Virgin feels thread

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Probably zero times. Even if a girl was attracted enough to sleep with me, I would just fuck it up with my autism. People spend too much time regretting their missed shots; 90% of the time, there is a reason you wouldn't of made that shot anyway

I've literally never even been remotely close to having sex. It's a completely foreign concept to me.

>>36958257
There is some truth here.

>>36958290
Does watching porn or masturbating count??.

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>Be me
>Around 13-14 idk
>Girl named Meaghann comes over
>Should have told her to stay the night etc, she leaves
>Now in 2017 she is a single mom

I guess I dodged a bullet with that one, lads?

>>36958290
This

im so hideous that i cant even imagine a time where i could have had sex.

>>369583

He'll yeah you did anon.

>17 years old
>emotionally unstable girl likes me for some convoluted ex-bf-revenge/cant-ever-be-single reason
>she's really fucking hot. Tall, thin, extremely cute polish face with flawless features
>hang out in my room, on my bed because she wanted to "watch a movie"
>i make zero moves
>she says she brought some temporary tattoos and we should use them
>puts one on my neck, then tells me she wants one "right here"
>points to her upper breast area
>I apply temporary tattoo as directed
>make zero moves
>she goes home an hour or so later.

4 years later and I've never again gotten that close...

>>36958348

>>36958492 was meant for you just thought I fix that.

>>36958209
>be me
>be 15
>mental institution was where I was at
>had gf, but she had her period
>all the chicks all over me
>this one redhead constantly trying to tempt me to cheat on my gf
>her roommate was also hot and all over me
>tfw this is how threesome scenarios start out
>I fucking missed it
27 now and virgin
JUST
I missed out on a chance of a lifetime, I fucked up.

>>36958257
>there is a reason you wouldn't of made that shot anyway
Not me dude, I had the shot and blew it. YES I am THAT dumb

>>36958507
I know that feel bro I was obsessed with this one girl through high school and I never made a move becase I was scared if what she thought of me.

>>36958597
That is so sad feel bad for you bro.

Having sex for the first time is like humping a bag of sand for half an hour. Your penis will be too desensitized from fapping, and you may not even cum at all, and your hip muscles will wear out quickly.

2/10 only worth it for the disillusionment

>>36958699
I don't think this shit applies to people who are hypersexual though.

>>36958693
Thanks. Probably for the best anyway, might've ended up an asshole chad through some mega confidence boost and I never would have found you lovely miserable creatures and I would've never witnessed the kekkening because I'd be dead in the other timeline for my sins
Always see the positive in everything

>>36958734
That is very true anon.

When I was dating this seventeen years old girl last year she wanted to have a threesome but I didn't know any other girls besides her on account of being a khv for 25 years. At least I got to fuck her for a few months

>>36958209
I was reading this literotica How To story about how "you fucking nerds can get laid" and it occurred to me that there were a few times I could have fucked.

One in particular stings now that I realize she was testing the waters same as I was.

>this past Valentines Day
>she wanted someone to hang out with so I offered and she agreed
>I drive over to her place and we hang out in her apartment for a bit before heading out
>we spend time dicking around and walking in what is probably the saddest mall in the Midwest
>we end up seeing a movie
>I put my arm around her after probably 20 minutes of awkward hand placement (I rationalized it to myself as testing the waters, but I wasn't being even remotely subtle)
>to my surprise she nestles in
>I think she was expecting me to do more
>we drive back and hang out in her apartment again
>mostly just us flipping through our phones and telling each other shit we saw
>I tell her that I did want to date her but recently I'd kinda been distracted with other shit
>it's never brought up again
>she gets called into work
>she gives me a weird hug as we say goodbye, trails her fingers across my sides

Only after reading the article did I realize: she wanted me to pull a move that whole time. She wanted me to pull her in and kiss her or at least do something to display that I wanted to fuck her. I did nothing. I did nothing.

