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>tfw you will never be a woman with a motherly bodytype
>tfw you will never give a cute shy boy everything you wanted and know that he needs
>tfw you will never let him nuzzle into your chest and hold home and pet his head and call him a good boy
>tfw you will never let him suckle as you hold him in your arms
>tfw you will never snuggle with him and whisper sweet things and tell him it's okay to fall asleep
>tfw he will never finally give in and open up to you, calling you "mommy" and being a good boy for you
This is more just what I want for me, but the fantasy of giving it to someone else and projecting my mommy fantasies onto them is nice too.
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>>36958248
That's pretty hot, anon.not original but kinky content
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>tfw no mommy gf
tell us more
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>>36958270
th-thanks, I'm glad you think so
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How are Indian guys so alpha?
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>>36958222
Brown skin is masculine.
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You're gonna make me pre!
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>>36958222
this is the most shitty get i have ever seen in my life
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Itt discuss times you could have gotten laid fellow robots.
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Never
Absolutely Original
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Probably zero times. Even if a girl was attracted enough to sleep with me, I would just fuck it up with my autism. People spend too much time regretting their missed shots; 90% of the time, there is a reason you wouldn't of made that shot anyway
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I've literally never even been remotely close to having sex. It's a completely foreign concept to me.
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STOP POSTING FROGS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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No.
origatoni
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Then wtf do I post now?
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but i like the froggies
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You're just humoring yourself by posting here
you need to make some changes in your life.
and i don't see myself in a friendship with you, ever. Also stop using my name when talking about your pain to people, its quite selfish.
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Huh? I haven't been on r9k for a while, what's this about?
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>>36958180
You guys are worse than tripfags
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>>36958355
what guys my dude
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>ywn watch cowboy bebop with you cute and shy neet gf
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>you're gonna have to carry that weight
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cowboy bebop is possible the normiest anime of all time, baka
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A nicec shy girl who wants me is all I want. Black hair would be nice too but its never going to happen so I suppose it doesn't matter.
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>tfw dick too small to handle black butts
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Can't even get past the cheeks, huh?
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>>36958171
that's quite a big butt
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>>36958171
>tfw lost my virginity to a black girl
she set the bar too high and now i can't settle for mediocre ass
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ITT: we find complete sentences that have never been said before.
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I want Sean Spicer's job.
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I think Ricky Gervais is funny
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Someone Ioves me
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I like Guy Fieri's hair
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How do you overcome the realization you're devoid of all passion and will continue to be an empty void into foreseeable future? I've been spinning my wheels in the mud for the past year generally feeling shitty. I'm not sure how much long I can do this.
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What are you talking about? I've stopped giving a shit about my life years ago. You're still in the anger/bargaining phase. Soon you'll enter the acceptance phase. Afterward, you'll take it all in stride, no matter what happens.
That or you'll kill yourself
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>>36958208
I'm not angry. I'm just tired, Anon. So very tired.
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You can always become Buddhist or stoic and justify rationally what you cannot but be anyway.
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>tfw your gaybait thread is ignored in favor of the other one
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>tfw no gaybot bf
Where you at?
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>>36958156
Post contact soc fag
Also feet
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>>36958983
>tfw no gaybot bf
>Where you at?
This
>>36958156
You will not be ignored OP
Every gay thread deserves a reply
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ITT: Fictional characters that are literally you. (not just traits that are like you, essentially actually you but fictional)
For me, it's Elliot Anderson.
>tall, skinny but a bit built
>bags under eyes, but is good accent to face
>very strong facial structure, very handsome
>social anxiety, but very likeable and women tend to attract to me.
>expansive knowledge of hacking skills
>only use my skills to take down bad guys, sort of a vigilanty type.
>incredibly high IQ
>redpilled to how societies structure is
>two monitors
>have multiple girls who really love me but i dont want to be their bf
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Pic related
Oreganomeme
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Rami isn't tall, dude.
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Same except I'm more of a neo because I'm also a red pilled badass who can own noobs with guns >:)
I'm profusely drunk, I hate my life but I love you guys.
Come be /comfy/
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>>36958065
didnt plan on drinking tonight but i got written up at work today
1 more and im canned.
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>>36958065
That sucks man, I usually never drink I just started and the weridest part is how I flop around and cant type good. I usaully watch anime while dirnking and its a lot funnier than ever.
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>>36958089
Jeez anon, what happened and what do you do?
This retarded meme fucking killed 4chan. Every time I see it I get reminded of how 4chan and the internet used to be.
Remember when it was just "sadfrog"? Or "feels good man"?
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>>36958044
Posting that fucking frog should be an immediate ban
I mean there are many boards on which it is
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>>36958058
Most good boards (ie, not /r9k/, /v/, /pol/, /tv/) don't even acknowledge frogposters. It's pretty much an immediate signal that you're a normalfag shitposter.
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you're aging gramps
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Gf is upset bout something, shes been sick for the last 2 weeks and ive been over constantly as usual to keep her company
Last 3 days shes been distant and telling me not to come over cause she just wants to be alone,
Im worried cause she has a history of self harm and depression and her mother recently just passed,
what should i do anons? Do i just disregard what she said since shes an introvert afraid of asking for help? Or do i listen and just give her space?
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>>36957969
Self bump
No image dump
Lump
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>>36958047
she's cheating on you kill her kill the guy kill your family and kill yourself you fucking normalshit.
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>>36957969
I would suggest to continue to go over there.
Make sure she knows that you love her.
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>studying with a girl
>sit next to her
>our legs lightly touch and she doesn't mind
>she tells me to move my foot when they touch though
>our arms kind of lightly touch too several times, and a few times she gets playful and gets kind of handsy
>however, when we're done she say quickly says bye and walks out while I'm packing my stuff
does any of this mean anything? or am I looking too deep into things?
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>>36957790
There are three possibilities:
1) She has some kind of kink
2) She feels lonely and likes being in contact with someone even if softly and accidentally
3) More probably, she's a th0t, pic related
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>>36957790
why does it even matter?
if you didn't ask her out by now then it's too late.
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>>36957875
I hope it's number 2, in her twitter she's always posting relationship things but I know for a fact she hasn't had a bf all year (she posted that too)
>>36957896
:(