ITT: we find complete sentences that have never been said before.

I think Ricky Gervais is funny

Someone Ioves me

I like Guy Fieri's hair

My dog licked me today.

glug glug i drink cum!

>>36958164

scrimpton is an excellent ingredient for shampoo

Howard Stern is a Jew.

>>36958164
I love r9k!

original content

>>36958211
Damn that really hurts

>>36958164
Not today, bud

the numbers at the end of my post shall be either
>doubles
>triples
>quads
>quints

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Stop shaking.

I stubbed my toe

My problems are my fault.

>>36958211
Someone Ioved me

>>36958164

i have a well paying job and a nice house and a hot gf

>>36958323
My probIems are my fault.

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>>36958164

Trump has never told a lie.

girls have a difficult and rough life

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Jizz stain

>>36958164
Women are good poeple

>>36958379
KiIl Trump

>>36958191
l think Ricky Gervais is funny

Cuck-a-dodole-doo

>>36958430
NoodIe

XXXTENTAClON

>>36958164
liking girls with dicks is not gay.

>>36958464
kendrick Iamar

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>>36958445
>Noodie
>replace l with I to make it look like noodle

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buttocks massage

I wish Hillary had won.

I really want to better myself

Xbox One is the superior console.

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Anime was not a mistake.

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Better drink my own cum

I support the state of Israel.

I wish it was 1998

>>36958164
There is no such thing as "too many" Jojo references.

My black neighbors are very friendly, generous and quiet.

>>36958164
I wouldn't mind being Antony Burch

I have a loving family

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>>36958584
It's just too little too late.

Macrons wife is hot

>>36958164
I'm a heterosexual.

I am happy about all the estrogen in my water and food.

I do not want to masturbate

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You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my singles state.

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>>36958825
This is super dubs.

Trump is a good president.

>>36958888
these are AMAZING quads

>>36958888
>quads
Is this fucking post-Battle of Gods Super Saiyan?
Calm down, Goku

>>36958888
You have been witnessed, you shall ride to Valhalla shiny and chrome.

>>36958888
you fucked it up
you cant top that goku
ur fucked mate

>>36958904
Obama was a good president

Micheal Flynn and Paul Manafort did nothing wrong.

I fucked my gf today.

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>>36958966
>>36958999
It's okay I'll just borrow some of your energy to beat Nigger Buu.

I about to graduate.

I am a well respected member of my community.

The album version of She Fucks Me is better than the live version.

>>36958888
HOLY FUCKING SWEET TALKING SHIT

I genuinely enjoy living.

I voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Cummies fill my heart

women have integrity

>>36958164
Someone pIease kill me

Niggers should not be genocided.

It's my fault I'm a virgin.

Turks are contributing members of society

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>>36959598
Does anyone deny this though?

Someone would care if Canada just disappears

I hope you check my doubles.

>>36958164
Elliot Rodger did everything wrong.

I find anon attractive

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Normies stay, then some sort of autistic sound emitting something similar to a REEEEEEE but more positive like

People care about me

>>36958888
I am highly impressed

>>36959699
Impressive double digits, anon.