel anon.

If I get drunk I'd probably yell and hit you

am fembot ;-; and idk dont some people get neet bucks

>>36889007
that's probably ok

>>36889010
Why not just find a programmer otaku who will rush straight home after work to avoid any unnecessary human contact between work and you?

>>36888979
>be alcoholic
>also smoke too much weed
>broke as fucjk
>gf hooks me up with everything and does it herself too
>she is/gets pretty unstable
>lots of substances, lots of emotional mess
>much less sex than you'd expect

it's not bad but it's far from the dream, dont get carried away.

>>36889063
well that sounds ideal but idk how to find one

>>36888979
Where are you from anon? I could be that neet.

>>36889075
Well I'm one, but I doubt you'd find me

>>36889043
I wouldn't mean it.
I'd cuddle you afterwards.

>>36889010
listen dollface, i'll be your NEET bf, but i haven't worked up the will to go to a doctor and get a prescription yet so the NEETbux are a no go. meaning you're going to have to be my beta provider. i'll cook for you and smoke and drink with you, but you have to buy that stuff. ok cool looking forward to our life together

>>36889068
how long have you been togother

>>36889095
going for 4 years. it's a mess but we stick somehow

>>36888996
I have bad news, anon.
You are gay.

>>36889010
Instead of being NEET you can be me live-in maid with benefits. You need to cook and clean but you will still have plenty of time for vidya and getting high.

>>36889139
listen
listen
i just don't want to be a wagie
if i have to take a cock to continue life as a NEET then i'll spread wide and take it with a smile
i'm not gay though

>>36889063
That's me except I don't program.

>>36889093
im not a hugee fan of cuddling but nice offer ty

o and im from the uk

God I just want to hurt you.
If you let me hurt you, I'll love you.

>>36889228
Click on the number at the end of a post to reply to it

>>36889229
thats a bit mean don't you think so

>>36889237
i knoww but it kept saying error when i tried with that post

>>36889094
>dollface
dropped

>>36888979
>tfw no NEET gf that gets verbally abusive and makes me eat her out when drunk
>tfw no NEET gf that gets incredibly horny when high and makes me eat her out for hours on end to satisfy her

>>36889182
are you nice

>>36888979
>tfw no neet bf to live with and get drunk or high with daily ;-;
yeah we can do that, i've always wanted a neet gf to hang out with like that
what do you like to drink and what drugs do you like?

>>36889264
fine then, i guess i'll just have to wait until a man wants the same thing you do and i can finally show how grand i am at pretending to be gay

>>36889284
not tried any other drugs but i would if i had the chance. i just drink vodka since thats what i usually have at home

>>36889282
I'm the guy he replied to and I'm very nice. My dad's gf says I'd be very popular with ladies if I went out. Instead I look on the internet for a housewife gf

>>36889314
vodka is good, it's what i drink too. i've tried a few drugs but not too much. do you have skype?

>>36889331
i do but can i add you

>tfw no irl friends
>people near where i am in the map threads do not wanna meet me

>>36889318
well it seems like your dads gf would fucc try to make her your housewife

>>36888979
I'm a qt NEET boy with a stable income without working (obvs), but I'm not a FUCKING DEGENERATE WHO SMOKES WEED.

NORMIE GET OFF OF MY BOARD. REEEEEEEEEEE

>>36889349
maybe somethings off about you?

>>36889386
post your face "qt" boy
this non-gay needs to nut

>>36889372
Nah, dad's too nice for me to do that and I want someone closer to my age

>>36889406
no fuck off, I look like a twelvie and whenever I post my face on this mongolian throat singing imageboard, I get bullied.

>>36889386
neither do i desu but i would if someone else is buying

>>36889345
you can email me your skype username
[email protected]

>>36889417
the why oh why do you call yourself cute?

>>36889410
awe sweet

>>36889432
because I am cute, just not under the attractive definition.

>>36889453
oh i see, cute like a beautiful baby boy
i can dig it

>>36889395

am in louisville KY and live next to a police station.

>>36889462
>implying that babies are cute

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>>36889503
>implying my beautiful baby boy isn't 10-12

>>36889541
so are we gonna fuck now or later?

>>36889615
when fate brings my cock to your ass my sweet child

>>36889164
how much $$ do they get?
Where are you located?

>>36889675
so is that gonna be now or later?

>>36889696
do you feel my cock in your ass?
if not i'm going to go with later

>>36889680
There have been lots of threads about it lately. I think one is still up. Answers vary wildly. Some girls are happy with just being fed and taken care of, others want something like 1k a month on top of food and bed, which is still pretty cheap.