ITT: Fictional characters that are literally you. (not just traits

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Oreganomeme

Rami isn't tall, dude.

Same except I'm more of a neo because I'm also a red pilled badass who can own noobs with guns >:)

>>36958133
I somehow get the impression that you touch your nipples a lot.

>incredibly high iq
and what have you done with it sir?

>[INSERT SMUG PEPE]

>>36958133
>redpilled to how societies structure is
you mean actually redpilled or "le evil rich people" redpilled?
Also I doubt Elliot 'Chad' Anderson would browse r9k

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>>36958133
>talks a big game but rarely tries to further it
>talented singer
>crippling depression
>pretentious ass
>push away people I love for the sake of art that I never make
>so fucking tired
>life is in an unbreakable cycle of mediocrity

HANG MEEEE OHHH HANG MEEEEE

difference is he's a singer and I'm a filmmaker

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I am literally Sasuke

>fast and skilled
>has an eye for style and always keeps it cool
>socially not the best, but I get lots of respect.
>very smart and a good leader

It feels good to know that I'm going to make it with ease.

>>36959691
Kek I wanted to say that I appreciated this comment.

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>sane loser surrounded by idiots and slowly driven insane

Trevor from taxi driver
>paranoid
>no friends

>>36959944
You mean Travis

>>36958133
You certainly have a high opinion of yourself.

>handsome
>attracts women
>hacker
>incredible hi IQ

jesus fuck you nigger

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>i drive
>i use a toothpick
>i have a car

i drive

>>36959955
yeah sorry I'm dumb

>>36958133
>le epic leddit haxor meme show
>soo troubled and intoverted XDDD
Might as well have started off with the guy from big bang theory

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>>36958133
I am literally L.J. Washington.
>I find myself on the planet Ogo.
>I am a part of an intellectual elite.
>I subjugate the barbarian hordes of Pluto.
>When I stop going there I will be well.

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>hobbies and activities include watching anime, playing games and being on the internet
>lonely, only has 1 friend (close to my 0)
>socially anxious
>doesnt fit the beauty standards
>embarrassing

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I'm a Perfect endou

>hard Worker
>loyal
>likes to help his Peers even though it may put him in bad positions
>literally cant deny the request of a friend
>charismatic and good looking
>seeks recognition and wants his actions to be acknowledged
>probably infj

Dis my man.

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I am literally Chance.
>I sniff butts
>I eat table scraps
>I am a doggo
>Dogs rule, cats drool.

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Just biding my time. As a wise man would.

>>36960087
w-what kind of buts do you sniff

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>>36960098
My gf Delilah's butt.

>>36960122
you ever stick it in, buddy?

>>36960142
I'm neutered.

>>36960146
neutered dogs can still have sex

>>36959894
It kinda hurt me when I watched it with my mom and she thought he was just a whiny piece of shit who never breaks the loop he's stuck in.

I mean yeah I know I am mom but you don't need to rub it in.

>>36958133

>social anxiety
>high iq

Choose

>>36958133
>literally you
>literally

what the fuck do you think we are, some kind of faggot otherkin?

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Claudia Wolf.

I'm an ESTJ
I'm a very diligent person, and a firm believer in racial superiority,
I'm a noble with an inherent belief in avoid weaker bloodlines,
I'm a vehement monarchist.

I do everything not because I am evil, but I know it is good in the end.

>>36958133
Next level of narcissism....

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I am literally Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.

>Tall
> Dark haired and muscular
> My dick is like 20 inches long with 8" girth.
>Have gotten offers to do porn several times in person
>In high school I literally got a blowjob at least 1-3 times a day, sometimes by different chicks
>Girls have had an existential crisis and passed out after seeing my piece because they can't believe how ungodly massive it is
>black belt in 5 different martial arts.
>I do coke all the time
>My GPA was 1.2 but it doesn't matter since muh dick is YUGE

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For me, it's the driver from drive
>doesn't talk much
>doesn't smile
>doesn't like to show his face
>might be autistic
>blond
>extremely handsome
>beats women
>charming sociopath
>has an oneitis
>is weirdly drawn to children (NOT PEDO)

My character is to boring to he featured in a movie.

you are all special snowflakes

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>>36961022
Okay so you're Jerry Smith then

>>36960856
literally me

I also drive

>>36959691
Forfot about this movie. Fuckin shit my man. I was in a bad place when I saw it. I got anxious thinking about it

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For me I guess it's Donnie Darko

>Average looking
>Mental issues
>Weird relations with family
>Edgy
>Overthinks stuff
>likes edgy girl with fucked up family
>Not social, just few retarded friends

Just without the giant bunny.
Not really a win but atleast it's honest.

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Litterally me

>>36961101
>one of the best looking guys in Hollywood
>average looking

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>high class
>heir to father's business
>martial artist
>cold personality
>tight group of friends I've grown to love
>always 2nd best to my dumb, poor chad friend despite training way harder.
>spar him any time I get the chance
>WILL
>DEFEAT
>KAKAROT

>>36961088
I felt like that too, but at the same time it was nice knowing I wasn't alone in the feels that movie doled out.

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>>36961135
In the movie he really wasn't a fuckin model

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>rarely shows emotion
>tired of the world
>doesn't like people
>stubborn, just does his own thing
>cool hair
>tall
>has some muscle but is generally slim

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For me it is Jotaro Kujo (Part 4), I'm litteraly him.