I have some other stories, which I'll post in a second, but here's that article.

http://www.i.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=114438

That stinging feeling when you see the cute girl from your class in the canteen, giving food to her baby. I can't even hate her for it, she looked so loving and caring with her child. Normally it's quite easy to block out the thought that the girls around me permitted other men to have sex with them. But if the result of this encounter is sitting next to her, it gets much harder to ignore. All romantic fantasies with her are suddenly ripped out. Is this what getting cucked feels like?

>>36958290
This. I don't understand how you could be a robot and have people be attracted to you/offer you sex.

>>36958776
You are not a robot you are a ephbophile who is also a failed normie.

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>>36958826
Take a second and think about the implication there: Cuckoldry is a fetish, first and foremost. It's something people get off to.

Can you imagine, someone getting off to that horrific feeling in your gut right now? They feel that, and somehow equate it with sexual pleasure?

It keeps me up at night, man.

>>36958209
>invite a girl over to sleep at my place when I was 19
>we cuddled in bed for a while
>she obviously wanted sex
>i didn't go for it

I don't regret it that much, the cuddling was nice. But it's also the only time I legitimately could've had sex with a girl.

>>36958972
Why didn't you go for it? The very first time I brought a girl to my bed I fucked her. Hell, my dad was even home and that didn't stop me from getting my nut

>>36959044
I felt uncomfortable with the idea of being naked with another human being. I was also afraid of the awkwardness it would bring.

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My friends gf wanted my dick, she was a slut and a 5 so I just lead her on to see how much she liked me.

A girl I actually liked pulled a similar move on me, but at the time I didn't know girls with bfs were always looking to trade up so I blew it by thinking she was just being nice, or maybe I misread that situation.

25 year old virgin here, when I think about sex I think about how awkward and embarrassing it would be at this point. I have serious performance anxiety and fear that the woman would be seriously uncomfortable and probably laugh too. I'm a serious girthlet too. I wouldn't know where to start. The whole thing would be a mess from the beginning and I'd probably cry and feel terrible after it was done.

>>36958209
Never because im subhuman genetic trash kek

>>36959078
Should have gone for it anon.

>>36959236
>subhuman trash

Why do you think this anon??.

>>36958209
>Freshman year of college
>Qt in a club I'm in
>Snap back and forth a little
>Go a football game, back to her dorm to watch a movie
>Go back to my own dorm at like 4am cuz she was hungry and there was a dining hall nearby
>Fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and make out
>She's crazy about me and obviously wants my dick, tells me about all her fetishes and shit but also genuinely cares about me
>After our third date or so I realized I had absolutely no romantic feelings for her and I was actually just desperate for companionship
>Dump her like a fucking autist
I'm never gonna get laid lads, I won't even let myself do it unless it's with a girl who likes me and whom I like back. Such a girl has never existed and likely will never exist. Fuck me.

Well I've had a few qts show interest but I'm a closet faggot with a messed up dick so I'm pretty much the definition of incel.

>>36959287
>I won't even let myself do it unless it's with a girl who likes me and whom I like back.
Sounds like demisexuality, which to me always sounded like a massive pain in the ass to deal with.

>>36959318
Nah I don't believe in that Tumblr 100+ sexual orientations bullshit. The idea of casual sex just never appealed to me. I wouldn't be physically incapable of performing if it happened but I'd rather my first time be with a gf I liked

>>36959291
Faggots can't be robots now go fuck yourself trap loving queer.

>>36958941
Is cuckoldry truly the Thinking Man's Fetish?

It must be, if "redpill" fedora neckbeards from /pol/ get their jimmies SO fucking rustled about it.

>>36958941
I'm sure those people have no souls

>>36959397
Yeah go ahead get cucked, do the genepool a great service

>>36959349
I believe in it to an extent. I'll accept the logical ones, shit like straight, gay, bi/pan (they're the same fucking thing let's not kid ourselves), asexual and demisexual.

Getting into shit like "Only attracted to watermelon-shaped vaginas" or "only attracted to niggers with long blonde hair", it's fucking stupid.

>>36959393
Actually I don't like traps. Just cute boys.

>>36959397
No, I don't think it inherent to being a "Thinking Man", just that those types are generally more open to even think about it. After all, indulging in cucking is just the fetishization of social hierarchies, so nobody is really exempt from it.

