>tfw no skeletal gf such as in the related picture

>tfw no small body to punch and kick and eventually break.

>>36965238
>tfw no bf like pic related
why live

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its actually scary how close im to pic related as a man

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>tfw no small gf to fuck so hard she goes ahegao
(Pic related)

>>36965238
>those legs and feet
this is a man

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>>36965238
thats not skeltal

this is !

>>36965391
same here skelebro

how tall are you?

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i can become your skelly gf but you have to tell me to not eat every day so i stay motivated

>>36965238
Wish she had a dick

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>>36965425
>born hot
>turn yourself into a raccoon skeleton
I don't understand women

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I want a skelly bf, I deserve a skelly bf

>>36965467
worst thing is she has my female name

>>36965467
Fuck me that's depressing

That's the first girl that I've immediately recognized as beautiful and she threw it all away.

>>36965521
Eugenia is your girl name?? No offense it why desu
I like Molly personally

>>36965528
I know right it's just sad

>>36965397
Can you imagine being her mother and finding your daughter staring cross-eyed at the ceiling on a wig and contacts, with her tongue sticking out? She would probably quickly drop the act and change the subject. That kills the sex appeal of this picture.

Holy shit, my dick is diamonds, who is that?

>>36965238
Is this Eliza? I've never known

>tfw no skeletal gf to fatten up

>>36965238
if u want a skeletal gf u can get one for free if u dig up a grave

Do people consider violin hips attractive? Is it at least made hotter with naturally long legs?

I'm asking for a friend.

>>36966332
You are really, really slutty and need to post pics you cunt.

>>36965479
Are you a grill?

Grills are oringal

>>36965238
Just go to your nearest rehab clinic and hit on the crackwhores

>tfw no thin, fragile gf to always treat gently like the beautiful, delicate flower she is

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>>36965479
5'7, 110 lbs. Skelly enough for you?

>>36966332

let's see them, I'll tell you if I find em attractive

>>36966044
justwanttobebones.tumblr.com, deleted now though
>>36966226
Probably not, see if she has those scars.
>>36966404
Rather a psych ward and get a yandere gf tbqh

>>36965425
>>36965467
>she insists she's just 'naturally' skinny

>>36965436
5'11
110 lbs
notu originalu

>>36965479
I am 6'0, 125, how's that?

>>36965238
>cutter scars on legs
you don't want anything to do with the girl in the picture

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Skeletal skinny girls with cow tits that are like 25% of their total body mass make my pee pee rock hard.

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>>36968407
Why not?
>tfw no yandere gf

>>36968484
You're a man of exceptional taste, anon.

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>>36965238
>tfw wont ever be this fragile and smol

>>36965238
>skeleton gf with self harm marks
The dream

>>36968510
>cutting
>yandere
Cutting is a sign of being absorbed in self pity. They care about themselves more than they care about you.

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>>36966332
>tfw one side of my hips is more rounded, the other side looks more like a violin hip
What the fuck is this
I'm not even gonna try and gain weight in hopes of making the one side more round, I started my diet a few days ago and I'm aiming to become skelly

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>Tfw skelly grils don't like skelly boys

What did society mean by this?

>>36968852
No, it's just a sign of depression.

I'm 5'10 and a skelly girl

Should I gain weight to become less lanky or can I still be delicate like the smol petite skelly girls I am jelous of?

That's just skinny fat anon, skeletal is like BONES EVERYWHERE. Pointy men are my favorite, how to get bf to lose weight? He used to be pointy but has since gotten some muscle and I don't like it. Won't leave him over it but he's just not as attractive with his bones all covered and shit.

>>36969553
Question, do skelly girls like skelly guys or do they also want chads like everyone else?
Or a better question, do they at least prefer skelly guys over overweight/fat guys?

>>36969444
Maybe try yoga, it could be posture related?

>tfw have a qt skeleton oneitis.

