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>>36965405
that knife looks pretty blunt

They do it so they have an excuse to reveal they are female to get attention.

>>36965405
What's the point of asking a question that relates only to the female sex to males?
That's like asking men what its like to have a vagina or asking men what its like to date straight men
Have you done it before male anons? Have a vagina and wait for Chad to date you? No, so questions like that dont relate to you :^)

I'd choose the later.

If you choose the former you are a bonified failed normie.

>>36965338
I am what I am. A human male. I was built for sex. I see no reason to deny that.

Why would you? And how does wanting sex make you a normie?

>>36965368
Well considering the premise of the question, I chose to be free of the desires, which implies that I do have the desires yet I do not desire those desires.

>>36965312
shoot up the school, you'll go down in history

fucking normies i swear oreganolli

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>>36965312
Fucking normies ruining our fun Reeeeeeeeeee

>doesn't like burned toast
Low t beta male

>Mates with toast
SHITS DEGENERATE NIGGA, DON'T DO DAT

>>36965308
i thought it was chocolate at first

I had a girlfriend for a couple of months, and I remember the slave's life

>want to go out? I'll take you out
>want to go shopping? I'll pay for it
>want me to get along with your friends? I'll do it
>want me to be fit? I'll exercise
>want me to forget my hobbies? Done

The worse part is that I loved it, I'do almost anything solely for the grace of her presence.
Good thing she cheated on me, it shaked my world so hard that it made me reevaluate my life.
Otherwise I'd probably be a tool to this day

>tfw no small body to punch and kick and eventually break.

>>36965238
>tfw no bf like pic related
why live

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its actually scary how close im to pic related as a man

>>36965225

why are you not already shutin?

>>36965260
Unrealistic hope I suppose.

>>36965225
The number one thing that's worked for me is to relax. You're going to say and do more stupid shit when you're nervous/freaking out
>socialize
Like what? What do you go out and do?

Pay someone to.

>>36965202
Tinder, lower your standards so much that you'll take anyone.
Pic the best one that responds to you.
Fuck said chick.

>>36965228
>tinder
i'm too retarded and gross for tinder i think

I don't even have a facebook

No, I don't see the point in stuff like that.

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No that's gay origi

>>36965204
It's a nod to likeminded people and other fans of the things you like, that doesn't immediately out you as a turbo nerd around normies.

>>36965158
2 easy choice for me op

Ew, that's gay desu.

>>36965158
2 because being in the push up position isn't gay.

>>36965079
ye thats part but the anger extends to guys who get more attention too

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>you will never know the inner pain of being a lonely girl only capable of attracting insecure, lazy betas.

No I'm mad because no one has any redeeming qualities. I think having a shitty community in the real world (socal) combined with seeing the communities of tumblr, reddit, and 4chan and all of its faggotry has made me unable to build rapport with anyone, not that I'm redeeming either. Ironic since my greatest fear is loneliness.

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>>36965053
I think most normies can do this too

>>36965053
I literally lack the ability to picture things.

I don't even know how to think but it's okay Stacy kisses my penis

>>36965007
Make a pro feminism speech and the ladies will love you.

>>36965070
I cannot do that with any sane state of mind
Thank 4chan

>>36965007
how segregation was a good thing for both communities to flourish and instill actual diversity

go find help before you fuck up your life by fiddling some kid

>>36965002
Jerk off to cp

>>36965050
How do I do this?

organilano

>>36965000
Well my ex got me in to Rammstein, but I still listen to them because it is art. But listening to Gorillaz has been ruined for me, its a shame because they have started making new stuff after like 7 years

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>>36965049
Good thing both bands suck dick and are for normies only. Get the fuck out of my board normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw associate Emerson Lake & Palmer with the most cruel piece of shit to walk the land

>>36964996
>water is wet

great insight faggot

Why do you assume anything women say is based on logic or facts?
This is why you don't get laid son. Facts don't matter

>>36965039
these arent facts either. its like studying history, you have dates and times and draw conclusions from them. its not real, its opinion science. what does harder even mean. i could go rape anyone i want right now as ancient humans could do, so what exactly is hard about this