Why didn't you follwo your childhood dream?

>>36888883
pretty simular here i wanted to be a lab assistant but failed my GCSE so i tryed to be a pumber but failed the tst then tought fuck it i'll just join the military...failed the test im a forklift drivre now

>>36888883

Being a power ranger wasn't going to pay my bills

I wanted to be a mad scientist working on some next-level shit in a dark underground facility, similar to you.

Unfortunately, I've ended up more mad and less scientist, so now I just shitpost in a dark room while scraping through a physics degree, failing and retaking every second unit.

>>36888883
>picked profession my father used to do
>chemistry, not interested in the slightest on the subject
>bored teen, dropped out of education and started boozing
>boozing turns to video games, just play games and watch videos all day long
>10 year gap in CV, more unemployable than a actual criminal
>white so no affirmative action to save my ass
How could this happen to me~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ

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>>36888966
>white so no affirmative action to save my ass
just activate your white privilege card dude

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>>36888985
>no rich relatives to mooch from
>family is piss poor
>no corporate connections / any business connections
>employment office doesn't offer real work only training crap and "work experience" in telemarketing
Where my white privilege at yo?

>>36888923
Too stupid for the military, that's an achievement in it's own right.

>>36889012
>Where my white privilege at yo?
there is no such thing as white privilege, I wish tho

>>36889032
Yep, might be class privilege the SJW's etc are whining about, but if they admit it is a class privilege that would mean they have it too since they are mostly middle class or higher spoiled brats
Gotta love the current years, everyone has a voice so the idiots shout the loudest and media is lapping it up like ambrosia

When I was 8...
I wanted to be dead

no i don't want to install half life 1 stop it. I shoudn't play games anymore.

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>>36888883

>wanted to be a vet
>got into medschool instead
>spend my whole day taking care of shit people in a tiring job
>wonder ever single day how life would be better if I was a vet
>I could even have my own kennel now
>I could have my own little clinic
>nope, gotta wake up 4am tomorrow and head down to a 24h shift at the local hospital

I achieved so much yet I achieved nothing.

>>36888883
because I did not become spiderman.

>>36888883

Dammit, did the same shit with telecommunications. Wanted to be a tr00 h4x0r living in an underground server facility having the entire interwebz at my peril. Couldn't work it past a network programming 101 course. Fucking C sockets, how do they work?

Turned out I was more realistic at six when I wanted to be a cashier cause people line up to give them money all day.

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>Admire SWAT
>Wanted to become a cop in hopes of becoming SWAT
>Cystic Fibrosis
JUST
>wanted to be a scientist working at an underground facility like in hl1
I also want to be dead

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>>36888940
You could still be one. You can just make a fan show without the name "Ranger"in it and post vids on YouTube. Only issue is that you'd need friends.

>>36888883
Because a fighter pilot requires a sound body and my parents neglected me hardcore growing up. Turns out having rheumatic fever for the first 2 years of your puberty stage isn't conducive to a robust body let alone an average one.

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>>36888883

>wanted to be a graphic designer
>wanted to work in a nice clean studio and take it easy working on something that came naturally to me
>finish college get a portfolio
>get a studio apprenticeship
>2008 happens
>studio cuts people
>other studios close due to no work from other business
>do freelance for a bit
>not enough work and India and eastern europe made it a rat race to the bottom charging 100gbp-200gbp worth of work for 10gbp-20gbp online Its usually stolen or ripped off
>if you put self-employed on a cv it seems to make it harder to get the job you want
>end up with useless degree
>have to lie on cv about work experience because a supermarket doesn't want to here about your self-employed or studio work
>only jobs are bar work and retail in area
>they get flooded with applications

I guess the idea of being an astronaut just got less exciting the more I learned about real space travel.

>Wanted to be an engineer
>Not good enough at math because I'm a slow learner and I don't do enough homework/practice
>Completely fucking lost
>End up as a mediocre programmer