>>36959497
>gay pedo detected

Little girls are superior everyone knows that.

>>36959270
I'm geneteically inferior, my childhood health history (in my country we still have paper books for that) contains like 200 pages because i was so fucked up from he birth.

>>36958795
Shit anon, I figure this was a long time ago otherwise I would advise you too contact her again.

Girls are weird like that, they lead you on but if you don't make the move yourself they just kind of move on to the next guy.

>>36959820
We kinda stopped talking.

I eventually actually asked her out IRL. She said yes but since I was high at the time she didn't take it serious. When I brought it up the next day online she ghosted me.

She has a bf now. We don't talk much anymore.

>>36958795
>http://www.i.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=114438

I didn't know you could play Doom online

>>36959496
The pansexual thing always bugs me. I know tumblr people say something like "it means you're attracted to all genders, not just two", but I've always seen it as hetero = not the same sex, homo = the same sex, and bi = both, regardless of the number of genders or sexes or whatever that they believe exists.

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>>36960108
I asked my trans friend a while back and he seemed to think it was all just semantics.

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>>36959404
the red pill is that "souls" aren't real

"love" and "romance" also are not real

these are not material things

they have no concrete basis in the physical world

humans get into relationships, sexual or non-sexual, for resources

"romantic" relationships are simply two or more people getting together to pool their work and resources and make easier the task of meeting their physical needs (food, water, shelter, other commodities, security of home and body from potential aggressors)

take the dialectical materialist red-pill anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukBcC-sK3wQ

>>36959443
Stay assmad.

I'm not even a cuckold fetishist myself. I just audibly kek at how these fedorabeards get all tied up in knots raging about "cu cu cuckoldry ! " and "women not wanting to fuck me and other white, meth head, fat fuck trailer trash = hoo hoo hoo-whyte genocide :( ! "

>>36959505
> indulging in cucking is just the fetishization of social hierarchies
Interesting. This would explain the "menacing black bulls - helpless white women and scheming Jews with the white Aryan superman protagonist intervening to save the so-called white race " racial cuckold sexual fantasies that these fascists are always rubbing in everybody else's face.
After all, fascism/neo-Nazism/white nationalism themselves fetishize the existing status quo of mostly white capitalists, bankers and investors/industrial tycoons fucking over everybody else on the planet. Their only problem with the current hierarchy is that they want it to be more extreme, repressive and destructive than it already is.

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>Go to normie party at my art school
>get slightly drunk so I can strike a conversation with a girl, no fucks given
>we talk for a short while, and from what I can remember she says " well I should get back to my room, you don't have to go if you don't want to"
>I told her I would stay, slightly dissapointed
>friend comes over to me saying "dude! You could have had sex with her!"

I never catched that and we could have both been wrong about it.
Still though I believe non-virgins have a higher perception of when someone is leading you on.
She talked to me some more after classes and so on but she got another bf later anyway.

Maybe I had a chance maybe not, but that's my love life in a nutshell

>>36960073
I mean Doom 2016 had multiplayer

It wasn't great but it had it

>>36960253
There is always next time anon.

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>>36960253
Fuck. So alkies helps you talks to girls?
It doesn't for me. For me, it just makes me feel slow as hell.

How come every time I'm at a party and talk to some girl I get bored before anything can even happen?

Like I don't even have any nervousness or social inhibition but I can only talk to a girl for like 10 minutes max before something or someone else catches my attention and I start talking/mingling with other people and I end up smoking a ton of weed and leaving the party with my kush-bros to get 2 AM munchies.

This happens every single time, no matter how "bomb" or "hot" the girl I was talking to is.

Do I have an extremely severe, undiagnosed form of ADHD?

I've literally gone to parties telling myself "Ok, anon. You know what always happens. Stay calm. Don't get too hyper and start fiending for nugs or shrooms. When you talk to a cutie, stay in that convo/interaction and do not even think of breaking it off unless she shows through words or body language that she's uncomfortable and/or doesn't want to talk to you anymore."

