How much of a suck up woul'd you be if you got a girlfriend?

>doesn't like burned toast
Low t beta male

>Mates with toast
SHITS DEGENERATE NIGGA, DON'T DO DAT

>>36965308
i thought it was chocolate at first

I had a girlfriend for a couple of months, and I remember the slave's life

>want to go out? I'll take you out
>want to go shopping? I'll pay for it
>want me to get along with your friends? I'll do it
>want me to be fit? I'll exercise
>want me to forget my hobbies? Done

The worse part is that I loved it, I'do almost anything solely for the grace of her presence.
Good thing she cheated on me, it shaked my world so hard that it made me reevaluate my life.
Otherwise I'd probably be a tool to this day

>>36965653
when you are in love though nothing else matters but the POSSIBILITY of touching her pussy

>>36965295
when your woman cannot even cook toast properly she's not fit to date.

I've never gotten past 10 minutes talking to a girl

>>36965295
I would be warm until it feels like a responsibility to do things for her then I'll shirk it like I do.