Today I complete 20 years, still a virgin, kisseless and all that stuff, im fucking almost killing myself but still trying to keep up, making a psychology college, so anons, some tips to a mage apprendice?
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Im yet a magician assistant with my 18s, and every thread like this I feels like this is just another older version of me, I dont want to die alone damn
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>>36901957
don't worry, only the strong become wizards, the others die of pure agony before, i need pills to supress the agony so i don't have a heart attack, but it still hurts, a lot
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>>36901731
i lost my virginity at 20. just save up 200 and get something clean
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What does it mean when someone makes a post that says
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and why is it doubled like that?
Also, what does the t. stand for when someone replies to you saying t. pleb or something?
Also, ITT: ask meme questions I guess
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The London thing began on /fit/, when a girl(?) posted and one of the posters there posted "pls be in London" and it mutated into what you see today.
t. is an abbreviation for a Finnish word that's equivalent to the English 'regards,'
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>>36901856
t. helpful Anon
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>>36901706
It's to show they're posting or commenting from that particular location, and that they're attention whores.
>what does the t. stand for
I forget what it actually stands for, it's Finnish or something but it's basically signing off on what you are
If someone adds it to the end of their post they're just saying that they're that particular thing and thus experience and trustworthy to be saying that.
Like a law student giving legal advice on r9k would end his post with "t. law student" to say that he is that, a plumber would say "t. plumber" after giving advice on how to unclog a toilet or something, etc.
When other people reply to your post and say t. pleb or t. cuck, it's just a roundabout way of calling you a pleb or a cuck.
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>Parents made you genetic shit.
>Can't rightfully get vengeance on them because of societal norms even thought they've afflicted you with a hellish existence.
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You can always use psychological warfare, nothing wrong with that and more effective.
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>>36901688
>Mixed black/french canadian
>soft/no distinguisable facial features (as a male this BAD)
Why couldn't I be just one race? All those race purists? I get it. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
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Your parents can't control how you come out, you complete imbecile. But hey, it's always this more easy to push the self-loathing on others, yeah?
If you hate yourself this much, then let it consume you, but don't hurt others. Just off yourself, but don't blame others that have nothing to do with your petty problems.
You ought to be grateful towards your elders. Shameless short-sighted fool. I am deeply sorry for your parents.
If you were to compare yourself to a car, what would you be?
and describe the reason.
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>>36901686
A bicycle
One with a busted tire
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>>36901686
I literally don't know anything about cars.
I don't know how normies are like "oh did you see that ZX-C Ford Taurus with the modified decarbulators and galvanized LED torques?" and it was just some fucking grey car passing by the corner of our eyes.
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>>36901761
this actually kind of triggers me
what makes normies so obsessed with this ancient technology?
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>therapist caught me jerking off in her office and doesn't want to see me anymore
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>therapist found the jerk office
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Why did you jack off in her office anon
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>>36901640
That's really funny dude did you nut :>
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>"Well look who decided to join us. What happened Anon, did your girlfriend get a computer virus?"
>*roaring laughter fills the room*
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>>36901541
*180 out the room*I fucking hate it when they make snide comments. Yes, I left my room. Stranger things have happened. Shut the fuck up.
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>>36901541
>walk back into room
>load AR-15
>Mag dump
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>>36901642
>cant spell /r9k/ without /k/
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>go to local trade-in place to pick up a copy of Hard Boiled (never seen it before)
>open up SnapChad because I'm bored
>qt's story says "If anyone wants to date me that'd be cool"
>I've tried my luck here before
>Figure there's no harm in trying again, she'll probably say no
>say "Yo, you wanna hang out some time?"
>at checkout
>Hard Boiled is $5.38
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>walking back to the car, excited
>she replies with "yea sure"
>I'm so jazzed about the cheap-ass Hard Boiled the agreement didn't even phase me
I don't even care that she reneged a little later by being cagey about when she'd be free next.
ITT: Best deals you've ever gotten.