She might even like me too, but I'm too much of a beta sperg to be normal around her. Can't even bring myself to ask for her number.

>>36969646
I think a lot of skelly girls want to balance themselves out with a bigger guy. But thats just me taking a stab in the dark. I personally prefer skelly guys, but wouldnt mind a bigger guy either.

i wish i was small like this, i used to be but fell for the thicc meme

tfw youll never have an online bf to pay for your gym and diet pills and bully you into losing weight because he knows itll make you happy

>>36969724
Did you think thicc meant being fat?

>>36969701
Hmm, that's good to know.

>>36969553
Someone like you would be ideal for me, since I want someone skelly, but also tall for a female so that my children will be tall.
So I think might as well stay as you are in case you find someone else who also wants similar traits that I want.

>>36969886
Nope, I went from underweight to normal BMI and realized that I just look a lot better underweight. Fat clings to my body in strange and gross ways.

>>36970017
Too bad I can't be that online bully bf since I don't have the money, it sounds like it would be fun though.

>>36968484
Please tell me you have more

>>36969977
Hm, I guess Ill take your advice anon, because I do like being frail. Unfortunately I think that guys with your specific taste are harder to come by tho.

>>36969553
>Should I gain weight
Please don't! The world will always need more skelly girls.

>>36970017
when is your next cb session?

>>36965238
How the fuck do I get a body like that?
What do I have to do starve?

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Skellies with hips, are god tier.

>>36970347
It's from some pro-ana tumblr so probably a lot

Where can I find a skelly gf? Do skelly girls like skelly guys with somewhat cute faces?

>>36970347
Luck do things to distract yourself from hunger, like vidya, or books. You could also drink a glass of water before you eat a meal so you feel less hungry.

I don't know what's going on with me but I'm becoming attracted more to women with really wide hips and big tits, classic american playboy model types.

I only used to be attracted to skellingtons before.

>>36970232
If you live nearby maybe I could be your bf, do you live in the U.S.?

>>36970473
>look at some of the tumblrs
>some of the finish off a day with 400ish calories..
>100 calorie serving guidelines
Good god.

Hold on one sec.
>Everyone who is around my height and weight (6 foot 4, around 190 pounds) wish they were smaller, where as everyone in this thread wishes they were bigger.

Aaah, the irony of life.

>>36969484
Skelly only really works if you're a pretty /fa/ boy imo
Otherwise you need to at least pack on some muscle

>>36970559
Ahh Im afraid I'm British

>>36970759
I should've known, there aren't too many thin people left in the U.S. with our obesity epidemic.

>>36970958
What state are you in? Plenty of skellies in Cali.

>>36970759
somewhere around
L O N D O N
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D
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>>36971150
I'm in North Carolina, so no luck there.

>>36971202
I wish I was near London, seems to be a lot more fun down South

>>36965238
>>tfw no skeletal gf such as in the related picture

A cutter. Too mentally unstable to be a gf candidate.

>>36969654
Never considered that, could be since I have very minor scoliosis

>>36971316
Fucking hell, I'm seeing that in 1990 the rate was 12% for NC, then by 2015 it's 30%.

Just what the fuck happened there?

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>>36965238
I do have a skelly gf though, pic related

>>36971355
Depends on what you mean by fun. And how much money you have. Where are you up North?

>>36971355
Well I was just joking with that, i'm in Fife. Observation tells me it's an expensive shithole, though one with lots of people.

>>36971360
>Too mentally unstable to be a gf candidate
no such thing

Had a chance at skellington gf, gierl I met at a mental institution. She was mad in love with me.
Too skinny though, nowadays I might have taken the chance and try and force feed her

>>36970596
Funny isn't it? lol :p

>>36971404
My family is actually from Minnesota, so maybe that's how I was spared from plague of obesity.
And as to what happened, it can be pretty much as the introduction of corn syrup, palm oil, and other unhealthy additives, along with the increase in sedentary lifestyles.

