20 years has passed

Im yet a magician assistant with my 18s, and every thread like this I feels like this is just another older version of me, I dont want to die alone damn

>>36901957
don't worry, only the strong become wizards, the others die of pure agony before, i need pills to supress the agony so i don't have a heart attack, but it still hurts, a lot

>>36901731
i lost my virginity at 20. just save up 200 and get something clean

>>36902125
No that doesn't count. It needs to be through affection from both parties not for money.

>>3690217 op here, i kinda feel like that way too

>>36902171
>>36902228
i fucked up the response lol

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>>36901731
Twenty years have passed, but... I do not have sex. Time has lost its effect on me.
Yet, the suffering continues. Chad's grasp chokes the past, present... and future. Hope is lost.

>>36902706
thats why i love 4chan, thanks anon

>>36901731
Lost my virginity at 22, dont worry.

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>>36902774
24 still virgin. Not always

>>36903058
I dont even know how I did it. She reached out to me too.

Im ugly af and uninteresting.

>>36903110
same here anon, im fat too

>>36903166
same here, except I'm not fat

>>36903234
i look like a NTR doujin fat man, but with a tiny cock

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>>36901731
>Today I complete 20 years
>fucking almost killing myself

21 here. Get on my level, scrub. You don't know real pain.

>>36903432
i will get, just wait another year lel

>21 in 7 months
>only 7 months until I can legally drink to escape
I can't wait

>>36903516
LMAO, here in Brazil you can drink when you complete 18

24, broke, stuck in dead end wageslave job while I watch all my friends succeed. Not a virgin though. Having sex had zero impact on my happiness. Quit dwelling on it. Life is shit anyway, virgin or not.

lol I still had hope all the way until about 22ish, 26 year old KHV now. It is what it is man, some guys get it some don't. I can't help who I am.

>>36903657
well, i just want to know how is to be loved from someone besides my mom

>>36903657
You are me, but im 25
What's your job m8. Call centre cucks here

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The only thing that gives me anxiety is the thought of having to lose my virginity at some point. Because she'd most likely be much more experienced than me. But if I remind myself that it's never going to happen then it doesn't matter anymore.

Women are overrated. Rise above.

>>36901731
21 is the cutoff senpai. u stilll got time before all hope is lost

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now that the day passed, no one of my friends from the internet and none of my college classmates wished a happy birthday, feels bad desu

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>>36904399
>21 is the cutoff

For what? This handsome bastard lost his virginity at 26.

I lost my kiss virginity at 21. i lost my virginity at 22. Like actually about 8 months ago. I've fucked 5 girls since
>Get good haircut
>Get fit
>Get tripod
>Get high quality camera
>Take good picsthat make it look like someone else took it
>MAtches roll in
>Be cool and "normal", ask for her to come over and hang out at your place within first 10 messages
>Usually give you their number. Flake 70% of times if yu suggest your place, tho (I have 35 numbers in my phone, have only fucked five, dated 11)
>when they come in, grab em a beer and ask them about their life. Conversate to build comfort.
>Grab chips, go to your room and sit down to watch a movie
>Automatically put arm around her do not fucking hesitate
>Subtley feel her up over the course of the movie
>Bite her ear and shit
>She turns to face you
>Go for the kiss

There, that's basically how you get laid on tinder pretty simpuul

>>36903715
>sex
>love
Pick one mate

>>36901731
23 here, 3 years into my wizard training. Just learned how to craft air runes yesterday (yeah I know, still basic shit, but it's something). At some point I'll be able to cast spells with them

>>36904637
im trying to cook shrimp, too bad i've burnt 3 of them already

>>36904790
Happens man. Get a good pair of gloves. Might help you maneuver the shrimp better so less get burned

>>36904826
thx for the tips

>>36904852
Yeah no problem *teleports to Varrock*

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just noticed too that just one of my friends from real life remembered my birthday, and all of them use facebook even the one i considered my brother didnt remembered, feels reeeealy bad desu

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>>36903657
>never short of money
>getting the job I've wanted and studying in the school I always wanted to attend
>never seen nor touched a vagina in my life
>watched all my friends fail but get relationships and sex
If we combined we could make either a bigger loser or a functional human being

>>36904563
>>Be cool and "normal"

Welp, looks like i won't be successful on tinder any time soon

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In due time we will all be magical immortals

>>36901731
I lost mine about 6 days before turning 21
there may be hope for you yet
If you need a change, try dropping acid

>>36905674
I love the age deflation going on in every new rendition of this picture.
The first kid is going to be six years old sometime soon.

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>>36905742
Seems to vary.
I also have this one.

>>36903592
Hey look another huefag.
It's not like we all didn't drink before we turned 18 anyways.
I mean, I actually didn't because I didn't go to parties or any kind of social event where there drinks but you get my point.

yea, i dont have friends basically, i just don't kill myself because of my mother, when she dies, i will fucking do it

>>36906366
same here too huebro