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>you will never have a one night stand

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HOW CAN I STOP MASTURBATING TO PORN EVERY DAY GOD DAMN IT I'M SICK OF THIS I WANT IT TO STOP HELP ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What are your favorite physical features?

For me it's dark hair, nicely shaped dark eyebrows, intense eyes, narrow nose, full lips, soft light olive skin, slim body with thin limbs and nice breasts.

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can you get a girlfriend without a ""hobby"", /r9k/?

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Why don't pretty girls sit next to me on the bus?
I don't bite.

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What if we're all fembots and we're all actually pretending to be fembot haters

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gg/z5jAncm
>Part II: Electric Boogaloo

We're a balance between comfy and freedom of expression. Anyone may join and we will sometimes invite other niche boards for fun

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I'm currently in the future, ask me anything.
>how are you talking to us?
we are able to relay data via wormhole, (I'm not a scientist) time travel with organic life is impossible
>i don't believe you
I don't care
>Why does the state let you?
Each Fueller (wormhole) links into a new universe. So far all of them have been identical and mirror our own history
>How much does it cost?
$29,000 my own est. based on your guys paper currency

pic related, its what pepe looks like in the future

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>Roommate's playing video games.
>Her baby's in the room.
>Baby does baby stuff like trying to eat things and knock the trash can over.
>Roommate starts fucking screaming at her baby even though she literally can't understand any human language.
>Locks baby in the crib for 6-8 hours while she plays video games.
>Baby gets so bored she curls up into a ball and starts crying while shaking her head.
>Constantly tells everyone how much she loves her baby.

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Have you stopped biting your nails?

I stopped for one year, two or three years ago...

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Question for 21 year olds of /r9k/: when you think "childhood", do you relate more to the stuff on the left side, or the stuff on the right side?

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"Girl are passive and like it when you approach them, they want you to talk to them"

>Go to bars last night
>I got my best clothes on (dark Elliott Rodger button-down, black vans, black jeans)
>Skinny emofag but not totally ugly (5'9" tho) in a decent sized redneck town
>college students graduating so bars are packed with drunk bitches and chads
>Usually just go and drink with a couple friends and sit by the wall
>Decide for some reason that i'm going to get some pussy and mack on random hoes
>Approach first woman at the bar, sit down and ask "hey what are you drinking" what's your college major etc.
>Ask if i can buy her a drink
>She says yes so I buy her one
>Talk for about like 5 minutes but she's obviously not interested and then ignores me
>Leave
>Approach about 5 more random girls at various bars, say "how's it going" and give them a head nod or something
>get ignored
>go to "club" to dance (I don't ever dance but I was drunk and wanted to try to find some pussy)
>try to dance on like 15 different girls
>every single one denies me or turns away
>One seemed kind of about it but some faggot chad pushed me apparently it was his gf or something
>I don't wanna get in a fight so I just leave
>Try a couple more times outside the bar while smoking, just walk up to smoking grils or groups of single looking women and ask how they're doing
>Denied about 5 more times
>Saw the first gril I bought a drink for 2 hours earlier walking home with some chad (spent $5 on her drink too, bitch)
>Go home drunk as fuck and play vidya

"Just talk to the grils anon, the worst they can do is say no"

I'm not even a neckbeard virgin i've fucked like 10 grils before, 2 new ones last week but not from the bar. It's easy when they approach you first or you have mutual friends or otherwise know them as friends. Trying to pick them up randomly at the bar apparently doesn't work, I legit got straight up denied like 20 times, kind of made me feel like shit

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ITT: old memes that made you feel happy when you were young

i'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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What's her name, /r9k/?
>Misty
inb4 Pokemon

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robots, why haven't you taken up gardening? it's nice to watch things grow!