>these girls come up to you and say Hi What do?

>>36888774
Ignore them, what could I possibly gain from entertaining these sluts?

pee myself

>>36888774
casually place my cock in one of their mouths and hope they don't notice

>>36888774
immediately begin eating the arse

>>36888774
Just keep doing whatever I'm doing and responding to them politely.

>>36888774

look behind me to realize that they're talking to someone else and then get out of the way

>>36888774
Bellow a mighty REEEEEEEEEE until the roasties leave my presence

>"h-h-h-hii"
>keep walking like I have something important to do

Tell these Lilith's to go fuck off

A few times in my life some young (14-16yo) staceys have approached me in a large group and then either stood there doing nothing or said "hi sexy" etc and slap my ass. Don't know why they do it, I must look like an easy target for bullying or w/e

>>36888866
How old were you when they did this? I'm 21, and I sometimes have high school girls flirt with me. Maybe they're just doing it for laughs, but it sure makes me feel good.

>>36888774
doubt that would happen but i would probably say something along the lines of "what's up?"

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Are you lost? Why are you talking to me?

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is my gf around ? if so, say hi and keep on walking. if not i'll chat for a sec, enjoy the attention, and then leave.

now, if single......... let's not go there on /r9k/

Back off rainbow bitch. I don't want coal burner AIDs.

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u want sum dik?

>>36888881
It happened several times between the ages of 18 and 24ish. I look younger than I am though

>>36888774
>say hi back
>??????????

What reaction were you looking for?

>>36889002
It's great. You become a young adult, and suddenly you get a lot more attractive in the eyes of young Stacies. It's cute when they giggle.

>>36888774
" can you ahegao for me?"

>>36888774
Girl on the right looks like this chick Hayley I knew in middle school. She was always nice to me and on the last day of school she wrote her number and "hit me up :)" in my yearbook. I never did. Now I'm a 20 year old KHV

I'm being scammed. Nothing good will come of it. I grab one of each of their boobs and tell one of them that the other girl's are better, then I run away

Get on my knees and service them like they deserve.

Bend over and take their strap on like a good boy

>>36889235
I want to make them submit to me and make out with each other for my enjoyment.

>>36888887
>>36888889
nice original get that is original
>>36888888

>>36888774
If you could only fuck one, which would you pick? I'd go for the one on the right. She looks like she could be both super sweet, and a huge slut, depending on your mood.

>>36888774
Tell them to fuck off. I'm not buying whatever they're selling, whether it's sex, drugs, perfume, or whatever else.

>>36888774
Blonde Stacies are so fucking hot.

Ignore the bitches
Brunettes>blondes

i'd probably go home and start a thread on r9k about how 2 girls i asked out on a date said no

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>>36888774
>talking to stacies and not honing your skills with your trusted katana.

Panic, but try to respond, in an attempt to not drop my spaghetti

"what's up?"

origizamo

>>36890581
Brunettes are the best girls to talk to, but blondes are sexy.

>>36890664
>asking two girls out at once

There's your problem.

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>>36888774
say hey keep walking if they keep approaching me and talking ill see what they want and express my true self and that will surely deter them.

NO SPECA ENGLISH

I like when pretty girls talk to me. Even if I know I'm not getting sex. They just brighten my spirits by talking to me while being so pretty.

>attempt to flirt and make some dumb joke like "I wonder what it's like to make out with a girl who has her tongue pierced?"
>realize neither of them have a tongue piercing
>start producing spaghetti at an alarming rate

This happened to me a couple times when I was young and cute. I didn't know at the time that I was cute. I suppose I should have put two and two together from all the gay men who hit on me at the time.

Anyway, I instantly assumed the girls were trying to play a trick on me for bully purposes so I was rude to them.

>>36888774
Say hey if we are just walking by and if I know her ask her whats shes been up too.
Why did you post this thread?

Tell em to fuck off. For that typa girl to talk toe it's cause they want something from me or to use me for something. I'm not fuckin stupid.

bravely run away

>>36888881
>I'm 21, and I sometimes have high school girls flirt with me.
They want you because all the faggots in highschool cant get beer and smokes or have money.
Get a car and an apartment in the city and you will be surprised how easy pussy is.

>>36888774

I would punch the one on the left in the face and then give the one on the right 6 german suplexes in a row.

>>36888774
I say Hello and unless we have business with eachother which is very unlikely I wish them a nice day and head off on my way

right then cunts
suck this knob or fuck off
no time for small talk

>>36888774
>FUCK OFF CIA NIGGERS