>shoots roastie
>she's now fucking the Chad that saved her
>tfw Elliot has no idea
This is what a love guru looks like
wonder how he'd react if he knew
>>37235417
He'd kill him too. Just imagine, he shoots them because if he can't have them, then no one will, and Chad plays the hero and gets her pussy.
>>37235334
Is her face fucked up or is it just the angle?
>>37235334
This makes me happy
I'm happy for both of them
>>37235334
He doesn't look like a Chad.
>>37235334
That's going to be awkward as hell to explain when they have kids, or he inevitably slips up during an argument that he wished that one of them did get shot.
>her retarded face
>that weak chin and jaw on the guy
>chad
Man Elliot was truly the biggest of failures. What a fucking god.
>>37236047
Why would it be awkward?
Meeting her husband after he's saved her from dying is probably one of the bests ways a woman could wish to meet her partner.
>>37236147
Not when it becomes a "I saved you, now you owe me" sort of thing.
>>37236204
>Not when it becomes a "I saved you, now you owe me" sort of thing.
This is Chad who we are talking about,what you said obly implies with betas
>>37236018
>>37236123
I think it could be the angle. Here's a link to the video, he's definitely attractive and confident so I don't see what doesn't make him a Chad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27AwWi6TCM
>>37236047
>>37236204
>>37236290
She only owes him as long as he's not a beta.
>>37236295
Meh, I act exactly the same way and am just as confident etc. You wouldn't call me a Chad but just a regular normie with above average looks.
>>37236295
>about to graduate with a degree in art history
Man, Elliot saved her from a life trudging through Starbucks-type jobs, just trying to pay off her student loans.
>>37236378
Get the fuck outta here, right now Chad. This is not the place for you.
>>37236427
Is having sex with 20+ different woman chad-like?
>>37236363
>saved friend's life
>friend
>>37236467
having sex with as little as 5 women is chad-like
>>37236467
>>37236561
Coming in close contact with even a single woman is Chad-like.
>>37236123
She should go for you right anon! The over weight asocial racist who sits in his dark room posting on /r9k/
Lmao
>>37235334
You just can't win in this demeaning world of injustice
>>37235417
Vanilla latte on them of course
>>37236363
>arms crossed
You can see how defensive she is.
She is wary of the implications from publicly associating with him, even after he saved her life.
>>37235334
Lmao Cupid Elliot
>>37237729
>cupid
Nah, look in the video
>>37236295
Her: "we're gonna be like, bonded forever"
Guy: "I look at her as like my sister"
>>37237766
Kek. That is probably the first time in her life she has ever been rejected. He likely still fucks her on the side though.
>Elliot came to this world to teach us a lesson
>>37237729
>mfw this would make him furious
>>37236363
every time
poor dude, wonder how he is doing now.
>>37235334
At least they're forever associated with the Supreme Gentleman.