>>36971436
Yes in the middle of nowhere pretty much, but hey we got some nice woodland walks.

>>36971470
Oh right Im retarded. Yeah the prices are insane and its overpopulated, but idk, I like the busy atmosphere.

i'm 5'3 and 95lbs, do i qualify as skelly

>>36971684
What part of the North you in? Also I hate cities, don't like the amount of people but in a town there's fuck all to do. It's like anything worthwhile is in them.

I just want a cute skinny gf to play video games with man

>>36972118
just put an ad out. Those types of ads usually get a lot of responses if you offer 50 for an hour. You need to specify they have experience in the game otherwise you waste that hour teaching them the game then they get bored and leave early.

>>36972432
i have a enough self respect not to hire a woman for that

>>36972571
I'll ask this again, and make sure you are 100% correct in your answer.

Are you sure you do?

>>36972754
Just barely but yes

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>tfw no gf with abs
why stay silent.

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>>36973765
washboard tummies are nice with slight abs, but the more defined they are the grosser it becomes

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>>36974147
this is a man of impeccable taste

>>36974147
This reinforces my depression.
I wish I never had to see women that I was attracted to.
Life would be a lot better in my opinion.

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>>36971997
>i'm 5'3 and 95lbs
>tfw will never cuddle with a smol skelly gf

>>36974666
become the skelly gf
nice trips satan

>>36971997
Please let me protect you forever

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skellies a cute

>>36975301
>become the skelly gf
I would if I could

>>36975555
Quads confirm skellies are cutest

>>36974242
I thought this on my way home. So tru

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>>36965238
>>>/bant/403639
>>>/bant/403639
>>>/bant/403639
>>>/bant/403639
>>>/bant/403639

>tfw "skelly gf" in this pic is actually a trap

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>>36968484
>>36968528
>>36970222
Kneel before me peasants, for I am the Saucemaster!! Am I not a luminous being!!!?
Excuse the autism.
Also, checking and rewarding them trips.

Her name is UMass Rachel
Link in case you have a hard time finding her. Your welcome and happy fapping:
http://imgur.com/a/09ieS

>>36976367
Got any proof?
Dubs

>>36976840
Saw a femboy post OP's exact photo on an old thread. But it couldve been bait, especially after seeing >>/36976706

>>36977679
if that's a femboy then you know what that's fine

>tfw no chubby gf to bully into being skelly
If you get them while they're chubby you've got better odds of them knowing how to cook.
>tfw no skelly gf to punish when I catch her sneaking food out of my supper in the kitchen

>>36965238
cute feet

sauce?

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>>36965479
im 5'7, 106 lbs. ill be your bf

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>tfw have to settle for fat chicks

> tfw 5'8" and 98lb
> tfw no gf
> tfw it's probably because my voice is deeper than tyrone's

>tfw becoming a skeleton still didn't cure the ugly

Please more bones.

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>>36965238
this my skeletal gf

>>36979598

fuck that's fuckin nice. please post more

>>36979598
>tattoos
>blue nails
into le trash

>>36969724
>tfw youll never have an online bf to pay for your gym and diet pills and bully you into losing weight because he knows itll make you happy
>mfw I actually did this to her

she left me after she realized she was actually beautiful like I had been telling her for a whole god damned year. something tells me you'd do the same.

>>36970017
whats your weight now

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>tfw used to be a skelly male
>no one likes skelly males
>tried to gain some weight but still skinny
>girls only want giant chads
>tfw will never cuddle with a skelly girl and rub her rib cage

>>36968484

Wow. That is amazing. So hot

>>36979598

I hope you die. Soon.

NOW

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>>36965425
>actual pointy knees
>would still bang

>>36965238
Thats a man

oregtrapno

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>>36978832
That's bullshit my man.
You can just be alone and single like me.

>>36971997
You sound like my ex. I loved her body. She was absolutely perfect at 100 lbs.

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>>36965479
6'0 112 lbs

I think I win this battle friends