>"Well look who decided to join us. What happened Anon,

>>36901541
*180 out the room*I fucking hate it when they make snide comments. Yes, I left my room. Stranger things have happened. Shut the fuck up.

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>>36901541
>walk back into room
>load AR-15
>Mag dump

>>36901642
>cant spell /r9k/ without /k/

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>did your girlfriend get a computer virus

lel

>>36901577
"Whoa cool it champ. Why don't you take your meds and come back down when you are ready to act like an adult?"

What's wrong with thier faces they look ugly as fuck

And no my gf didn't get a virus heard yours got a STD from unprotected sex with niggers though

That's what you faggots get for having a family! Ha HA I'm ahead of the game ONCE AGAIN

>>36901541
>old people and uglies
Nothing to worry about desu

>>36901697
>Implying I don't internalize my thoughts

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>>36901541
>Well look who decided to join us. What happened Anon, did your girlfriend get a computer virus?

hahah! yeah ...smile for the camera

*roaring laughter fills the room*
*sits down at the head of the table. scoots closer to white guy. blank stare at grandma*

>>36901773
yeah same here

oguiweflugkdas

>>36901541
>>36901697
Jesus eh family I wonder if the reason I despise you and want to stay as far away from you as possible is because you constantly mock me just like that and not once in my existance have showed a sign of true compassion or understanding of my mentallity and emotions whatsoever.
>>36901707
Kek.

>be me, 12
>at thanksgiving up North with my relatives
>dinner time, my mom always has the whole family go around the table saying one thing we're thankful for
>gets to me, don't know what to say
>'I'm thankful none of us are gay'
>silence around the room
>mom reproaches me
>uncle tries to make it less awkward by saying 'how do you know I'm not?' jokingly
>feel bad afterwards
9 years later and I realize I literally said nothing wrong, fucking libs

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They won't be laughing when they are old and sick and you are in charge of deciding whether or not to pull the plug.

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>>36901541

>not going below the belt in response and getting them to become offended
>not knowing your family enough to at least shit all over them if they dared try something like this

My aunt cheated on my uncle with another guy and got my mom fired from the store they both worked in, after she found them making out.

They tried this once with me and I just started blurting out how much of a disgusting fucking whore she is and what kind of example she's setting for her daughter, and that she's a hypocrite for criticizing other people.

Room got quiet in a fucking instant. Got some food from the kitchen and went back upstairs. They left about 10 minutes later. My dad was furious at me.

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>>36902227
Absolute madman. Wish I had the balls to do that.

>>36902155

>/pol/ makes adults more retarded than a 12 year old

fucking lmao

>>36902227
What movie is this from? There's at least 100.

>>36902351
The pic or what he is talking about?

>>36902534

That scenario happens in awful lot of movies.

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>>36901541
No. I was just making sure all the doors and windows were locked.

>>36901541
>iced cold water
this isnt my family

>>36902578
>forgets the safety
>uncle rick beats the shit out of you

>>36902652

who would be uncle rick in that pic? the army recruiter next to to the redshirt or tony soprano-lite?

>>36902680
Probs army recruiter

>>36902719
Yeah, that's him. Your Mom's bro. He's never liked you because that one time he took you fishing and you cried the whole time.

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>>36902227
you're nuts anon. truly a fucking madman

>>36902227
I wish this actually happened
Blocks

>>36901541
what the fuck are those cheese slices. those plates are so damn small

>>36901541
>"I have no family"
>Walk away

>>36902227
this.
>wait until my mom gives me a copy of their house key
>wait until they poke fun at me then say 'it just a joke XD'
>tell them that 'atleast, i did not cheat on my GF/wife, if i had one then do degenerate things behind her back then keep it up but only online. if you really trust each other and really think you have stopped all the degenerate things, check each other's internet browser history. remember your wedding day and what you both said. no need to be upset or anything because it is just a joke.'
>leave and walk back to my place
>get emotional buttmad call from my mom and how she will not be paying my rent/bills anymore
>remind her of what she said about what she said last year about not supporting my step-dad and being an uber for everyone then ask her does she really wanna not pay my stuff because we both know how we both work. tell her it will be her fault if i end up homeless and she will regret it if i die before her.'
>i wrote down most of what they said/did since 2014

>>36902155
>up north
are you from Michigan by chance?

>>36903287
nice edge champ

>Look who came out of their cave!


how is this not original, fuck this rule fuck you mods

>>36901541
>give awkward obviously fake laugh
>get what I went to get
>walk back to my room as fast as I can

>>36902227
autismos

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>>36901541
>"n-no just going out for my daily haircut..."

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>>36901541
Just look at these 'people'. It's like they have an air of smugness about them or something. Can't quite put my finger on it.

>>36904357
they are richfags

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>be a weeb
>don't talk your parents for nearly 2 years
>they come for a visit
>"so how is the Japanese person doing?"
>*loud obnoxious laughter*
And then they ask why I never talk with them. Ree reee.

>>36901541
Says the room full of cuckolds who film black men fucking their wives.

>>36904895
aha yes I knew there was something.

>>36902155
>uncle tries to make it less awkward
No anon, he wanted to fuck your underage boipussy

>>36901541
There's 2 or 3 6/10s in that room and the rest are 4/10s or below

>>36904934
Hmm I've realized i have become a uber weeb. I have posters dvds and figs. I am happy with it. I enjoy it but I am starting to get burnt out of it, what should i do?

>>36903297
>his parents care of he's alive or dead.
normalfag

>>36901541
>>"Well look who decided to join us. What happened Anon, did your girlfriend get a computer virus?"
>>*roaring laughter fills the room*

>Look into camera
>"No dad...she's a Mac!"
>*Audience howls with laughter*
>"By the wat sorry I'm late I had to put some more RAM into her motherboards!"
>*Grandma puts her hands over your little sisters ears*
>*audience starts bellowing laughter at the max vocal range of the human voice until it gradually shifts into gutter manic screaming*

>>36901541
"You're not my family...*nerviously looks to the sides* Where am I?"

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>>36905266
>"By the wat
you had one job anon

>>36901541

Laugh awkwardly and nervously look down and away. Come and sit at the table but sit far away, so as to distance yourself from them psychologically. Eat dinner while not saying anything, leave early without saying anything, and go and play video games.

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>>36901541
"Nah, I felt like I could use a good joke so I came out here to see you"
ROASTED

"Well at least she didn't get multiple abortions so your wife wouldn't find out like yours"