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Nice try bragging about your date on r9k
Quick rundown on that movie? I'm torrenting it right now
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>>36901514
>Asking for a relationship on social media
She just wants a relationship as a personality accessory, and you're just as bad for offering yourself
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>"yea sure"
I give it 2 days
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> tfw you just want to be a good cute little waifu
> tfw being cute doesn't pay the bills
> tfw you have to camwhore to pay bills
> tfw you try to cosplay and make youtube videos and stream videos but those don't bring in enough cash to stop being a degenerate
> tfw all you want to do is be pretty and cute and have people like you but that will never happen
pic related i've almost got my super sonico cosplay done
not that anyone cares l m a o
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POST IT
LONDON
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>>36901474
ALSO FORGET TO MENTION PLS BE GIRL(MALE) AND HAVE CAT EARS LIKE FELIX
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>>36901511
no sorry im a grill~
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>you will never have a submissive Robot slave to sexually abuse and dominate
Feels bad, man.
t.Gaynon
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What a homo. I bet you like boys dont u
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>>36901453
Yesh :3
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>>36901426
Who's dominating who?
They're both locked up?
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How do I get a gf like pic related? Pic related.
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>>36901425
Buy pencils and pens then draw her
EZ
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>>36901425
>How do I get a gf like pic related? Pic related.
Women are universally fucking garbage
You want a bf
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>tfw no nerdy baby-faced gf to spank/bully/humiliate me
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Today i've shaved my penis and asshole very precisely and then masturbated anally, i mean i was jerking off later too cus it's impossible to reach an orgasm just masturbating anally, and it was fucking amazing.
Last time when i shaved these parts was half a year ago and i wasn't doing that yet.
It felt like i was touching sweet pussy, really, it's the new level of masturbation, especially when you have desires to be a woman and try to feel like her
pic rel is how smooth it felt
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>>36901382
>it's impossible to reach an orgasm just masturbating anally
You just havent hit the right spot anon, keep trying
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>>36901399
i mean it's possible physically, but not for me yet (yeah, maybe i haven't hit the right spot, but don't feel like i want trying doing it, cus current masturbation is satisfying enough for now)
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>>36901382
what did you use for this?
I haven't done butt play since I was a teenager and not sure If I want to try it again.
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Sorry I've been away gents. IRL stuff got in the way.
In better news, I'm lining up a date now with a chick who is going to offer BBFS+CIP.
>inb4 normies get mad about STDs
Anyway, ITT we:
>Post pics
>Swap stories
>Share tips
>Newbies ask how to book
Pro tip:
If you brush your teeth, trim your pubes, and wash everywhere with soap, then you will pass muster. Don't gotta Bee yourself but you Doo gotta have $200.
Lets get you robots laid. Post ITT today!
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>been 2 weeks since I last saw a girl
>want to see her again but I deleted the last girls number by accident like a retard
>looking through ads, the only girl I can find that's verified as real, looks decent, and doesn't have a bunch of reviews calling her a thief only sees people during the day and I don't get off work until 10pm
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>>36901346
I'm not shaving my pubes if I'm fucking a paid slut. I'm already paying for pussy at that point. I'm not going any kind of extra mile for such an encounter.
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At the Nevada brothel's after paying a more then reasonable amount of money I noticed that all the girls there want a hug and like 2 out of 4 even kissed me on the cheek.
But, all of them hugged me afterwards and properly said good bye.
I wonder if they are told to do that or if they just want to?
I should ask next time I go.
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JLUMPF FLUMPF DRUMPF
Bump
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bramp a dramp dump scrump
just
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blaramp dramp skimpy dimpy
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I hate my voice. I hate my American accent, it's so deep, dull, drawn out and boring.
>duuuuuude like america man
>bro
>bro
>dude
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>>36901289
Then practice speaking in another accent.
If you have vocal fry, take deeper and more frequent breaths while talking.
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Go to the UK and start appreciating your glorious neutral accent.
>tfw you moved to northern england and you listen to these chavy trashy shit northern accents
my fucking god.
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>>36901289
>I hate my voice it's too deep :(((
I sound like I'm fucking twelve OP
fuck you
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that raised by a single mother feel
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it's fucking awful isn't it
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>>36901257
Women should never be allowed to raise children.
They lack discipline, honor, and personal integrity.
t. Son of a useless single mother
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>tfw mentally and physically ruined because of it