And yet, it still happens, every single time. In the moment, my attention span seems fucking impossible to reason with. It's like an autopilot. Wtf.

>>36960496
shut the fuck up dude no one cares

>why does alcohol not work for me

bullshit, you didn't drink enough. now go back realize you're not special and follow the conventional wisdom until it works

>>36960496
Probably because you have a very short attention span and you're autistic as hell.

>>36960597
>bullshit you didnt drink

Bullshit, I literally barf during the pre-game (before I even arrive at the party) and it still doesn't do shit for me.

>>36960601
>you have a very short attention span and you're autistic as hell
Yea, that's kind of the entire fucking point of my post. Very helpful. Really joggles my noggin.

>>36959397
No it's the trying to rationalize the trauma man's fetish. They know that their girlfriend will cheat on them anyway or she brings the concept up to him they are to cowardly to stick up for themselves out of fear of losing the girl so they justify it to themselves as "kinky"

>>36960457
Thanks but I don't see it happening again, can't afford to study more. Wagecucking and repaying my loans for the dorm.
>>36960496
Don't drink too much, just enough to not get nervous. I don't know if drugs can help but imagine it wouldn't.

Also, it's a party. You are expected to mingle with different people and get pulled around a bit. And don't expect to get laid, I never did. I was just glad to be a normie for awhile.

>>36960756
What if there's a guy who cheats on his gf with other girls anyway and she doesn't know about it since he's really good at hiding it and he gets off on the thought of her fucking another guy because he cheats on her so much that he can't be bothered to give much of a fuck anyway.

And he legitimately has no trauma about it?

This also a (perhaps slim or statistically small) possibility right?

One time when I was 5 I asked my older sister to play naked tag with me but she turned me down.

>>36960841
If you cheat on people there's usually a certain mindset involved where you place yourself way higher than anyone else.

>>36960871
Is it red pilled to cheat?

>>36958209
>girl invites me over to watch movies on netflix
>we make alcoholic drinks and get all tipsy watching labyrinth
>fall asleep face to face with her smelling her perfume
>wake up next morning before her and watch a movie before leaving
I'm a stupid failure.

>>36960496
That "somewhat" happens to me. I drink and become absolutely uncaring about anything meaning I don't try at all

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>>36961735
Same, brother.

Who manufactures alcohol? The beer industry.

Who finances the beer industry? The bankers.

Who finances the media? The bankers.

Who finances politicians and the entire political system (executive, judiciary AND legislative)? The bankers.

Who profits off war? The bankers.

Who profits off the food industry? The bankers.

Who profits off the pharmaceutical drug industry? The same bankers.

Forgive me for being a "crazy nut", but...

It seems that the BANKERS push alcohol to the plebs to keep them docile, keep them pacified, keep them IN LINE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4EeJPNYBlc

>>36960860
What a bitch you just wanted that pussy as a kid.

>>36961608
You missed a great. Opportunity anon also you sound like a failed normie.

only one times and i didn't know it was supposed to be sex until after.

>be freshman
>two years older girl on bus keeps telling me to come to her house to play vidya
>no one is home. i will bee so ronery. anon. keeps me company.
>no, thank you, madam!
>keeps asking me until we get to bus stop
>i says no
>she moves on to guy year older than me
>he goes with her
>a few months later, girl is preggers
>at playground. on swings with her talking
>asks me if i remember day when she begged me to come and play video
>says she really wanted to lose virgin and wanted me to do it
>she had it all timed out so I could cum in her without pregnant she really really really wanted my cum in her and on her
>describes all the sex i missed out on in all these different places and how i could have sexed her any time i wanted
>after all this, girl suggests we go in the woods to have sex because she can't get more pregnant
>tells me i would do it if i was really her friend
>yeah, no thx, whore

I don't actually remember bus encounter other than what she said at playground. She said that she dropped hints like "why wont you come in me? i mean, come with me?" I don't remember. i remember the playground talk though vividly because it was so shocking. Girl got mad me for no fucking her. Started telling people I told her I was gay.