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thanks I btfo a lot of redditors today finally nice to get some recognition

>>37236170
Pseudo-intellectual =/= smart

a lot of fuckin good that did me or anyone else here

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Any interest in rebounding with a man sleazy enough to hit on someone who just got dumped?

>>37236056
i hate this world so much
i want to fuck you in the boy pussy until your mind turns to mush and you forget about all of your pain

>>37236056
are you a grill(boy)?

she has that fantasy where she's the only one who knows all about the "mysterious" guy and is her secret rendezvous

>>37235888
She thinks you might shoot up a school

>>37235888
It is a polite way of saying "you are pathetic worthless parody of a man, what the fuck is your problem? Stop wasting my time, do me a service and disappear from my life, loser".

I have gyno , but as long as you lose enough weight it won't be noticeable with a t-shirt on. I'm about 140lbs at 5'8 and people say I'm skinny and can't notice my gyno

>>37235836
Do you actually care about any of that? Do you actually feel bad about your life or do you feel like you should?

your parents must be so proud that they took the time and money to raise you

>>37235681
Simple, I just live.

>>37235681
honestly the world would be so much better if imperial Japan beat the United States and was allowed control of the asian sphere of influence

It's very easy to not feel bad about not being tricked into wanting to participate in a suicide attack

Why does metal gear attract so many autists. It's like sonic the hedgehog

>>37235565
Because it's an autistic series made by an autistic man. Big, stupid characters with big, stupid personalities and motivations.

autism made me believe all women want chad.

but it makes sense if you think about it. right? RGIHT?!

It means your voice is weird

Either she was being nice and giving a compliment or not being nice and giving a backhanded compliment.
Need more context.

>>37235440
Okay, I was reading something publicly, and it had a list of names, and I got to one name that was kind of unusual, but I asked how to pronounce it, and I was pretty sure I got it right. When I read it, people laughed. I'm talking to her later, and I say, you know, "I'm pretty sure I said the name right", and that's when she said that people laughed because "You have an... interesting voice, and you paused a lot reading it."

Do something right and it's mediocre

Do something wrong and it's the worst thing that ever happened

>>37235412
If this doesn't describe most people here I don't know what does

Besides no friends or gf, that describes all here

>Freshman year of highschool
>go to homecoming or whatever dance
>"you'd be such a loser not to go!"
>too pussy to refuse to go
>go to dance
>start autism "dancing" with friends
>bump into some asian chick
>She tells me I'm awful at dancing and should probably stop
>have classes with her for the next 3 years of highschool
>she doesn't remember this happening
>in fact she doesn't remember me
I can't even ""dance"" without getting fucked over.

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This is what a love guru looks like

wonder how he'd react if he knew

>>37235417
He'd kill him too. Just imagine, he shoots them because if he can't have them, then no one will, and Chad plays the hero and gets her pussy.

Low quality bait but effective 30+ reply thread

>>37235141
Everybody starts off without friends

It's just that some never bother/are able to make any, or end up losing contact with those that they do make and end up drifting far apart enough that the label doesn't really fit.

>>37235141
Well just be a moron like me.

>>37234816
Yeah I'm sure that's what happened, OP. She made you. The jury will love that.

>not at least giving her little pussy a rub through her pants
Why are you even a real person?

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>>37234840
I mean if she made me do it then its not like she is going to tell anyone or make a big thing out of it. Which is probably the only reason I haven't fucking sliced my throat yet. It was literally like my fucking Japanese Doujins.

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>its another "turn your adblock off, I want to show you some kike merchandise!" episode

Thats the most attention i've ever gotten from a woman.

>>37234811
That's not about us. Stop shilling your agenda. Fuck the fucking fuck off you slutty butt fuck.

>>37234784
because of PASSION

>>37234784
What animes is this?

>>37234925
l want to know too

Talk about 4chan and /r9k/ specifically and in detail.

Just be yourself Anon, we all believe in you

Get a job you pseudoautist

>its always the mans fault!

"man up" ladies this is the future you chose

>>37234513
This. If women really want marriage/kids they have to bring SOMETHING to the table. They used to- loyalty, companionship, homemaking, affection. With feminism and the sexual revolution those things no longer exist in the modern woman.

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I'm 23 and can't afford my own property or a car, am I meant to want to have kids to be poor and struggle forever ?

Jesus christ fuck no, man child all the way, fuck babies, go to the betababy providers