If you were to compare yourself to a car, what would you be?

>>36901686
A bicycle
One with a busted tire

>>36901686
I literally don't know anything about cars.

I don't know how normies are like "oh did you see that ZX-C Ford Taurus with the modified decarbulators and galvanized LED torques?" and it was just some fucking grey car passing by the corner of our eyes.

>>36901761
this actually kind of triggers me
what makes normies so obsessed with this ancient technology?

>>36901686
Blight blue 2003 bmw X5

>>36901686
Probably some pathetic cuckmobile, whatever is small and ugly and unwanted.

an RX-7 FD
I guzzle food (fuel and oil) but I'm still lightweight
people like me as a novelty or special snowflake thing (rotaty to being black)

Probably an old Chevy c10. Wrong time period but I keep trying. Eventually I'll die if I haven't alread

>>36901851
Normies are autistic for two things: sports and cars.

They think we're strange for obsessing over anime or video games, but they obsessively catalogued every car model ever made.

>>36901686
>mini
>tfw manlet

a shopping cart
the one with the fucked up wheels

>>36901952
>Normies are autistic for two things: sports and cars.
WRONG
normies dont care about cars anymore
theyre just a bunch of stacies and nu males that fall for electric vehicles because muh environment

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Saab Sonett

Rare, unwanted, strange, and outdated

>>36901986
I never asked for this autistic outburst

>>36902077
sorry cars are the only thing I actually like in this world and I sperg out when people talk down on them

i'd be a Z3 that's a two-seater boy

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>>36901686

Quirky yet classy

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Some old broken car

>>36902095
Don't worry bro normie car autism is to baseball fans as true /o/utists are to real baseball players

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AMC Pacer

Ahead of its time aesthetics that made it popular to begin with, but became very unpopular a few years later due to poor mileage and utility.

also it was designed for a dorito engine, but GM decided they didn't want to build them and buying them from Mazda wasn't an option

>>36901686
2017 corvette
Pure trash

>>36902270
This
/o/ is /r9k/ on wheels and with a engine.
Cars are more intresting that it seems

>>36901899
But are you HOT?
I mean, do you sweat a lot?

>>36902402
no
>>36902314
>t. alphonse

An F1 car because I do well when highly active and struggle when I'm not so active. Take a turn at 120 mph and I'm fine, 60 mph not so much.

>>36902594
>hes a mclaren-honda

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That shit

Honda civic coupe.
Small, slow, and boring.
(2015 model is what I drive)

>>36902645
All F1 cars are unreliable, McLaren is just unusually so, its the price of performance. I remember reading about how some company tried to sell a Formula 1 like car for normal road use, it had terrible reviews because it was too unstable and couldn't be run right without going at high and illegal speeds.

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>>36901686
An Alfa Romeo 8c

Good looking and unique, but once you get under the hood you realize we won't last long and no one really wants to invest to maintain us because we are inherently broken.

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>>36904025
Nice select, anon! I love Alfa. Especially Giulietta Spider is adorable.

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Sort of awkward its hood resembles my long beak of a nose. Its color coordinates with its tires given it an edgy retro look but not so much that people thing you're trying to show too much personality. Its fast and awkward not many people drive it or think its cool. Just like not many people hang out with me or think im cool.

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>>36904614
Who am i kidding this fucking car is fucking rad brahsssssss

>>36901686
Toyota Prius.
Because I have good fuel economy

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Volkswagen fox

Often confused for a volkswagen golf. The motor is sideways, so often mistaken for a RWD. I'm just misunderstood.

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>>36901686
Hi OP!

Oooh cheeky question ;) if I was a car, I'd be a convertible Ferrari, because I'm hot, sexy and you can take my top off anytime!!! Xxx

>>36901851
Fuck you, cars are awesome. Nothing better than finding a quiet spot and sniffing coke by yourself in your own private bubble

>>36902246
Are you 75 years old?

>>36901756
dear god, first post is best post

>>36905689
They're the perfect anti-normie machine
>driving slow when there's a line behind you
>riding hard when someones in front of you
>running a straight pipe fart cannon for midnight wake up calls to the wage slaves
>hard blue led headlights
nothin compares