>Cold with everyone
>Fucking tall
>Only people he cares about are his close friends, grandpa, mother and uncle
>Planner
>If the plan doesn't work he can still punch his way out of things
>PTSD
>Probably dead inside

>>36958347
i like that
gives me vibes of someone who's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

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>be me
>pretty cool guy don't like to question authority
>fucking dipshit scorch always almost gets me blown the fuck up
>Sev's real voice is squeaky as hell but he keeps up the tough guy voice 24/7 despite sneezing like a little girl
>The boss is a real asshole that makes us do impossible missions and sends us out of cover into the line of fire constantly
>get blown the fuck up on a daily basis
>"get some bacta soldier."
>mfw

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>>36961323
>someone who's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
literallyme

>>36961135
Jake Gyllenhaal isn't in the top 10 of the best looking Hollywood actors at all.

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Origi origi original

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This is me. I am a cool, aloof, hostile secretly insecure teen. I like wearing black and kinocore.

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At least during the first season before he becomes a normie

>Crippling social anxiety
>No direction in life
>Bullied, mocked and sneered at by almost everyone he encounters
>Uncomfortable in own skin/around others
>Into post-punk/minimal synth, Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, Kraftwerk
>Depressed
>Lonely
>No friends
>No experience with girls

>>36962404
>>No experience with girls
How do you know that?

>>36962445
He says so in series 1 episode 5.

>>36959977
Let him have his fantasies

>>36959691
filmmakers are the biggest faggots i have ever met after the union losers who lug equipment out of rental trucks for you assholes.

you are scum. nobody likes your money execpt
children and niggers

>>36962544
martin scorsese seems like a cool guy

>>36960037
Mental diversion

>special snowflake: the thread

All of you are faggots. Seriously

>fat ugly fags: the thread

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> Only got ''ex-friends''
> Past haunts us
> Not good at talking to people
> Depressed as fuck
> Not gonna kill ourselves, but expect to die soon

The only difference is that the dude's an ex-sniper and I'm just a bitchboy but whatever.

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>>36961940
Qt.

Me Akari Akaza, invisible to everyone.

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literally me
>why so serious
>hehehehehhe
>wanna know how i got these scars????

hahha na but seriously im pretty dark

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A whiny faggot who just coudn't get into the fucking robot.

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aurig

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me except he gets pussy

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I am literally Hitler.
>I am an artsy motherfucker but nobody appreciates me
>hate the kike newspapers and kike bankers(smug cunts)
>I want the ubermensch to rise
>hipster haircut
>wearing hugo boss suits
>working at a pizzeria and I like using the oven

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>domineering mother ruining and dictating my life well pass the point it's socially acceptable
>father out of the picture
>dull, cold, distant from people
>emotionally immature
>no friends or personal life to speak of
>doing something I have no interest in
>secretly sexually deviant
>self harm

>>36959634
He browses 4chan in one episode, or it might have been 2ch.

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Complete loser with a "pls respond" type personality.

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For me, it's Sergeant Nicholas Angel

>autistic level of adherence and proper application of laws and policies
>triggered by those who don't share his beliefs
>wants to be good at what he does
>dedicated entire life to policing
>willing to engage seemingly insurmountable odds in the pursuit of justice

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>blank facial features
>1000 mile stare
>doesnt talk much
>i like birds
I want to be like daddy Jacket

Achilles
>constantly pissed off
>have a lot of gay thoughts and some experiences but never felt strange about it.
>constantly pissed off
>aesthetic as fuck
>superiority complex
>constantly pissed off
>good at hitting people with things

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Carl.
Dress like him most of the time
Act like him when I'm not acting literally autistic (like in social situations)
Look a little like him
Same humor

>>36964311
TONIGHT
tonight I will fuck the robot for ruining my post with this blurb of bullshit

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Adam Jensen from Deus Ex

> cold denanor, silent
> observant
> the type to get cucked like megan reed did to him because school shooter type

non-fiction would have to be vinny from vinesauce
> likes vidya
> jabroni
> charming when behind a screen
> does weird shit from time to time

>>36964183
I love Jacket so I'd probably like you by association.

Kek, I can guarantee that OP is none of those things.

>>36958133
>Rami
>Tall
He's 5'9 then again I guess that's tall in North America :-D

>>36958347
Sorry but no you are not you think you are hes not a faggot like you and is also a leader not some beta virgin KYS you fuck boi

>>36958133
>Midoria/Deku
I'm a crybaby and I stick my nose into other peoples business because it's hard to let go seeing somebody that I think could use some help.

Also I have a father but he's somewhat absent and Hagrid showing up to give me my superpowers would be really nice. You know... any day now. I've waited for years....

>>36958133
youre not handsome nor built harry

>>36964257
bruh i feel it

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>>36958133

Bojack Horseman

Except Instead of drugs/alcohol/sex for vidya, and also I'm not famous not rich... But I do think the same way as he do, and some peple already told me I have a natural charisma

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similar but I'm not as built or cool.

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i could probably pass one of the generic peasants in the witcher

>>36964932
Were you raped in the ass though?

>>36964948
not exactly but pretty close, yeah.

Any npc walking around GTA v

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I just want to be a normie and have normie friends and like normie things